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wankbankofamerica: Yeah so my mom made baked potatoes and when I went to cut it open I yelled “OPEN THIS MOSH PIT-ATO UP” and proceeded to cut it open then I laughed at myself because goddamn my family should be happy that they have such a hilarious
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns
am-i-a-potato-yet: mrss-barakat: its-not-a-phase-mom: This ain’t a it’s a My friend is sitting next to me and she was like This aint a scene girl its a god damn arm marathon this ain’t a emo it’s a beard waterfall hand running
as-seen-on-disney: “Hey, hey, c’mon Potato Head. If Woody says it’s alright then, well, darnit, it’s good enough for me.”Toy Story - 1995File under:Jokes I didn’t get as a kid
asian: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make
crossstitchworld: I am watching the LOTR movies for the first time this weekend for my fiance’s birthday! Stitched this because he literally says it every single time we have potatoes. I plan to give it to him when this scene plays! by eerieemilee
heart: holyjesusbatman: heart: if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be and why Salad. Because think about it, salad can mean anything. You can have regular salad, but there’s also fruit salad, potato salad, so who’s
so thanksgiving didn’t suck completely. black people came and they had sweet potatoes. also…is it normal for white people to have rice for thanksgiving? it was wild rice…but i’ve never had that before for a holiday.
nasty-otter: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you
“Hey, hey, c’mon Potato Head. If Woody says it’s alright then, well, darnit, it’s good enough for me.”
skeletonclique182: sinnamon-potato: galaxyfilledstars: suspend: I was appalled when you asked me how I know things about you when we’ve been together for more than a year; then it dawned on me that it’s probably the effect of your illness So
the-absolute-funniest-posts: im-a-potato-fuck-you: “Is it a boy or a girl?” *sheds a single tear* *whispers* “It’s an American” *bald eagle screeches in the distance*
spacebabenumber-25: my-potato-has-47-assholes: you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it
fuckyeahgodofmischief: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly
youtubersusafan: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly
jewparadise: is it just me or is there good mirrors and bad mirrors like some mirrors make me feel like the queen of sass and sex but then i walk past another mirror and it’s like the elephant man had a baby with a potato
notkorra: girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do
patbby: girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do this
outrunmyself: no-more-ramen: If you have a strainer, you can place it on top of a pot and use it for steaming vegetables and/or heating frozen or refrigerated food at the same time as you’re cooking your pasta, noodles, potatoes or anything else under
giraffeandhat: potatoes-in-a-casket: cartagra-blog: You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has engines in it’s wheels. IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
loutomlin: do you ever stop and think if that potato you ate really wanted to become a chip? was it really it’s dream
plunk-: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can
teenytigress: am-i-a-potato-yet: mrss-barakat: its-not-a-phase-mom: This ain’t a it’s a My friend is sitting next to me and she was like This aint a scene girl its a god damn arm marathon this ain’t a emo it’s a beard waterfall hand
crazy-kissing: coffee-cuddles: bottomers: couch-potatos: coffee-cuddles: The truth about one-night stands… the good and the BAD! (actually, it’s mostly bad) you gotta do it right HAHAHAHAA I’M DYING HERE when the bae tries to chomp off
lovemeabiggirl: leemore-23: Well rounded This is a full course steak and potatoes meal right here!!!! Lawd she can get it, like seriously.. Get it!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
terato-potato: teradoration: Imagine a monster creeping closer to inhale your fear, but all they can smell is arousal… The monster took a few steps back just as quickly as it had moved in. “What was that?” Your voice barely made it above a whisper. “What
liquidiousfleshbag: tansytea: IT’S POTATO AND ELEANOR !!!!!!!! IT IS
im-a-potato-fuck-you: “Is it a boy or a girl?” *sheds a single tear* *whispers* “It’s an American” *bald eagle screeches in the distance*
