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niall-horani-deactivated2014092: Fantasy is one of my favorite genres. I love that you can be something completely absurd and wonderful, and it gives you a lot more creative license - you’re not human so you can be anything.
justshadowworld: Fantasy is one of my favorite genres, I love that you can be something completely absurd and wonderful, and it gives you a lot more creative license - you’re not human so you can be anything. Lucy Fry
socalledunitedstates:It really is a testament to how absurd the theft of the commons under capitalism is that one of the first questions to ask before you start gardening is “how do I get dirt”
confessionsofasinflower: “Well it may sound absurd… I want to be a wreck for you. Smash out my honor on your floor.I will be your never ending, unbefriending, self-expending, moral-bending thorn.”self portrait, munich, september 2014
micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.
micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults. Again
starlight6x6: I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
spiletta42:This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
peterparker: You know what this is like? It’s like those old movies we both love. Now, I’m going to tell you my whole plan, and then I’m going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you, and you’ll find an equally convoluted way
america-wakiewakie: micdotcom:If we talked about theft like we talk about rape, here’s how absurd it would soundIt’s hard to imagine asking victims of violent crimes what they could have done to prevent what happened to them.But this is all too often
apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really
jeremiebrett: I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me - like, the very idea makes me want to laugh because it’s so absurd. I can’t picture someone constantly thinking about me or getting flustered when I smile or someone wanting to shower
megvnmvrie: Men! The most absurd of God’s creatures! we give you life… and we can take it away just as easily! - Poison Ivy
micdotcom: Watch: If an angry bear was treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound.
seattle-fox: absurd-person-singular: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: this is quite possibly the best post on tumblr It’s back
psy-faerie: stylemic: Comedian Celeste Barber is hilariously calling out the absurdity of celebrity Insta pics … by trying to recreate them. The message is clear. Follow stylemic I mean I get it but people act like modeling and photography (even
chescaleigh: jessehimself: apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just
santullillustration: It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and bird.
theshoutingendoflife: This seems really absurd at first but thinking about it expecting Bieber fans to be all sweet and cutesy is like expecting House fans to be painkiller addicted super geniuses.
b00tycake: megvnmvrie: Men! The most absurd of God’s creatures! we give you life… and we can take it away just as easily! - Poison Ivy Omg ughhhhhhhh this is so perfect
coolgogos: yrogerg1312: daddywantslolis: candy—cum: juliepissedoff: wasted—kitten: nudes as promised! hit my follower target xxx so perf it’s actually kinda absurd god Damn right that is absolutely perfect I like and you ?cam i like
russianrev: the fact that people use rihanna singing about consensual bdsm in a song to somehow justify chris brown hitting her suggesting it’s ‘what she wants’ is absurd and really concerning everyone is still unsurprisingly an idiot basically
highkristen:micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.“Someone was in here without my consent and they took something that I’ll never get back”
mynamereallyiskimk: THE 1975//12.13.14//Sherman Theater Sadly, the request was denied. But Matty did acknowledge this fan’s absurdly large sign. He said that he can’t play it…but Matty went on to say (because the boy made the sign and knew the
mynamereallyiskimk:THE 1975//12.13.14//Sherman TheaterSadly, the request was denied. But Matty did acknowledge this fan’s absurdly large sign. He said that he can’t play it…but Matty went on to say (because the boy made the sign and knew the song),
bengifaldi: Declining to explain the world And confirming his absurd thought He remembered: “Everything has it’s truth.” And he saw her blue eyes Illuminating consciousness Temporary bodies; on a beach squatting in a life envied only by the
micdotcom: Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.
i have so many dirty dirty feelings for sexfiendme, it’s borderline absurd.
THE PRINCE OF SPAIN IS A MASOCHIST AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
why do lingerie shops photoshop out women’s nipples it’s completely absurd
owlberta: johnniewaswolf: owlberta: noahs-nook: <3 I’ve been following you for ages! 😘 DON’T DO IT SHE’S A LOON 😞 I’m the good kind of loon tru 😘 she’ll send you absurd and hilarious snaps and make you feel better without
thesylverlining: lesliecrusher: i’m going to tell you a story about something absurd. so okay. when i was in high school, i would wear a ton of brown eyeliner, eyeshadow, and mascara, and because i was an ungrateful little brat i would wipe it off
bootyking: megvnmvrie: Men! The most absurd of God’s creatures! we give you life… and we can take it away just as easily! - Poison Ivy See more of megvnmvrie here.
angry90slesbian: Every single word of this headline gets increasingly absurd and I love it
hackerfucker: having an absolute breakdown until the absurdity of reality just pulled me out it
slicerness answered to your post “I think I have the best way to do this is. Week 1: OC TFT Week 2: OC…” that seems like an absurd amount of OC only TFT, to be honest. I know it’s persnal taste, but I much prefer established characters
chandacomic: The Will of Ikonos - 15 Agerochos forgot the golden rule: Things can always get worse. Things are getting pretty absurd in my comic. Ya’ll should check it out~
fuckyeahtattoos: Today I got my first tattoo. The feeling of the absurd arises when one’s search for meaning comes into conflict with an irrational and meaningless universe. If there is inherent meaning for this life, I cannot know it. Longing for
I was kinda annoyed at this party next door because their music was being absurdly loud but they just put on a Disney playlist so I’m now fucking here for it
sweatyninjaavenue replied to your audio post “Jyn Erso it’s your father, sorry about the name. Listen. I need you to…” The fact you were trying not to laugh, makes this even better xD I do the most absurd things. I feel so loved that I get
limeisprime: iconoclasst: limeisprime: Good Morning tumblr! Can today please be Friday? It is currently Friday in New Zealand… Because they have special elvish powers to always be first to the Future… Also you’re absurdly cute just to boost
fisherpon: Goddess, Ruler, Princess I really wish i could stylize things like this. I mean, look at those legs! There is no ‘anatomy’, just style and expressive motion! It is amazing. I am trapped behind the need to go into absurd depth
ineffectualdemon: quietstorm-thundathighs: nitrosplicer: lmaonade: lmaonade: lmaonade: do you guys wanna see maybe the stupidest most absurd life hack video i’ve ever seen i cannot take my eyes off this video whenever i start playing it. the
quotefeeling: “It’s really a wonder that I haven’t dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.” — Anne
ropeandthings:I love the absurd amount of rope. It’s beautiful.Source?
I would rather take the chance that recycling facilities I contributed to don’t actually recycle what I give them than simply throw away all the packaging from everything I consume knowing 100% that it will sit in a landfill for an absurd amount
