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apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really
starlight6x6: I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
spiletta42:This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
theauspolchronicles: The idea that men’s careers will be ruined by false assault allegations is absurd considering how hard it is for credible allegations to have an impact. John Lasseter still works for Disney. Trump is President. Brett Kavanaugh
birlinterrupted:it’s literally just absurd to act like women don’t structurally participate in the enforcement of gender norms on both women and men (esp as children, but continuing on into adulthood). plz look at society or consider normal social
giddy-goblin:shrimpmilf:hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hairthis is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order
gallusrostromegalus:debellatis:catchymemes:This is…. Absurdly cute. What the fuck.It’s worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:All summer
nicedayaye2-deactivated20200611:She couldn’t stop herself from smiling, feeling absurdly flattered. She knew what her son had just said was soo wrong, but when he told her that he’s been fantasizing about her for years, and she knew it turned her
wendichen: Clean lines for two real-media paintings I made for the Steven Universe gallery show. Painting progress pics are on my Instagram… can you tell I like cats? :> I plan to give out these linework prints during the show, for kids to use
analytictsar:Whenever there is some scandal and the person apologizes there are always a significant number of people wanting to continue the callout, for whom the apology is never sufficient. When pressed on it, they’ll advert to some absurdly
zuluzoal:Ubu Roi is a play by Alfred Jarry, premiered in 1896. It is one of the precursors to the Theatre of the Absurd and the greater surrealist art movement of the early twentieth century.
explore-blog: explore-blog: I want to see you. It is really absurd. I can’t live without you. You are so dear, so wonderful. I think of you all day long, and miss your grace, your boyish beauty, the bright sword-play of your wit, the delicate fancy
killitwithfirefire:I have an absurd humor :)Enjoy it :)
krudman: raresenses: true-lr: hrunting: tyleroakley: Shit just got real. “life is absurd so start acting like it” that last one though these are super important and beautiful hello, operator? Yes a wolf standing behind a rainbow is
scyna: nyctaeus: Olivia Locher - ‘I Fought The Law’Photo series illustrating the most absurd laws still valid in America today 1. In Rhode Island it is illegal to wear transparent clothing 2. In Arizona you can not have more than two dildo’s in
miss-nerdgasmz: To all the people reacting earnestly to this: its by clickhole. Its still in bad taste, but by reacting to EVERYTHING ridiculous and absurd, you give it a platform for attention.
pansexualcookware: apfelgranate: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding
jeremiebrett: I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me - like, the very idea makes me want to laugh because it’s so absurd. I can’t picture someone constantly thinking about me or getting flustered when I smile or someone wanting to shower
getbiggerlady: “It feels so GOOD,” she said, as her bust swelled to fill the absurdly large brassiere she decided to wear.
gingerhaze: I actually just took time off from stressing about writing this paper to stage a sassy photo shoot with my absurdly posable Mr. Fantastic action figure. work it baby what’s this guy’s deal? I mean look at this face: Reed Richards,
alya-bug: I like to think that when Marinette talks to Alya about her crush on Adrien, sometimes she gets graphic to the point of absurdity. It gets to the point where she just casually says things like “I want to ride that boy like I’m in the Tour
screamibgdodo:Towa and Setsuna asking their esteemed father how he lost his left arm once upon a time and Sesshomaru gave them different answers each time with varied degrees of absurdity yet all held some semblance of truth in them.“It fell into
sir-dippinsauce: I don’t think there’s meaning in suffering. I think bad things happen to good people, and you aren’t obligated to “learn” anything from it. I think the idea that pain is brought to certain people to better them is absurd and
micdotcom: Watch: If an angry bear was treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound.
knightsolaireofthesun: SCP Foundation: Tries some new absurd way to kill SCP-682 SCP-682, after it inevitably survives:
thicknessdelux: romeo6900: fletchertrowan: Ronie V, THICKLY Perfect Perfection I l6 it Absurd thickness
saigyohoshi: love how this post starts out pretty plausible and then slowly devolves into more and more absurdity as it goes on. please have sex with my wife op.
milkdromeduh: systlin: kasaron: cosmicwarden: I know it’s ridiculous, but the “person carrying an absurd and improbable number of weapons must remove them all (to the bewilderment of those around them)” trope is still one of the best tropes
sasgay-kun: No one could ever hate CATsura
micdotcom: 17 Twitter reactions that point out the utter absurdity of the Rachel Dolezal interview 4 words said it all, “I identify as black.” Reaction online was swift, with many people unforgiving of Dolezal’s justifications and taking to the
Miro - Calder at de Menil Collection in Houston. This is right in my backyard. I want to go so bad, but it feels pointless going to art museums by myself. Going without you would be absurd.
perfectlyhumann: weaponsofmassdistraction: onyourtongue: whatsupwitp: onyourtongue: yungmethuselah: I’ve honestly been watching Joseph Kent’s being stormed and dragged into a Humvee on repeat.I can’t stop—it’s just so absurd?Horrifying?Farcically
futamorph: twenty two inches long and thicker than her arm, it hung past her knees and was absurdly large for her small body. Her heavy balls rested on the cool stone counter and she swore she could feel them churning, they were so full and eager to
shazzbaa: OH BOY IT’S MORE NON-CANON UNDERTALE NONSENSE!!!! (click through them to read!) Okay so I know everyone likes this absurd/amazing Paypton Ex ship with Oblivious Papyrus but alternately, please consider: Papyrus instantly understood a 10 year
potion-of-absurdity: a Cinderella story but Grillby is Cinderella so it doesn’t end up well
potion-of-absurdity: It’s time for some treats
agreedyconcern: It’s kind of absurd how gorgeous Lindsey is
lmaonade: lmaonade: lmaonade: do you guys wanna see maybe the stupidest most absurd life hack video i’ve ever seen i cannot take my eyes off this video whenever i start playing it. the amount of dumb shit that goes on just entrances me. this video
I can’t find a group order for the snowbell miku nendo coming out for wonfes so it looks like I get to pay that absurd shipping charge if I order her from good smile’s online shop
micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.
shazzbaa: OH BOY IT’S MORE NON-CANON UNDERTALE NONSENSE!!!! (click through them to read!) Okay so I know everyone likes this absurd/amazing Papyton Ex ship with Oblivious Papyrus but alternately, please consider: Papyrus instantly understood a 10 year
cosmicwarden: I know it’s ridiculous, but the “person carrying an absurd and improbable number of weapons must remove them all (to the bewilderment of those around them)” trope is still one of the best tropes of all time.
onthekneesnow: It won’t be so easy to induce him. He will try to convince you that pegging is an absurd practice, unnatural, strange and shameful to him. He will think that the idea of being penetrated will seem to him an atrocious act, and he will
hobbitdragon: absurdical: akafoxxcub: dailydot: Interview with Toril Orlesky, author of gay centaur Western “Hotblood!” Hotblood! hasn’t been around for long, but it’s already capturing hearts and minds on Tumblr thanks to its combination of
sneakyfeets:frostthorn:dead game confirmedHOLY FUCK THEIR SUBS MUST BE ABSURDLY DEAD Intro new feature to make/trade gold and maybe help kill some of the hackers = OH NOPE MUST BE DEAD GAME TROLLOLOLOLOLUh … how about not? it’s been going
check-your-privilege-feminists: the-critical-feminist: misha-is-love: If gender equality isn’t an issue here in the US than how come having a female president is considered absurd? It’s not, the idea of having a female president for the sake of
dragondicks: on the 2 year anniversary of the down with cis bus post, it’s worth remembering that the down with cis bus was a cartoonishly absurd story made up by a cis person to try to pretend that trans people are dangerous, whereas the down with
micdotcom: Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.
itsmeganprincess: MY ARCHIVE IS VIEWABLE AGAIN!!!!~(click my name to go to my title page and access it) Tumblr has lifted their absurd adult/explicit rating from my blog. Now is your chance to hit my archive (at the top of my title page) and go back in
element-of-change:highkristen:micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.“Someone was in here without my consent and they took something that I’ll
