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ballwizard:boys will get into bed and be like “brbrbrbrbr eeehehehehee!! so cozy and comfy!! mmmmm”
fairygodpiggy:If you fat shame a woman who has just had a baby, you’re a piece of shit. Like they literally grew life inside their bodies. Any weight they gained was meant to support themselves and the baby. They gave birth to an entirely new human
i want to go to hollywood and find vince vaughn and just like… convince him to live in a dumpster with me.
blytons: adult men that think they can shit on teenage girls who like one direction just for liking them
It seemed like a good PSA for the coming Halloweentime ( ^-^ ) You can also say Yare! Which is sort of like saying Aah! or O!…
It feels like the situation here in the US is like if you came home and your walls were covered in finger paint and shit, and there’s your kid who is also covered in paint and shit. You ask the kid “Who made this mess?” and your child
Fun fact time. So there’s a phobia called panophobia (fear of everything). However, I can guarantee you that this particular phobia name will make finnish people like me snicker like no tomorrow. Look at the four first letters in the word, please.
jonasbrothers: there should be like a really obvious sign that you’re about to start your period like the day before you start your pee should turn bright blue or something as a warning signal because I’m sick of this surprise shit
Oh my god Oh my god You daft people You can’t block specific users from seeing your blog because all they’d have to do to get around it is LOG OUT You want privacy, run a private blog, but calm your collective selves about the blocking feature holy
It's not so bad... being dead like me.
zebeck: when you actually like a drawing you made but everyone else ignores it
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
shinimegami: justdrinktea: so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here’s a general gist of the translation: Rudolph had a shiny noseno one liked himhe cried every nightthen one Christmas it was darkSanta decided Rudolph’s nose was
lolsofunny: do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
rnarker: i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
threepac: i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
nosdrinker: shelbylinnea: nosdrinker: next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had.
genies: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
assiest: my blog is an acquired taste if you don’t like it acquire some taste
Toph’s blindness was one of the most excellently handled aspects of AtLA because it wasn’t treated like a disability. So often in shows (and especially children’s animation) disabled characters are limited to apperances in “very special episodes”
jacknoir: i really fuckin dislike people who think they are superior for typing w proper grammar or for drinking tea or loving british shows or not wearing revealing clothing or not having sex like wow idc if you do those things but if you think it makes
touay: “youre so lucky that you can draw” yyeah it was all luck and not at all grueling and emotionally exhausting practice kind of like how olympians are lucky that theyre so good at sports
almost-like-a-boss: It will get better, I whisper while taking the 5678th selfie
literallysnokoplasm: i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
sassygaysatanist: fezzingly: I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all no one is actually attracted to channing tatum it’s all just peer pressure.
chesnips: maahamburger: you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it would you like a better deal on your car insurance
