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weird-kinky-girlnextdoor-xo: just wishing and waiting for this to happen to me. she isn’t giving birth, she’s just set up like she is while they try to get her to push a lightbulb out of her pussy. at least they’re helping by trying to pull it
It’s shōchū Saturday! In Tokyo, you can buy these weird lemon shōchū “cocktails” at the 7-11 and they are delicious and you can just drink them walking around anywhere. I brought two back in my suitcase and I’m hella missin
It’s so weird how I am just wired to see this, and not only want to do it to T, but to want her to do something similar to me. - D
It’s flattering and all, and I know we’re allowed to date coworkers here, but I have a certain standard. I only date bi guys. Yeah, it’s weird. But the only thing that really gets me going is watching two dudes before I get laid. And porn just isn’t
It’s okay, just don’t be weird about it.
It’s just another form of a handshake between lovers.Since I mostly work at home, I don’t feel the impact of the coronavirus. At Joe’s workplace, it’s different, and he told me that everyone will get a little bit weird and joke
It’s been exactly one year since I was last at @eightytwola, since I was last at @lapinballleague night, it’s REALLY FUCKING WEIRD going to somewhere once a week, every week, for SIX YEARS and then just like NOT ANYMORE. I’m fine, I’m not fine
Weird Camping wetting dream When I went to bed I had a dream that I was camping with one of my friends, we were hiking to a camp site and the few days that passed I didn’t pee.. dream me thought it was too scary to pee in the woods so just refused to
it’s so weird. i just took a xanax. i rarely take xanax and all the sudden my dash has a bunch of xanax posts.
It’s weird how a lot of stuff goes on tumblr that makes no fucking sense like.. idk you’d think that any smart person who doesn’t want aces in lgbt would just be like “No thanks but you clearly are facing some issues and our community can help
just-shower-thoughts: It’s weird that Texas Instruments makes calculators and not, like, banjos or something
just-shower-thoughts:It’s weird that Texas Instruments makes calculators and not, like, banjos or something
It’s weird, being on the other side of wanting. Not, like, wanting wanting. But just wanting. But just the abstraction of it, the idea. Not the actuality. Obviously. I’m not explaining myself at all.
Weird shit going on, I just saw a post show up on my dash from around 7pm, and it was not there earlier because I was on their blog a couple hours ago and it was NOT there. WTF is going on? Even xkits time stamp showed 5 hours ago???
just-shower-thoughts: It’s weird how I don’t exist in your life at all, but you’re reading what I just typed.
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve always thought it was weird how it’s normal/acceptable to take a smoke break at work, but frowned upon just to take a break at work.
just-shower-thoughts: When women don’t wear underwear it’s sexy, but when men don’t wear underwear it’s weird af.
just-shower-thoughts: The passport is so weird, it’s basically one country saying, “Ya he lives here and we are pretty sure this is what his face looks like.” Just so another country can go “okay cool we’ll let him in”
just-shower-thoughts: iCarly was way ahead of it’s time. There are now literally livestreamers and YouTubers who do weird shit and post it online for people to watch
just-shower-thoughts: The word “eyesight” is weird. You don’t ever hear someone say “earhearing” or “nosesmelling”. It’s one of those things that gets described by what it’s a part of despite only ever being a part of that
It’s so disturbing and weird to write about things I haven’t consciously thought of in years. I’m writing about someone I used to be obsessed with and the friend I pushed away through it all and it’s just so surreal to feel what
just-shower-thoughts:At home it’s weird for two people to eat two different things for dinner but at a restaurant it’s weird to order the same thing.
just-shower-thoughts: it’s weird how you can actually feel it in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings.
It’s such a weird feeling to go this long without anyone in heart or on your mind but I’ll just be just fine.
It’s weird going to thrift stores you don’t usually visit because the cashiers will ask you if the regulated price for an item is okay with you, or if you still want an item if it’s a little damaged. Whereas your regulars just know you want your
ellewcee: I guess it’s just super weird to me that to some people, a few instances of violence during a protest is enough to delegitimize an entire movement, but piles of evidence showing sustained corruption and racism and literally hundreds of civilian
itmeansapricot:lakevida:at least tumblr hot takes are written by an overwhelming majority of just weird nerds and teens who don’t hang out with other gays… on twitter you can stumble upon any unbelievably bad opinion and discover it was written
impaire: I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.
adrenaline: I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.
arabellashigh: lesbianfosur:Having an ex is really weird. Cause you remember all the promises they made you when you were together and all the things they said you’d do together and now they are telling someone else the same thing and it’s just like
mattjosephdiaz: it’s so weird being in loveit’s just like “oh yeah I’m living my normal day to day life but also there’s this one human who’s MY MOST FAVORITE HUMAN”
just-shower-thoughts: Pizza is weird, we make it into a circle, cut it into triangles, put it in a square box, and we eat it inside out!
just-shower-thoughts: You’re the only person who thinks your voice sounds weird on an audio recording. That’s what you sound like to everyone else, all the time, and they don’t find it weird at all.
just-a-skinny-boy: evelynsmileees: sizzlebutt: babyblueeyesss: is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS 2013 has just been the biggest wtf ever for literally everybody so i’m not even
halliefromcali: IT’S JUST SO FUCKING WEIRD THAT WE ALL LIVE ON A FLOATING BALL AM I RIGHT
lolipie: I like smelling my daddy’s armpits. He’s got this natural scent to him that gets to me. I could just stuff my face into his pits and everything would be pure bliss. Except he thinks it’s fucking weird and doesn’t let me near him. ♡
allmymetaphors: the weirdest thing is suddenly not having romantic feelings for someone you were really caught up on like i always just suddenly shrug and say “nah” and walk away it’s so weird
spermbanker: hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how
[ ‘NNNG-! U-Uh..Hey, name’s R-Ruby, how ‘bout you?’‘It’s you..This doesn’t make sense, this was the least probable outcome-’‘Uhh..Is that some weird way to say ‘thanks for saving my life’ orr..?‘A-ah no, Thank you..my name is
Imagine you’re a kid going to space camp, and you sit next to this really nice but REALLY weird girl. Like she’s really smart but she keeps gently interrupting the professor to talk about how no, it wasn’t HUMANS who did that in space, but ALIENS
foxnewsofficial: some of you look like angels and it’s really weird to imagine you just sitting there blogging
pissprincess: vegandbeat: ancalagontheblack: from Kipod Tattoo in Tel Aviv. it’s not crooked, I’m just weird. its perf :3
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
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Johannes Ibelherr No idea of how you pronounce your name…so I’ll just call you My Secret Agent Lover Man, or duck!
Naughty American porn - by Ratbat Sorry, but this is pretty much superfuckingawesome and i just remembered i have to post it XD
xuunies replied to your post: dream rambling under cut Read More → i wish my dreams lasted that long and were consistent nO BUT this is a big deal for me cause my dreams are hardly ever this consistant and usually are just super weird and blehh so
kendrickfrehley: xlthuathopec: dashingicecream: bedtime discovery This is fucking adorable omfg aaHHHHHHH Unfortunately it will never happen as Ruby sees Weiss with her hair down their first morning of classes at Beacon. But dammit do I wish
ive always wondered why some people feel the need to specify that they “dont ship it but” when they compliment something shippy i draw/have drawn? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you could just say “hey that was a nice shippy draw u did” and i’d
codyknight22: One of my favorite moments in any interview ever is during Dash’s when she talked about doing weird drawing requests and I was just like,“Draw Blake riding a unicycle juggling 3 tiny Weiss’” and Dash was like“Okay sure.”And
turbotoad: cats just have to take it to that weird place
amazighprincex:a lot hearing people have this weird conception that “deaf” means you cannot hear anything, ever, at all, and “hard of hearing” means that you can hear everything but it’s just super quiet, like turning down a volume dial or
bookhobbit: what I love about tumblr astrology as opposed to like newspaper astrology is that it’s so weirdly specific and particular like I myself don’t especially care what the stars think is in store for my future and would probably just feel
hiitlikeabeast: buckyayo50: It’s so weird that Daisy Ridley is eyeballing that Lara Croft role in the Tomb Raider reboot, like, sure Star Wars was really big but you can’t just be a beloved space hero in one franchise and also be a big name as some
2016 was a sad year2017 was a messy year of dating 2018 was just one guy& I thought 2019 would be about actually dating but I’m genuinely not in the head space for it
temporarily quitting smoking isn’t even hard it’s just breaking the habit. like oh my dog and I are going to the park but I’m not smoking first? weird
