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I looked at my reflection for one ridiculous moment, allowing myself to recognize the absurdity of what I was doing. But it passed and soon I was back to rubbing my tits and mouth on the facet, pretending it was my sexy little brother’s cock.
vvlin91: 『SHOW BY ROCK!!ã€Musical - Special Digest look at these losers \(=A=)/ look at Teruma AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Whoever heard of an elementary school reunion?? Seemed like such a preposterous idea when the invitation came. And yet there it was in your hand. Good lord! It’s been twenty years. But the absurdity and your curiosity get the better of you.
ditzy-dolls: “Ohhhh, Jimmy - do you like how I look in my new outfit? Thank you so much for buying it for me! I love it soooo much!”I didn’t, of course. I wanted to vomit just knowing I had such an absurd, demeaning thing on. Gushing and cooing
master-of-o: ropeandthings: Source: rope-heavy @ deviantart I really enjoy the absurd amount of rope in these hogties. I’ve never tried that many lengths of hemp, but it’d be very fun to do.i wished for a rope friend, it didn’t come true.
Kotoumi by Aihara [ Fullsize ] If you’re wondering why the art looks familiar, the answer is yes it’s THAT Aihara that usually draws nanofate. It seems like summer is ending and the absurd amount of free time Kouhai had is quickly coming
maxofs2d: So there was this tweet about Milo Yiannopoulos doin’ the rounds: And on its own it’s already really funny, but the real gold is in the replies. It’s such a deluge of absurd, hilarious comparisions. Had to share them here. Here’s my
all-hail-astro-boy: suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
micdotcom: If we talked about theft like we talk about rape, here’s how absurd it would sound It’s hard to imagine asking victims of violent crimes what they could have done to prevent what happened to them. But this is all too often the reality
yeahcoolduck: thetimesinbetween: thememacat: This is not normal. Never accept it as “just the way things are now.” source (new york times) mfg i don’t know if i’m laughing or crying this is the most absurd graph I’ve ever seen it looks like
iamcon-fu-sion: zagreus: zagreus: there’s only one good absurd threat that’s ever been posted on Twitter Dot Com but it is (as the kids say)a real doozy For whoever needed it
demilypyro:demilypyro:demilypyro:demilypyro:looking at the blizzard diversity stats again and honestly it never stops being funny it’s all so absurd group chat is fucking living tonight
sweetflattery: tattooedbiguy: sweetflattery: I’m getting a lot of messages saying that I’m too nice to want it rough. you’re no fun :( Since when does being a nice girl equate to how she likes it in bed? That’s absurd. You can be angelic in
too-much-is-not-enough:“It feels so GOOD,” she said, as her bust swelled to fill the absurdly large brassiere she decided to wear. The two of you hadn’t even known of the formula would work, particularly given how much you’d diluted it; but slowly,
netrunnerr:Fallout new vegas just has this… indescribable atmosphere and feel to it that feels so personal and intimate yet it never loses its absurdity. Like once I walked over a small ridge right as the sun was going down and at the top was a grave
needs-more-butts: foxintwilight: foxintwilight: sharemyshipment: The bouncing bunny is here! Enjoy it in HQ here over at e621.net OR Enjoy it on your 4K portrait monitor in ‘absurd high res’ thanks to FoxinTwilight, the original artist of this
cavortings: It may sound absurd but don’t be naïveEven heroes have the right to bleedI may be disturbed but won’t you concedeEven heroes have the right to dreamAnd it’s not easy to be me
rocketcat15: Allers, getting her throat fucked.This was a request, but I absurdly overdid it because I was bored today - which is why it’s so goddamn long. (And the cum is grey because I suck at lighting.)WebM
uristmcdorf: beka-tiddalik: talkingbirdguy: radioactivepeasant: adrenaline-revolver: radioactivepeasant: It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly
zanabism: zanabism: Achievements of people born into excessive wealth mean nothing I’m sorry it’s so interesting so many people keep repeating this same line of “it’s not like they could control where they were born”. and yet. absurdly rich
suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
riseofthecommonwoodpile: did you know? you can think abstract, absurd thoughts without taking drugs. It’s pretty shocking I know but it’s true
pesticidepizza: opalisagoddess: It’s so beautiful. STEVEN’S VOICE IN FRENCH IS SO ADORABLE OH MY GOD It makes me absurdly happy to hear dubs of this show
people who comment at me about nonbinary identities being hilariously ridiculous as if I, an openly nonbinary person who has their pronouns right at the top of their blog description, am going to agree with them just baffle me. Like, learn to read the
saunyjean: micdotcom: If we talked about theft like we talk about rape, here’s how absurd it would sound It’s hard to imagine asking victims of violent crimes what they could have done to prevent what happened to them. But this is all too often
bogleech: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”
bobgoesw00t: satterthm: fairytailwitch: sakamoto’s so fucking wild man what THE FUCK IS THIS ANIME OH MYGOD IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY ABSURD. i’d watch it. OMFG, WTF HAVE I STUMBLED INTO NOW INTERNET
foxintwilight: sharemyshipment: The bouncing bunny is here! Enjoy it in HQ here over at e621.net OR Enjoy it on your 4K portrait monitor in ‘absurd high res’ thanks to FoxinTwilight, the original artist of this piece. You do realize you’re
oak23:Anyway pegging men jokes was funny when people treated it like was a good thing that guys liked ass play since it turned the expectation of being penetrated into a thing to be proud of, and leaned into being absurdly specific and not safe for work
thewouldbesavant: all-hail-astro-boy: suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option people don’t seem to understand how
Sure, it’s no bow and arrow, and it achieves absolutely nothing, but it still makes me absurdly happy to know that there’s a page with Krista throwing a rock at a Titan.
cristobalite: riseofthecommonwoodpile: use a banana to fix a dvd the funniest thing about lifehackable is that they post absurd shit like this and don’t actually explain it. maybe it is possible to use a banana to fix a dvd. who knows? not me. but
homelesswerewolf: kropotkitten: vulcanbrrrn: tastefullyoffensive: (photo via waxfaster) Please lord tell me this isn’t real it’s very real. they have all kinds of absurd vegetables soaked in water.this is peak capitalism. i don’t know if it
cumdumpsterswhoworshipmen: it’s only fitting that one of the most pathetic and disgraceful sights on earth also oozes pure femininity. it is the sight of a woman slobbering on a rock hard dick. it’s only fitting that women make such absurd distorted
butleroftoast: The Discworld is a series of books about satirical fantasy, mocking the absurdity of the genre and taking it to extremes. It’s a series of books about surreal humour and lame puns. It’s a series of books about cartoonish characters
riklee:Hi Tumblr, it’s been awhile. In fact, it’s been well over a year since I’ve posted anything on here. I have an absurd amount of new drawings kicking around, it’s hard to know where to begin… So lets start with my most recent piece and
littlebrother1012: High school was always weird for me. My mom worked as one of my teachers. I got a lot of grief for it. People always thought I got special treatment by the other teachers because of her. It was an absurd accusation, but it followed
sexfiendme: johnniewaswolf: i have so many dirty dirty feelings for sexfiendme, it’s borderline absurd. Tell me about it, a certain somewhere needs your attention. Now. on my way. with my coconut and mint lube. remember? it actually tastes pretty
my friend who is a dom got mad at me today because i told him it was ridiculous that he said he was working on his man tan instead of just saying tan it was really an absurd argument because it started out as me joking but he was so hostile and pissed
sometimes I regret sharing certain things here because of the backlash I receive for something so absurd… but it allows me to grow as a person because it’s very important to remain firm and grounded in what you believe in (when it’s not something
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