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I need to be youthfully felt ‘cause, God, I never felt youngShe’s gonna save me,Call me “baby”Run her hands through my hair Jackie and Wilson by HozierI really needed some happy fluffy eremins today I guess
ladyskorpia: zoophobiacrazies: kateitron: caswouldratherbehere: massitha: mpreg-tony: uncontrollablyspooky: I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH IT’S TOO COOL It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls
Someone calls me a bitch? “Hey fuckdick, why don’t you gargle my lady balls?”Oh yeah, I say “fuckdick” a lot, too.Such a ladylike vocabulary.
swrredhead: Mmm, i like how that sounds. Say it again, call me Mistress and tell me how hot I am, worship me baby, tell me how badly you want this. Yes, beg for me to fill your ass with my strapon cock like a good bitch boy. Yes, beg me to fuck
I'm bored, ask me something! \o/
Someone came into work today that I’ve not seen in ages and called me his princess and I’m not mad at all
lesbian-max: Someone: you have to watch this new show!!! It’s called the end of the f***ing world Me: k what’s it about Someone: it’s about this boy who thinks he’s a psychopath so he plans on killing this girl but as time goes on they fall in
socialnetworkhell: The whole “I’m not like other girls” movement should really be called the “I don’t want men to treat me the way they treat other women” movement because that’s what it really is. Women know that a girl who wears makeup
Psa I don’t care how cute you think it is. No one, and I repeat, No One calls me pig for any reason. I don’t like it. It pisses me off. When it comes to my list of cute pet names for a feedee or gainer it’s not even on there. Please
Ok, as I was vacuuming a little while ago, it occurred to me that, since I took some pictures of myself queueing up Pajama Saturday yesterday, it might be a cool idea to have an ongoing series called, “The Making of Pajama Saturday.” Do you
smileforbeingalive: ibelieveingreatness: ollivander: atalkingdonut: It’s trying to whisper something to me. moisturize me I tried to scroll past it I really did but it was calling me moisturize me
bonneibennett: “You know I paid her cell bill so I could call her phone and hear her say the same six words every day?”“Sounds good. I’ll give it a call.”
leadhooves: jessiedoodles: Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls. this is why I don’t talk in skype calls me every time im expected to speak on any call T ^T
smileforbeingalive: ibelieveingreatness: ollivander: atalkingdonut: It’s trying to whisper something to me. moisturize me I tried to scroll past it I really did but it was calling me moisturize me lol Does this creep none of you out?
dcfinnest: When his man can’t lay the dick the way he want it. He called me to b**** him out… $$$$$$$$$ Always On-Call…
what-the-fuck-is-one-piece: shockandlock: what-the-fuck-is-one-piece: And now I can only imagine Doffy singing “I want FAAABULOUS, BRING ME FABULOUS.” It’s perfect for him. The SPOILED GODDAMN BRAT. it was calling me this is very important.
minduiquitelikehope: If I told you where I’ve been would you still call me baby?And if I told you everything would you call me crazy?Cause baby I’m a D A R K S T A R part 1
some anon called dennis sent me a message and called me a fag and it reminded me of your dennis. youre that special.
kinky-as-fuckkk: luxaeterna1986: kittyk8here: crrrvygrrrl: archandpromise: call-me-mr-sir: Is there any other kind? crrrvygrrrl and I just call this “sex” :) Yes, please, archandpromise. No way I’d ever say no. And if I did….it means
umathurwin: highkey want a boy who’s taller than me and has messy hair and nice eyebrows and is strong enough to lift me and carry me when I’m tired and is intelligent and can carry smart conversations and calls me beautiful and treats me right in
32teeth: why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen
jam-etc:…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls
Watching Pulp Fiction for the first time. Yes, I’ve never seen it before. Call me heavily sheltered while growing up. Bro loves this movie and wants me to see it. This is going to be an adventure. Watching this and writing FMA smut. Multi-tasking
coffee-clubbers: Dear Clubbers, you can call my peculiarity a quirk. But sometimes it is more like an OCD, to be more precise it is called compulsive orderliness. I think since being a teenager I have developed the compulsion to establish symmetry.
polyvinylmonster: Inspired by this brilliant post. I’ll do the other ones as well. It’s also my first Koujaku fanart I mean I’m not really a huge fan of him but it felt really great when I was drawing him and his gorgeous hair aaa aaaa
all i want in life is for sly to step on me. to beat me bloody. to sit on my face while he’s calling me his bitch.
sierraslinger: spoken-not-written: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating
ronald-charles: mlmoso: normalize calling boys pretty!! and beautiful!! and cute!!! Yes normalise it by calling me all of them
b-itch-y: He can call me baby, he can call me his boo..
fivesecondsofsarang: sudaniheaux: baetoul: aphronao: lmao this is me in class when a racist calls me out about islam… i have no self control YESSS GO OFF MASHALLAH SUDANI EXCELLENCE Preach Bae!
lesbiansavingthrow: lesbiansavingthrow: do I really have to be the one to make the most obvious brigitte joke??? brigitte went from “hello sir, it’s nice to meet you” to “your daughter calls me daddy too”
yiffvore: if someones pronouns are it/its you are obligated to use them and if not youre being transphobic for misgendering it and not respecting its pronouns it absolutely does not matter if it makes you uncomfortable because other peoples pronouns
dcfinnest:When his man can’t lay the dick the way he want it. He called me to b**** him out… $$$$$$$$$ Always On-Call… hot mmm
dcfinnest:When his man can’t lay the dick the way he want it. He called me to b**** him out… $$$$$$$$$ Always On-Call… dam he went in on him
dcfinnest: When his man can’t lay the dick the way he want it. He called me to b**** him out… $$$$$$$$$ Always On-Call… Wow mmm
I forgot I had @4lung‘s music in a playlist on spotify and let me tell you it hit me like a pillowcase full of bricks how much their music rocks
animedads: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
I WAS THERE WHEN SHE TORE YOU APART. DONT YOU REMEMBER. IT WAS ME ON THE PHONE WITH YOU. IT WAS ME WHO TEXTED YOU AND HELPED YOU HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER UNTIL YOU COULD CALL ME AND FALL APART IN MY WAITING ARMS WHILE I CAUGHT ALL YOUR PIECES AND HELD YOUR
wendyyhuangg: smileforbeingalive: ibelieveingreatness: ollivander: atalkingdonut: It’s trying to whisper something to me. moisturize me I tried to scroll past it I really did but it was calling me moisturize me HEY LITTLE MAMA LEMME WHISPER
detrecto: smileforbeingalive: ibelieveingreatness: ollivander: atalkingdonut: It’s trying to whisper something to me. moisturize me I tried to scroll past it I really did but it was calling me moisturize me bapapapapapapapapap
I have a white friend who I let fuck my tight asshole. Now he wants to race play. Why do white ppl always wanna race play and be called master and call blacks the N word? Why isn’t it them calling me Egyptian black king while I’m calling them
sexypantyboi:I have a white friend who I let fuck my tight asshole. Now he wants to race play. Why do white ppl always wanna race play and be called master and call blacks the N word? Why isn’t it them calling me Egyptian black king while I’m
coltre: I want to be with someone who sees the sunset every day and it’s amazed by it every time. someone who calls me late in the evening asking me if I noticed there’s a full moon tonight
smileforbeingalive: ibelieveingreatness: ollivander: atalkingdonut: It’s trying to whisper something to me. moisturize me I tried to scroll past it I really did but it was calling me moisturize me i laughed harder than i was suppose to
so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba is saying when he curses me the fuck out luckily my sister in law was there tonight when he went apeshit on me so she could translate that he called me a piece of dog shit and a few other
ibelieveingreatness: ollivander: atalkingdonut: It’s trying to whisper something to me. moisturize me I tried to scroll past it I really did but it was calling me
consultingaytective: what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it’s her father’s business.
urhighnessbitch:You turn into a brainless toy so easily these days, don’t you? All it takes is a hard grip, a stern look, a harsh word. I tell you to stop thinking and you obey instantly. It’s so nice to watch you go dumb for me
“Mrs. Xiao-Long, It’s a pleasure to meet you-““Please, no need to be so formal! Call me Blake’s Wife.”
weloveshortvideos: They call me David Lopez
i was singing to “gold” out loud and my sister called me a nerD and it just reminded me of-
I love lipstickI can spend 5 minutes getting ready in the morning, look like crap n stick some lipstick on and people tell me I look glamourous lmao
people call me a bitch like it’s a bad qualityif you treat me a certain way, fuck yeah I’m a bitchbye
