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bpdgorl:me: *doin anything at all* me: is this okay??? can i do this?? like that?? is it okay to do this like that?? am i doing this right???????
autieblesam: lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal
yeooneanti: me: types out a post me, deleting it: God jsut shut the fuck
thisgirlgames: “Why are you so upset? It’s just a video ga-”
cuckroach: me: hey mom i found something outside mom: it better not be a frog me:
snorlaxatives: the grim adventures of billy and mandy was such a fucking weird show but i have so many memories from it like… engraved in my brain like i’ll never forget about billy repeatedly shouting “destroy us all”
kawaiite-mage: Isn’t it kinda fucked up that the Council has a Turian, an Asari, and a Salarian when their lifespans are so bloody far apart from each other? Asari live for 1000 years, but Turians only live to about 150, and Salarians are even shorter
jinta:I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.
averagefairy:my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it
mettic: mettic: My ireland native father once told me that the first time he ever saw people use water for hot chocolate was when he came to america, and said that it was then that he “knew this country was doomed” ive made a lot of posts that i
take your body, haunt it
tamarussia: bridmpreg: inglaterraa: i’ve finally found my drawing style i drew a picture of your oc i hope you dont mind that i put some of my headcanons in it fucking how
fratsona: *posts art**IMMEDIATELY sees four anatomical errors, missing shit, part of the line i forgot to erase in eight different places and the silhouette of jesus burned into it*
avoidantcactus: Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel
arcanemimesis: me: [walks into a psychic’s shop and slams down my tarot cards] it’s time to duel
look it's another fucking mess of a blog
trashy-brain: talesofnorth: talesofnorth: Today at work came an order for a print on a mug, client asking to print “1488” on it. So I sent him back this. Wow, notes to this post are a wild ride. But, to clarify few things: 1) yes, he is a nazi.
grimdarkmatt: grimdarkmatt: I heard on the radio there was a guy sitting ontop of a cop car swinging a lasso around and if that ain’t Jesse McCree it was stuck in my head so i had to
thats-slightly-raven: brethompson1704: thats-slightly-raven: this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone its 8:30 at night This post is 2 months old but it’s
I’m really sorry to come to y’all for help again, but i need it
Fuck I’m so easy to just walk on and it’s impossible for me to speak that I need chance I hate how complacent I am why am I like this this is exactly how stuff like You Know Who is so easy to happen to me
desert-gurl: desert-gurl: Hi! I’m a Jewish Mexican Trans woman, and my dysphoria is at the point where it’s overwhelming me literally ever day and I feel awful just about all the time, so I’d like to start fundraising for the surgeries I need.
kramergate: kramergate: if you dont have a fursona at this point youre just being unprofessional hi guys it’s me again and I just wanna say after flipping through the notes on this here most I made, virtually no one on this web site knows what a
pluginduck: heckacute: I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn’t. He would
mishasminions: I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE “YOU LITTLE SHIT” IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL
Every day I go to work at a job I hate so I can make money to spend on living accommodations that I don’t have yet because I can’t escape this anyway so that when I finally die I can at least do it in my own space #goals
iampikachuhearmeroar: intimatepasta: retiredjesus: what if one day tumblr decided to reveal all anon messages I have a story!!! One time someone from my school made this confession page on Twitter that you could text and it would immediately post on
minteh: “Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally
unsends: im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill
evilspice: i genuinely do not wanna know what’s going on in the world EVER i’m sick of it i fucking hate politics like i’m not built for this world at all i wanna live in a secluded cave away from society and civilisation so fucking BAD but like
sallgud: jamaicanamazon: doubledoseofdopamine: sexualpres: Capoeira. That’s probably a superpower. Fuck it up ! Disguised as dancing African slaves in Brazil would practice this capoeria as a fighting style
I’m mother ducking terrified that when I go back to the apartment I’m just gonna find my shit on the porch And that’ll be it
xekstrin: ecdysozoa: adriofthedead: taschaface: abloodymess: that tree isn’t high enough stupid! He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3 me as a bat I’m in love with this bat “fuck it, good enough.”
aidn: i read this comic for the first time at like 8 years old and it holds up as the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
general-winky: I WAS WATCHING 6TEEN AND THE ASSISTANT MANAGER OF THE KHAKI BARN IT JUST SAYS ASS MAN
tastefullyoffensive: What could it be? (by Eat My Paint)
ukulelekatie: when you wanna talk about that thing you’re obsessed with but you already said a lot about it and don’t wanna be annoying
starsapphire: whitesaviorcomplex: I know this show isn’t for me and kids don’t typically care about art styles, but can I say I did not expect the magic school bus reboot looks like this why does it look like a doll divine dress up game and not
odric-master-swagtician: odric-master-swagtician: I really…fucking hate customer service. Like… Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers. Part of my
c0ffeekitten:I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick
somedickheadinawindbreaker: lesbianeroticthriller: I’m the one that’s constantly changing it’s position “Pap”
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revolutionarygays:if your feminism doesn’t include wanting to fuck aliens, is it even feminism?
kyleehenke: intimidating 2018 into submission before it even fucking starts
lizawithazed: sealcontent: officialleoneabbacchio: officialleoneabbacchio: I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAINRIGHTFUCKINGNOW i wish i could say “where’s the babies” to summon several tiny mewing
itsalwaysunnyontv: me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about- me:
turing-tested:nb people don’t have to be androgynous to be valid, nb people don’t have to be white or thin to be valid. the idea that you’re not allowed to lean heavily one way or another when it comes to your presentation (ESPECIALLY leaning feminine
pochowek: psychologist patient in fiction: (somberly lying down on a sofa, hands together fingers intertwined, looking blankly at the ceiling) …it all started on my 2nd birthday. I remember that day very clearly. I, even back then, could detect the
alexalexalexalex: meladoodle: my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started
onequartercanadian: jordyyynm: jordyyynm: who wants to hear the story about how a girl in my spanish 2 class fought back against the horrible spanish teacher and won if this gets 2 notes i will tell it one note is good enough for me. so there’s
noodlesforlyfe: If it ain’t me
im-the-batmann: shadows-ember: reperspectivity: michuno: amberhamster: fgfdgfgfgfh Source? @michuno I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was
silverloke: missveils: dorkstar-brat: My reasons for doing things: 1. Spite 2. The Aesthetic That’s it. okay i lied3. Attention x
Can I please just die nowLikeFcking pleaseGoddamnWhy is it that things are like this
Holy shit oh my god I am so fucking mistwrableSomeonePlease fucking kill meI justI fucking can’tKillMeFucking kill meI can’t even put it all into wordsJust kill me
aughtpunk: sexybaldwin:I was feeling really upset in my car before and decided to turn on the radio and when I did it was playing FUCKING DESPACITO That’s so sad universe play despacito
comnlink: totalspiffage: Reposting this from my Twitter because I still love it. Good shit
positive–energyyy:Girls knowing about your fetish, and then purposefully sending you pictures because they know it’s gonna get your dick hard in 0.6 seconds are Satan
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