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hopelesslyfree: cuz it sure doesnt feel like it sometimes
Someone calls me a bitch? “Hey fuckdick, why don’t you gargle my lady balls?”Oh yeah, I say “fuckdick” a lot, too.Such a ladylike vocabulary.
furryredfox: myfurrysecret: Love it :) hey red fox is this you as a girl XD ……hot!!! Yes, it looks like my fursona but only female xD and I would so love to be in that position <3
There was this one case when I had this little girl and her mom came up to me, and the mom was like ”Hey, look honey. It’s the girl from the vampire diaries. It’s Elena.” and the girl looked at me cause I was wearing this big period dress that
a-family-man: hey, daddy. i couldn’t sleep. there’s this thing. i can’t stop thinking about it… i wanna know what it feels like to make my daddy cum. shhh, i don’t want to wake up mom. just lay back and enjoy.
Warm up sketch, Fuzedragon in a jockstrap. Quick observation about jockstraps: I just got one the other day, cause hey I draw em, and I’ve never worn one before wanted to see what it was like. Gotta say, it does what’s advertised, but
I literally just want to talk about DBZ and Overwatch lately. It’s such a weird thing how one day I’m just going about my business and suddenly my brain is like, “Hey you should get back into a fandom you were in 15 years ago” and it helps that
burgerkiss: hey what’s up goise its scarce here, and it looks like we gonna have a double upload today ———————————————————————– If you like my art, please consider supporting my Patreon!
ramtrak: scenikeight: hey kids so probably a lotta people already know this but for those of you who don’t: like a week ago i discovered this really cool tool in sai for fixing lineart so basically you’ll never have to redraw anything ever again
slugbox: slugbox: I am thankful for strictly SFW artists who are friends with nasty gross porn artists it is a special bond Like props to strictly sfw people who are like hey everyone gots to make a living and/or follow their rainbow and props to porn
lancemanly: lancemanly: lancemanly: Hey if anybody feels like having me work on some smut for them right away, hit me up. Considering how long the writing process can be I’ll be charging 2 bucks for every 100 words (not rounding up, so if it’s
nonsensology: Who else is excited for Season 2? I know, I am! It would be totally awesome if a scenario like this happened in the show, but alas, it seems unlikely. Hey, we can dream, right? The only AU I can take credit for is the Wonderland AU. The
laina: people who get super in-depth with their pokemon make me nervous like they’re all into the stats and nature and abilities and im over here like “hey this ones cute im gonna use it”
estebanwaseaten: spoopy-home-repair-vikings: lizardcave: “Hey, Doc. It seems like 2015 kinda sucks.” - Marty McFly, 10/21/2015 [x] did they just predict donald trump Not a whole lot of “predicting” about it:
sabrerine911: Hey there folks,ive been working on this fantasy universe called Solikar since mid-2016 and decided to post all my stuff of it in a bundle since I forgot to post it periodically like the other places ive posted them in.I will probably
a quick one hour thing for a joke on twitter lol but hey it’s my boys
queeromokid:concept: two characters are both desperate af but they both don’t want to admit it and they’re both so focused on holding it in that they don’t even notice each other squirming and finally one of them is like “hey i kind of have to
junkyardheroes: Hey you guys lets look at a creepy face today on Junkyard Heroes! when i first started writing this, the next few pages were the first things i thought of and im hype to get them to you if youd like to support the comic, share it with
wizardtwins: i think its funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood and i get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like hey… we heard you made more blood.
hexmaniacmareen: wizardtwins: i think its funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood and i get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like hey… we heard
quasikool: itsthighnoon: i love being dm. it means i can ask the most innocuous questions totally unprompted to my players like “hey what’s your bard’s swimming speed?” and get this reaction every time “You touch it? Ok cool. Remind me, who
a-third-attempt:piglii:andmaybegayer:andmaybegayer: piglii: piglii:hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like thisthe button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it
morsures-damour: tlcrmt: Hey lady, it’s been a really long time since I’ve been excited over something. So long that I had forgotten what it felt like. To have butterflies and something to look forward to. I’m moving my boy to a barn where he
Wow hey I sure love 2BBut wowwhat the fuck
tortureanddenial:Hey honey, the party is going great. They invited me to stay overnight, so there is no need for you to wait up for me. I know I promised that I’ll be home later for your monthly release, but it looks like we have to skip it again. I
everybodylovestitties: “Oh hey, Daddy,” Monica said. She felt tingly all over. It felt like her father hadn’t paid her any attention in weeks.It was partially true. Stephen knew that during the Bimbofication process that he would need
portraitsofboston: “Hey man, take my picture!” “I can’t do it. It’s too dark.” “Yeah, we need some light. Let’s go over there.” “Are you homeless?” “Yes, I am.” “How long have you been homeless?” “15 years. I’ve been
feed-me-fitness: amburgurandfries: enterthedreamatorium: If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend
dancingcentaurqueen: Hey Tumblr! Do you like my new bra? It is like wearing a pillow on each breast. Ahhhh.
caledscratch: eridannyzuko: can somebody please tell me the trigger warnings for dmmd Hey there friend. If I were to tag every trigger warning for dmmd it would include stuff like blood, violence, murder, mass murder, death, suicide, depression, drug
graphiteknight: Annnnd the original link. Ben did it, I suggested it. Hope ya like. Hey neat, colored Alice pics are always nice since they get to show her tan lines. Thanks! < |D’‘‘
a-hefty-teasing: I would say that it looks like someone’s been training hard, but somehow I don’t think his entering this eating contest was a premeditate thing. What really went on was that someone, maybe even himself, said “hey, you look like
countsassula: i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” You think that’s what it means
I love how just no one even flinches…. like hey… that guy just gave himself spinal cord damage most likely… lets pretend it didnt happen…
wolfofthevoid: Picking up on the Other’s concern, Wolf’s tone threaded with humor. ~Basically I just soak it up. There are forms of energy all around us, sunlight, emotion, heat, just to name a few. It’s not a terribly difficult thing,
A love like ours~
I took a really long walk today and here’s me sitting in the car waiting for my dad to show up If it looks like I’m dying hey I kinda was it was hot
ask-closed-closets: If a giant pony wants to cuddle with you, there’s not too much that can stop him. You’re best to just let it happen. But, like, hey, when I saw the picture you put up with my character in it, I sorta felt a need to make this
burgerkiss: hey what’s up goise its scarce here, and it looks like we gonna have a double upload today ———————————————————————– If you like my art, please consider supporting my Patreon! X:
the thing with what’s kind of destroying me from the inside out is that it’s pretty triggering so I don’t want to just be like HEY FRIEND GUESS WHAT’S MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING? but at the same time I am hurting
saccharinescorpion: saccharinescorpion: jasper/lapis, or as i like to call it, “the femslash version of pearl/mayor dewey” hey guys look at my problematic ship :) sorry if i’m offending you with my :) problematic :) ship :) hope i don’t
Unpopular opinion: I think all the prime Warframe variants look like ass.
Because I could use people to chat with about random stuffs like DMMd and RO and god knows what else, here’s what we’ll do. Especially DMMd. This here is my Skype: karuna.tanYou can feel free to add me, but please please PLEASE tell me who you are
dermatillorama: hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad
kelloxjello: “The delighted look on Rose’s face told him all he needed to know. The relief this brought was like warm water sluicing through him. The Sycorax hadn’t worried him much - not for a second. However, the possibility that Rose of all people
manywinged:anxiety is insane i’ll be minding my own business when my brain from hell is like “hey, have you thought about [mildly concerning thing] and how it could actually be [world ending life ruining disaster]? well now you can!”
punkaralho:piglii:piglii:hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like thisthe button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy
pleatedjeans: via Ever notice that Glinda totally trolls the Wicked Witch with those shoes. The Wicked Witch shows up like “you killed my sister!!” and Glinda is like “hey, didn’t your sister have those awesome shoes you always
cobalt borealis replied to your post: There’s this episode of Hey Arnold! wh… that show was golden. TURN OFF YA LIGHTS! It was such an excellent show, I remember so many episodes so well even after so many years ‘cause it was just so
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Me, who loves cute, happy, and fun things: It’s cute how it’s like canon for Rubies to have trouble counting because they always forget to include themselves.The other part of me that loves angst and sorrow: Hey, let’s think about how Rubies probably
killachuckychuck:Behind every crazy, soul splitting psychotic killer doll… eh sometimes human… IS a beautiful just as crazy woman tellin ya “Hey my eyes are up here!”
dreamyfawn: i wish that instead of really annoying guys coming up to you in the street to hit on you it was really cool girls who were like hey i like your hair do you want to come over and have some wine and hang out and do eachother’s nails really
my-caliginous-romance: hey girls friendly reminder that if another girl is being mean to you, avoid calling her a bitch, slut, or whore, because it’s likely there will be dudebros nearby and if you say that they might think it’s ok to say that to
seerofsarcasm: lolicage: OH MY FUCKING GOD Hey guys Is it bad That although I don’t plan to cosplay Mami I want to do this? Only have it be like a full suit instead of just a jacket.
theyellowbrickroad: i hate it when adults fuck up and they wont admit it but still try to act defiant to you anyway like hey!!! youre a human being!!! and you fucked up!!! stop acting superior and godlike and own up to your mistakes instead!!!
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