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getsuswet: This is my preferred position for anal. It allows such deep access and it’s easy to rub myself at the same time. ~Nikki
geeses: if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
foxtides: it’s annoying when people think that rough/dominance/kinky sex is demeaning and that women who partake in it have no self respect um no i can have self respect and be choked at the same time thanks
missxoshannonxo: purrfectkurloz: ibotheraskblogs: WHY IS THAT ONE DICK SAD, THIS IS OF GREAT CONCERN TO ME whispers it’s because it has BLUE. BALLS. * Why is there a green one?…oh gawd. *bleckk*
ironic-mishanthropy: askrockthundermare: thesassylorax: Even if that reblog did cost me a few followers I’m still gonna post this as it is because I love it. why dont yo just send him to hell!?
lets-fly-away-somewhere: Sometimes it lasts in love… on We Heart It.
diaryofababygirl: withlovetodaddy: jeskuhbs: I didn’t know I needed this. Now it’s here, shining on my dashboard. At last I see the light, and it’s like a whole new world. *eyes sparkles* ~M I love life
5secondsof-mylife: upclassytyfighta: princesskindacharming: My goal in life is to be like them. Really it’s the high-five that seals it. That’s rhythm and being in sync with each other. this is too perfect oh my gawd
moriarty: moriarty: this pigeon was having trouble pecking at a stale cookie on the street so i went over and crushed it with my foot so it could eat better and i think that was the nicest thing i did this year FUCK YOU GUYS WHO THOUGHT THAT I CRUSHED
slendertroll: death-by-lulz: theinsanemoirail: The shadiest box of crayons. does it have … Fifty shades of gray? no it clearly says eight
teenaged-wolf: How to fake a thigh gap: cut off your labia. Go on. Do it. It’ll be fun.
saythankyoumaster: You’re a filthy little cock slut and your mom’s friend knows it. Now she’s going to teach you how to do it right.
sugarplumbiscuit: bakrua: it’s gives off it’s own little patch of sunlight where the fuck did you get a dragon tales’ stone
sadpigeon: *sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head
pauloferreiraa: skittle-happy-matt: loki-princeofcats: lusilly: At first I was like “oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly” and it didn’t make sense but then it did I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this. omfg
There's always that one person you want to look at & say "Hey I actually give a fuck about you. I'd love nothing more than to wake up beside you every morning." But no matter how close you are to them you just can't do it & it wouldn't even matter if
my-angel-castiel: sexyandthethief: bearpapi: You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place … the town’s name is dixon the longer you look at it the funnier it gets
I want you to moan... I want you to gasp in my ear, pretending like you're trying to hide the sound, like you're trying to smother it, but I still hear it. I want your fingernails to dig into my skin and your lips to move faster and harder and deeper
gingerbatch-addict: salaamender: Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially
phoenix-falls: total-tortilla: beccurz: sowhatsupguys: vaati: aperfectillusion: This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck. Shit still works. because it’s pure nintenadium I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half But if you step
sibiet: i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated
eggito: eggito: me: hey accept me into your school college: whats ur gpa me: 4.20 college: youre in it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it
ven0moth: if you hear plastic crinkling in the bathroom stall, no it’s not a tampon it’s just that I’m eating an entire sleeve of Oreos and I don’t want 20 people to see
jill-bird: You see Spongebob, It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
mogarisreadytoblog: mrcaseythegreat: miss-mcguiness: imleigh: “DONT BOTHER COMING HOME” “GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.” “I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT.” “NOW WE’RE IN LOVE” I will never not love dog
breathealittlelivealittle: IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN!!! ☮☮ LIGHTER GIVEAWAY ☮☮ This is the SECOND Lighter Giveaway I have done!! The first one went so well and I have been getting so many messages to do another one so here it is!! Ive added so
casualblessings: may you pick up your tea when it’s exactly the right temperature, and may you happen to glance out the window when the light is just how you like it
ghostdrama: i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us
oxane: Akira Beard, It Is What It Is Not
arachnids-arisen: arachnids-arisen: arachnids-arisen: i mean dude 2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year 2014 looks so much more appealing to me. 2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it. no words can explain how
morriganintothewoods: “In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole
fuckyeah-diy: IY Bralette tutorial There is a video on how to make it and a blog post, it should (hopefully) be really easy to follow for anyone to make.
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
injuries: One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.
idiotprofit: There’s a truly disgusting habit/ritual in Seattle just behind the pike place farmers market in an alley. People chew gum and then stick it to the walls in bubble gum alley. It’s fucking grotesque.
mypleasuregirl: I know how desperate you are for My cock in your mouth, My sucktoy, but you are going to have to work for it. Beg for it. Show Me just how desperate, how addicted you are. I want to see how far you can extend your needy tongue on
grreenleaf: do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain somewhere on ur body and wonder who the hell made a voodoo doll of u this time bc its getting old and im tired of dealing iwth it god F;uckign damn it
notyourjaan: My Islamic studies prof told us “It is a sin in Islam to think you are superior to anyone, and it is a sin in Islam to think you are inferior to anyone.” And I’ve always heard the first part, but the second has honestly changed my
Make It Worth It.
bumfinger:nautiemm: So 👆👆👆 is what happens when you program your phone to write cunt when you use CT as a shortcut. Thought I’d share it with you. *dies laughing* bumfinger you will get a kick out of this since I know it’s your favorite
saythankyoumaster:You earned it. Don’t waste it.
onlyblackgirl: dopest-ethiopian: Just kinda do it. Maybe do it.
wild-souls:im assuming this house is probably haunted so i wouldn’t live in it but it is so beautiful
adrenaline:I pick up the phone, unlock it, look at the screen for few seconds and lock it again.
ahwahreh:me: it can only get better from here *gets worse* it… can (:onlyget better fromher e (:
2damnfeisty: journalisticjoe: freshest-tittymilk: me and my crew at the party judging you It’s so perfect I want to cry. Michael: Girl…. really? Liz: Now girl you know better….. Oprah: This bitch just tried it.
fuckyeahsexanddrugs: A GIGANTIC BLACK SPIDER JUST RAN DOWN MY WALL AND WENT UNDER MY BED I WANNA FUCKING DIE I CANT FIND IT IT LOOKED LIKE THE SIZE OF THOSE PLASTIC HALLOWEEN SPIDER RINGS AGHHHHHHGGGGG
indica-illusions: kuush-queen: heavenly-hashish: legalizereality: probably one of my all time favorite pictures Woah I love this 😍😍 it looks like the clouds coming out of the blunt, i love it 😍
thefuuuucomics: glitterandmetal-yt-da: wingsinthemorning: College in two sentences or less. I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”. #collegelife
get-dressed-get-blessed: WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT
binches: one of the most annoying things someone can do in an intelligent disagreement with me is tell me that i don’t know what im talking about. that changes it from a polite disagreement to u being a know-it-all dick
shityouregosays: ✨ This sounds like wishful thinking, but it’s true. When it comes to how I experience life (my happiness and general mood) the state of my mind is more influential than the state of my circumstances. The world holds no inherent meaning
painted-belle: sssshale: shantrinas: securelyinsecure: “Love yourself, so that love will not be a stranger when it comes. And it will come, if you take care of yourself. So go get ‘em tiger.” I love this!!! Mental health is so important!
goingtobuffalo: 0oazulo0: goingtobuffalo: how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors Depends. … On what
glumshoe: glumshoe: My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness. Child: “Fuck!” Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”
wyntercraft: Stop using this word. It does not mean: Free spirited Traveller White girls dancing in fields wearing a long patterned skirt and crop top It is: A RACIAL SLUR. JUST as bad as the “n” slur, the “k” slur, or the “r” slur.
purple-rain12: If everything was nonsense nothing would be what it is and everything would be what it isn’t
iamhannalashay: It breaks my heart to know how many suicidal babes are walking around hurting without anyone aware. I know life is shit rn, so I’m not gonna be a broken record telling you it’ll get better. What I will tell you is that how you feel
brinigi: asgardreid: sonypraystation: why is this a screenshot The original post will kill if you look at it directly If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it
stimmydragonprincess: Me: *bites daddy’s finger*Daddy’s finger: *loud cracking sound*Me: OH NO I BROKE YOUR FINGER IM A MONSTERDaddy: honey you just made it popMe: I BROKE IT Daddy: no honey-Me: IM A MURDERER
