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nltm: having an ounce of privacy should not be this difficult in any setting, it’s fucking absurd and I just hate my living conditions so much all the time
ask-an-mra-anything: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean
lmaonade: lmaonade: do you guys wanna see maybe the stupidest most absurd life hack video i’ve ever seen i cannot take my eyes off this video whenever i start playing it. the amount of dumb shit that goes on just entrances me. this video is only
land-of-omorashi-and-absurdities:The only sad thing about being in a Fandom when it starts is running out of ship content to consume.
twitch-eaglehart: teaboot: systlin: matchgirl42: What made me just outright giggle at the absurdity of it all is reading about these bunkers in particular: https://www.businessinsider.com/photos-of-survival-condo-project-luxury-doomsday-shelter-2017-4
micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.
starlight6x6: I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
micdotcom: Watch: If an angry bear was treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound.
apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really
“…Quetzalcoatlus had the body of a bat and the head and neck of a stork, except instead of delivering babies it delivered death.” — Wired: Absurd Creature of the Week
vancity604778kid: fifty-shades-of-shade: wetravelfast00: geatc: ultrafacts: Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts This country is really absurd sometimes… But we know we love it, though. that’s why when I say “sorry” to ppl in the states
micdotcom:If we talked about theft like we talk about rape, here’s how absurd it would soundIt’s hard to imagine asking victims of violent crimes what they could have done to prevent what happened to them. But this is all too often the reality for
laurenwilmshurst: laurenwilmshurst: “Rabbits are creatures of warm volatile temperament but shallow and absurdly transparent” –– Beatrix Potter It’s been one hundred and fifty years since Beatrix Potter’s birth (28th July 1866)! I thought
micdotcom: 17 Twitter reactions that point out the utter absurdity of the Rachel Dolezal interview 4 words said it all, “I identify as black.” Reaction online was swift, with many people unforgiving of Dolezal’s justifications and taking to the
highkristen:micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.“Someone was in here without my consent and they took something that I’ll never get back”
spiletta42:This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
amarynceus: amarynceus: EDIT: Link to the deviantart; I forget sometimes that tumblr shrinks large images: Fear Naught but Dread Luna I finally finished it! As regular stream attendees know, I’ve been working on this piece of wonderful absurdity
television-and-tea: yeahcoolduck: thetimesinbetween: thememacat: This is not normal. Never accept it as “just the way things are now.” source (new york times) mfg i don’t know if i’m laughing or crying this is the most absurd graph I’ve
spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
girlfriendluvr: tlatollotl: Link to textbooks - https://www.cambridge.org/core/what-we-publish/textbooks Original tweet - https://twitter.com/MiShee54/status/1239960873982144512 wow it’s almost like textbooks never needed to cost absurd amounts
headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:The whole “how the hell does this predatory creature get enough sustenance” thing that plagues fantasy and sci-fi occasionally gets so absurd it loops around into being funny, like the scene in Star
property-is-theft:Capitalism is so absurdly dehumanizing and inherently corrupt that just honestly explaining it passes for commie propaganda
micdotcom: Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.
killbenedictcumberbatch: i just feel like literal citations of antiblackness are classified as “dicourse,” the absurdity of which is controlled by how much people use them with irony, but like it’s not a Real issue
wayneradiotv: dec-uke-ly-moo: rock10zxa: unadulteratedpiratepizza: I’m not in the cooking fandom, is this concerning because they’re spraying an aerosol so close to a hot surface? Or are they putting an absurd amount on? Or is it an inedible
ranger-guy: absurd-ailurophile: atalana: you know for all the lazytown memes i’m surprised no one’s dug up the old website yet like look at this fucking dinosaur it’s got everything character clips ft. horrifically low res images a very early
writing-prompt-s: After a horrible accident at a comedy club, it turns out that every human has the ability to blow up in a giant explosion if they do a specific set of absurd actions in a certain order. You have the only recording of “The doomsday
writelikeitsyourlife: writing-prompt-s: A man receives an absurdly high power bill and finds an extension cord that might be the cause. He follows it around the world until he reaches the end. Bill started out walking. La dee da; a little walk to see
knightsolaireofthesun: SCP Foundation: Tries some new absurd way to kill SCP-682 SCP-682, after it inevitably survives:
lightpinklightning:i dont know if im weird but random science facts make me so happy. like when someone somewhere shares some random absurd facts, especially with sources, it makes me smile so widely. Becouse those ppl clearly are intrested in the topic,
zagreus:zagreus:there’s only one good absurd threat that’s ever been posted on Twitter Dot Com but it is (as the kids say)a real doozy
starhoodies:this is a WIP for this garbage trash im making with an almost 10 year old meme because I think the idea of Riku getting really upset about the concept of sand and absurd large amounts of it (anakin skywalker style) is that funny
raijumykaiju: the absurd dichotomy between abled people insisting that people with disabilities ‘can do it if they just try hard enough’ and acting like disabled people are helpless children who shouldn’t be allowed any autonomy would be hilarious
shazzbaa: OH BOY IT’S MORE NON-CANON UNDERTALE NONSENSE!!!! (click through them to read!) Okay so I know everyone likes this absurd/amazing Papyton Ex ship with Oblivious Papyrus but alternately, please consider: Papyrus instantly understood a 10 year
scientificphilosopher: This show is a treasure. It’s a beautiful mix of absurdity and depth.
huffingtonpost: Woman Gives Absurd Body-Shaming Ad The Middle Finger It Deserves
dragon-in-a-fez: yeahcoolduck: thetimesinbetween: thememacat: This is not normal. Never accept it as “just the way things are now.” source (new york times) mfg i don’t know if i’m laughing or crying this is the most absurd graph I’ve ever
megvnmvrie: Men! The most absurd of God’s creatures! we give you life… and we can take it away just as easily! - Poison Ivy
juliocortazars: cheeky nandos is my favourite meme both because of its seemingly niche indie appeal on a us-centric website and because british lad culture is already so next level absurd in and of itself that there’s no need to subvert it or put a
megvnmvrie: Men! The most absurd of God’s creatures! we give you life… and we can take it away just as easily! - Poison Ivy Got damn
cosmicwarden: I know it’s ridiculous, but the “person carrying an absurd and improbable number of weapons must remove them all (to the bewilderment of those around them)” trope is still one of the best tropes of all time.
padaleck-deactivated20130214: It’s a little absurd, though. I’m stil just Castiel.
gunrunnerhell: FN SCAR 16S The civilian version of the FN SCAR-L, it is chambered in 5.56x45mm/.223. Probably one of the most sought after rifles on the market when the panic buying hit, the 16S still commands absurd prices. I remember when the SCAR
internetwriter: “Leaking, creaking, dirty, disreputable .. nothing much changes, does it ? Shady politicians pontificate, media mischief-makers stir the pot, ordinary people suffer, and the whole mad theater of the absurd makes Alice in Wonderland
I usually use absurd resolutions. Like, 4800 dpi. But that makes things actually like, 0.00067 inches or some shit. I’ve gone back to using 300 dpi so I could make prints. Like, 10"x16" one’s. But then it looks like shit when viewed
america-wakiewakie:micdotcom:If we talked about theft like we talk about rape, here’s how absurd it would soundIt’s hard to imagine asking victims of violent crimes what they could have done to prevent what happened to them.But this is all too often