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“I know I was supposed to stop breastfeeding my son a long time ago, but it feels so good to have him drain my breasts of all their milk. And besides, my husband loves that my absurd breasts have grown so massive - why stop now?”
She knew the drug trial was experimental and said that it may cause “mammary development”, but this was absurd. Her tits were dwarfing her entire body, and leaked milk profusely…
Pegging Rejection It won’t be so easy to induce him. He will try to convince you that pegging is an absurd practice, unnatural, strange and shameful to him.He will think that the idea of being penetrated will seem to him an atrocious act, and he will
This voluptuous damsel is sexy on so many levels, it’s absurd. Ladies: Relax. Get a sandwich - ‘Round’ is always in fashion.
In the dorm kitchen (m/f)“So, I’ve always been very reluctant to the idea of one night stands, having sex with people you’re not involved with and so on. (My friends even make fun of me because I find it a little absurd that they sleep with so many
cultofbeshine: so immense, so proud of her absurd proportions She knows she looks like a freak and she loves it!
inductionofautosadism: Her lips, her absurdly round tits, the little fold on her belly, the loose flesh beside her elbow, her ass hanging off her hips. She looks more like a collection of woman parts than a woman - it’s better this way. I’m never
Lollipop Chainsaw - This video game looks absurd (I have not played it) (Video games posts requested by uristmcstouthorn)
timoteilsd: ↑ Based on this comment about Mega Man 7. ↑Coloured, shaded and even backgrounds of some sort… This is an absurdly detailed animation by my standards and it doesn’t even last twenty seconds.This stupid thing took quite a bit of my
thatseanguyblogs: narputo: geeksquadgangbang: Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever suck on that for a minute… lolohhh the absurdity of it all.
scientificphilosopher: This show is a treasure. It’s a beautiful mix of absurdity and depth.
dennys: It wouldn’t hurt drafting up your plans for Build Your Own French Toast before you get to the restaurant. Once inside, the absurd amount of choices can be a bit daunting.
yrogerg1312: daddywantslolis: candy—cum: juliepissedoff: wasted—kitten: nudes as promised! hit my follower target xxx so perf it’s actually kinda absurd god Damn right that is absolutely perfect
: “When you think of the real news stories - people around the world dying of starvation, being killed in conflicts or born into poverty - and then you think what I did: I went out with a younger guy and I am the front page news, it’s just absurd.&
superboin: First time drawing muscles/toned bod. (●´ω｀●) Also I don’t know why I drew a variant with an absurd impractical nightie, but there it is. Or with her gloves still on, i just wanted to draw Wonder Woman Ref
washingtoncapitals: In the world of the absurd today, it turns out that Cosmopolitan Magazine’s online site decided today would be a good day to put up the 30 Hottest Players in the NHL 2013 list. And number 1 on the list (and I’m not sure if number
kalassak: raresenses: true-lr: hrunting: tyleroakley: Shit just got real. “life is absurd so start acting like it” that last one though these are super important and beautiful this is the best
fuckyeahsuccubi: Forgotten something? Moi? Don’t be absurd. And kill the AC, it’s chilly in here.(Artist is Houtengeki)
Casual Friday—– Based off this wonderfully absurd thing I stumbled across: LINK Sure you may have seen that whole open chest sweater craze but honestly I think this tops it in its silliness :p
Just started Bojack season 3.Somebody hold methis is gonna get rough ;___;
A bit of squeeze and squirt (FA, Imgur)
I’ve got an absurd amount of unuploaded content this month. It is a lot.
Several years later, and it still makes me absurdly happy that Kristoria throws a rock at a titan.
Team Yume’s Dramatis Lectio: “Metroid High School” (Ch. 1-4) It’s the completely absurd and impractical romance that nobody wanted.. except for 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was cool with cholera. True dat!1111111111111111111111111111111111
element-of-change:highkristen:micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.“Someone was in here without my consent and they took something that I’ll
starlight6x6: I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
isitandwonder:ms-hells-bells:niazame:aftabkaran:isitandwonder:ALTView on TwitterBrave beyond words.She had gone missing.she is being forced to claim it was an accidentIranian climber ‘says hijab fell off accidentally’ - BBC Newswhat an absurd,
justhereforomorashi: Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about how absurd it is that piss is the only thing that arouses me
agoodcartoon: christ what an asshole this comic is so absurdly stupid I can’t even comprehend it
desiree-harding-fic:herbgerblin: fandomsnstuff: desiree-harding-fic: Guys I know this is just me and I made it up but like I’m ROLLING at Kravitz in ReJEANcy au he’s a single man who has already inherited, he’s absurdly wealthy to the point
All are created equal? Really?? If so, thank goodness that absurdity has a delightful way of straightening itself out! Wealth, beauty, power and privilege belong in the hands of those capable of exploiting it. Every lower form exists simply for Her
damnthatswhack: It Will Seem So Absurd (crimesagainsthughsmanatees)
yaoi-smasher6969: bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really
lizardsister: the princess bride is exactly what a dnd campaign would look like as a movie like? the delightfully weird cast of characters with their own quirks, the strange pacing and narrative that still Works, the absolute absurdity of it all, the
netrunnerr:Fallout new vegas just has this… indescribable atmosphere that feels so personal and intimate yet it never loses its absurdity. Like once I walked over a small ridge right as the sun was going down and at the top was a grave with a radio
geekandmisandry:flouryhedgehog:youngdiasporan:left-reminders:Dying for any economy might be stupid. Dying for this one is just absurd. Dying? For this economy?“Die for the economy or be killed by it, your choice” 🔫
lavenderys: lavenderys: lavenderys: the first time i saw a california king-sized bed i was like “thats absurd who needs a bed that big” but now i understand. i get it. its designed specifically for me, my wife and every single one of our dogs send
spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing
alagaisia:alagaisia:alagaisia:Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically
micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.
bambiblowmeup: modern-femininity2:Of course you don’t really want to look like some sort of fetish-circus freak. It would be absurd to look like one of these women. They are plastic, fake. I mean how do they even live? How can they work? How to they
dertraeumer:cultofbeshine: good morning, im your new personal assistant This black dress is her best option to downdress her tits. Of course it’s not working, but her owner gave her these absurdity large mellons to ensure that a “real” down dressing
biggersalwaysbetter: boobgrowth: She knew the drug trial was experimental and said that it may cause “mammary development”, but this was absurd. Her tits were dwarfing her entire body, and leaked milk profusely… Size Matters
ck-blogs-stuff: slim2k6: ck-blogs-stuff: Collab: Merry Ellody by Coonfoot A collab between me and @tlrledbetter for @ironbloodaika Okay this season…really did have an absurd amount of hot ladies!! And it helps that most of them are very likeable
FUCK it kills me when women do this. I just feel like going “Fine. Yer a huge bitch. Don’t eat any babies on the way home.” and then just walking past her at an absurd distance like shes GIGANTIC. Gah.
Does anyone else find this absurdly sexy or is it just me?
byeproxy replied to your post:fairy tail is so fucking stupid. no wonder its… i wish one punch man would update more frequently One Punch Man is too radical, and Yusuke Murata has to put an absurd amount of detail into the comic to keep it from
theauspolchronicles: The idea that men’s careers will be ruined by false assault allegations is absurd considering how hard it is for credible allegations to have an impact. John Lasseter still works for Disney. Trump is President. Brett Kavanaugh
mistaxiii: frankhowley: This is the most absurd album of all time. It’s spooky dance music with farts. http://www.amazon.com/Halloween-Fart-Party-Musical-Beans/dp/B001FB50C6/ref=reg_hu-rd_add_1_dp Because I know that probably one of you guys will
thestasher: wingedbyday: //Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility. [x] I tweaked it a little for my fantasy world, but this is awesome.
poorlydrawnponymod: that-snarky-douchebag-you-hate: agoutirex: eggheadcheesybird: rootfish: tyrelpinnegar: So it turns out that when you animate a bunch of Far Side cartoons and loosely string them together, its tone changes from absurd and humorous
itsbenedict:idreamshit:itsbenedict:you’re out of slugs. you’re out of slime.Not if I become immortal hey this is the wildest response i’ve seen on this post. how does being immortal prevent you from running out of slugs and/or slime.
bemusedlybespectacled: yeahcoolduck: thetimesinbetween: thememacat: This is not normal. Never accept it as “just the way things are now.” source (new york times) mfg i don’t know if i’m laughing or crying this is the most absurd graph I’ve
moronicpig: theplayfulsadist: I’m all for bureaucracy, but this is absurd. What’s a bottom soaping and why is it a punishment?
ropeandthings: Source: rope-heavy @ deviantart I really enjoy the absurd amount of rope in these hogties. I’ve never tried that many lengths of hemp, but it’d be very fun to do.i wished for a rope friend, it didn’t come true.
![thestasher: wingedbyday: //Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility. [x] I tweaked it a little for my fantasy world, but this is awesome.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/15613cbad42143001771682ae9720d59/tumblr_n21d1wZ74t1torw6zo1_250.png)
