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find its actually not on porn pin board
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antique-erotic: 1920’s may be a little late for this collection, but I thought this scene from the French silent movie Le ménage moderne du Madame Butterfly may be appreciated as it is one of the earliest examples of gay pornographic film-making
It’s true, that ball gag is actually not necessary To prawda, dobra konwersacja to podstawa. Knebel nie jest wtedy potrzebny.
It’s not that she needs to be restrained, it’s that she likes to. Giving up all control to you, her bull, comes as naturally as breathing. Her husband would never consider tying her up and fucking her like the whore she actually is, but you
Although I love my husband dearly, I can’t stop thinking what it would be like to be with another man. By our second anniversary I decided that there must be a way to satisfy my craving without actually committing adultery. The next day after he
galladexd:Nobody will suspect a thing
It’s actually not a far fetched concept! …….
When as a sensitive, insecure young boy, I thought what was actually my love of glamour, was the same authentic attraction to girls, that all the other boys experienced. I thought that way, because I wanted it to be true. I thought that way because deep
You always adored glamour, but it would make you so uncomfortable when you looked at girls with the other boys, because you were made to be aware of, however much you wanted to it to be, a love of glamour, wasn’t anything like actually being attracted
Oh the peer pressures of boyhood. That constant worry whether the other boys will ask you something, which shows you know absolutely nothing about cars… about sports. That you know absolutely nothing about what it is like, to actually….&hell
not-safe-for-sile: By mildly popular request here it is! An actual YCH with Sile! See this link here for information on the YCH! For the first YCH, bid here! But make sure to read the link with the info!
white-sky-draws replied to your photo:I kinda wish tumblr would keep this :UI don’t even know how to get to this. I haven’t found it anywhere. xDIt actually seems to be bugged for some people, when i clicked the button it didn’t do anything, even
odinoco: yourownpetard: cheattoe: a-bore-of-a-whore: lady-of-greenwood: sindri42: solwardenclyffe: sindri42: sidereanuncia: ontologicalidiot: an-actual-stone: glumshoe: colonelmagpie: colonelmagpie: colonelmagpie: colonelmagpie: Evidence:
So I need to wake up early in the morning to walk my dog, since nobody else is home, and I was downloading some ringtones to use as an alarm. And I found the greatest thing ever: a Tsundere alarm. Normally I’d be too embarrased to actually use it, but
So… what exactly is Pop Team Epic or whatever it’s called?
Me: Uggghhh this drawing sucks, the lineart is terrible, the colours didn’t come out at all like I wanted, and the anatomy is all wrongMy supportive friends and followers: Wow, this is actually really goodMe: FUCK YOU, IT’S NOT
Just so you guys know, if you message me on Tumblr and I don’t reply, don’t take it personally. I’m actually an extremely antisocial person, so I’m rarely in the mood to talk to anyone.
For those of you who don’t know how my requests work, I’ll pretty much get to it when I get to it. I don’t colour my drawings immediately after I draw them, so a lot of times I’ll let a drawing sit in Dropbox from months before I actually colour
erotic-nonfiction:Trying to decide what color glittery dildo to buy on Etsy instead of doing actual work is my Monday mood. Update: I went with a nice, subtle “dusty pink” glitter
lesserkiwi: anarchapella: Unpopular opinion: straight people using “partner” to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl
averagefairy: rudiecantfailtomakeyoucum: averagefairy: cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal Maybe you’re
actual-rand-althor: jemthecrystalgem: chongoblog: shishkababoo: ryuutank: SHIA LABEOUF INVITED HIS FANS TO WATCH ALL OF HIS MOVIES FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS AND HES LIVE STREAMING IT BUT HES NOT EVEN LIVESTREAMING THE MOVIES HES LIVE STREAMING HIMSELF
consultingmoosecaptain: dalekitsune: the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby
chaotic-neutral-comics:Actual thing actually said to me by more than one family member. And at the same time I was constantly dizzy, weak, and foggy headed. Spoiler alert: Don’t say stuff like this. Losing weight isn’t always a good thing, and it
manyymedia: pixelrey: You’re not doing this…the effort would kill you. his face in the second one tho
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
derlaine: I have been teasing Elsa, Reapersun and Leigh with some really quick manips of “What if Interview with the Vampire remade with Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston!!“ and Reaper actually caved and drew it haha so I colored over
I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.
So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
anguishmacgyver:ah yes. the classic “I can’t sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That”. so I’ll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again
assbutt-in-the-garrison: tenderule34: opaul: neraiutsuze: sassygaybabies: pizzaforpresident: sierrakushterbeck: THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL
Unit plan complete. Bring out the Bavarian nutmeg root beer. (for those of you who are curious it says “DONNIE- DO NOT OPEN UNTIL UNIT PLAN IS DONE”)
my coworkers kept complimenting me on this cardigan, but when I posted a picture of it on twitter everybody accused me of casually cosplaying Makishima…
happy trans day of visibility! I am about to premier a middle school production of high school musical jr, so I’ll keep it brief: trans teachers exist and we may not always be as visible as we’d like to be, but we’re here for you! we love
m-azing: I would actually LOVE if a writer said something like “actually, I did not write any gay characters in my story, and I did not realize it until you pointed this out. now that I’ve been given a chance to really think about why there ARENT
pinestarr:you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”
I will actually pay 贄 to anyone who can prove the identity of “The Girl Graduate” that replied to Oscar Wilde’s lecture on dress. I think I have a crush on her letter. Even if it is over a hundred years old.
i just had a level 100-sth get so confused when i switched to mercy’s pistol they, a level 100+, genuinely did not know mercy has a pistol
mangochannel: spyyy: reifaun: your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ actually that’s correct; 93% of your body’s mass is not-hydrogen so you are at least 93% stardust, probably more because most hydrogen
undercutsquad: rivialle-heichou: 進撃ログ(腐) by 春樹 Requested- translated by me [please do not remove source] It finally happened.This is it.This is my favorite picture.
the-grudge-girl: Hide and Seek Alone Playing hide-and-seek-alone is quite popular in various parts of Asia. Those who have tried it report that it actually works and that they felt their lives were threatened. You will need: A doll with legs. (The doll
spellbookbitch: vextera: guardofvariansbutt: The other day at the mall i saw a 15 year old sitting in a Claire’s piercing booth and it took every fiber in my being to not just grab her and take her to the actual, clean and sanitary and not guaranteed
It’s not even funny anymore, I really don’t think he likes me. He actually frowns at me before growling at me and biting my hand or leg or foot. He climbs up my legs while I’m walking around the house, and he digs all four feet of claws
brklynbreed: xn—78h replied to your post:you can’t reason with a childish mentality. when… Are you at war right now? 👀 nah she can say whatever basic sentiments she wants to now. as long as i confirmed that there is no actual reason to dislike
officialtaylorandrew: cookiemonstahz: soft-grunge-w0nderland: vodka-andrazors: dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future: p0tayto: the-anonymous-giver: shestillcuts: the-cali-coast: thinnestthinnerthin: ashulay: arjenploeger: mallysmiles: It saddens
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MESSAGE ME THE SOURCE OF THESE PATHS LIKE AN ACTUAL LINK TO THESE PATHS. I SAW IT ON THIS BLOG AND GOING THROUGH IT THEY WERE COMPLETELY UNRELIABLE (so many people had trouble finding the source of the paths on this blog, went to the
everyonelovesrobots: constarlations: This is the money Charizard. Reblog and you will money tomorrow. That first edition Base set Holo Charizard with shadowless border (meaning first print) is actually worth about ŭk+ if in mint condition so hell
Not actually an oxymoron
What happens when I brush my curly hair….
hqlle: jamesdeenhateclub: americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong man shut up i swearta god with yall lil ugly hard ass cookies Actually, In Australia/UK, its like this:American = biscuit - UK/Aus = Scone (pronounced Sc-on in AUS)American
tomorrow I have to walk to the doctor and sit there alone then get their opinion then get a blood test alone (which will take like an hour waiting) and walk back and im very not excited
It’s not in the dreaming, it’s in the realIt’s actually existing. Now I have a summer here.
Computer is STILL updating AHHH the one time I actually get in the mood to draw that’s NOT at 2 am gmhmh FJCIHHSHSICIF
It hits me sometimes that ‘Princess Prom’ was an actual fucking episode in She-ra and not some lesbian fever dream I made up of all things that are absolutely my types converged into one fantastically animated show
asktoola-roola: thegreatestandmostpowerful: I am still here by ~maxtaka So Discord is now Twilight? You know, i was actually thinking the whole time as i watched Lesson Zero “goddamn… It’s like Discord is still here fucking with
fisherpon: Rarity Pose 7 eee cute! <3 Oh hey, look… she has an actual horsey tail that’s bare on the underside, like i do ‘em. It’s nice seeing that once in awhile in other artists’ work!
as fine and dandy as it is to warn someone about reblogging something from a potentially harmful user, be sure to actually fact check on your own first. if this person telling you what user is gross or not is a completely random anon, there’s a pretty
given how young winter looked in the schnee family portrait next to weiss i think its safe to say shes probably only a few years older than her. thats actually sort of why im more inclined to ship elderburn atm even tho i already predicted winter not