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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/05/16/gothic-gween/GweenBlack says that, in Portuguese, if you say, “Your potato is the oven,” it means you are in serious trouble. “Kicking the bucket” is dying in English, but, in Portuguese, it just means giving
mistresspolgara: anshin-fuyu: dhalmelneck: octopusbell: steffydoodles your entry made it into the finals! You have my vote, good luck!!! My potato camera doesn’t do it justice. BOOSTING FOR steffydoodles! for mah waifu, boosting! ♥ Good luck!!!
spacebabenumber-25: my-potato-has-47-assholes: you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it
im-a-potato-fuck-you: “Is it a boy or a girl?” *sheds a single tear* *whispers* “It’s an American” *bald eagle screeches in the distance*
giraffeandhat: potatoes-in-a-casket: cartagra-blog: You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has engines in it’s wheels. IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
foxbabyfur: ilovefnafporn: sharklol2: travellertalks: kaible: kyotobro: Gotta do it I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash ^ I just do it because i love the face of that dog I just want this funny dog
Check out what I found while skinning a bag of potatoes at the Fry Shop! Does this studly spud remind you of anyone? Maybe a certain blogger?It’s me! It looks just like me! I’m sure the boys in the White House Science Lab would have you believe
Yes? Of note: My brother is going to end up having to go through a corridor of deceased 1700s irishfolk for a good hazing before he heads for heaven. Just heard him say the following: “I hate it when I run out of potatoes… it really makes
yesjuliaxcd: Here it is. My butt being used and what it looked like after :3The quality’s a bit potato, but what can you do, right…?
Mmm do you know if there is a stream site like twitch or picarto that saves the sessions? I would like to try to stream stuff (if my potato pc allows it), but since i’m barely available (specially for most of your timezones), it would be nice if
travellertalks: kaible: kyotobro: Gotta do it I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash ^ Aight, I’ll try it.
ilovefnafporn: sharklol2: travellertalks: kaible: kyotobro: Gotta do it I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash ^ I just do it because i love the face of that dog I just want this funny dog on my page Sure
heart: holyjesusbatman: heart: if you could eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be and why Salad. Because think about it, salad can mean anything. You can have regular salad, but there’s also fruit salad, potato salad, so who’s
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns
rydenarmani: “why would i buy porn when i can find it somewhere else for free” i mean you get the content you enjoy at a much higher quality than the potato ass 240p streams on tube sites. it’s really not that expensive. there are so many performers
fierceawakening: fatedefied: romancingthebookworm: trapqueenkoopa: weavemama: POPE TWITTER IS FUCKING POPPIN things heat up in the jesus fandom SWEET POTATOES YES. I adore Fr. Martin. Looked into it, and it’s real. Not only that, but if you
imthehuggernaut: After holding one side of the peeled and raw potato to the wound for at least 10 minutes, allow it to air dry and watch as the toxins turn it BROWN.
celticknot65: kelkel72: fatboyracer: imsuchanerdgrrl: Holy fuck. It’s like Raclette *in* a potato! Saw this on ChefClub on fac*book.. Need to try it badly..! Also follow a page called Proper Tasty… Some frankly awesome ideas involving BACON….!
dennys: It’s Christmas tradition to kiss under the mistletoe, but it’s also tradition to give a very awkward hug under the potato.
ginkasu: It may be too late for N7 day but it’s never wrong to worship that alien booty I had many poses of those ready in sfm last week but couldn’t manage to render them (4k takes a while on a potato) in time for N7 day and originally planned
asian: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make
tasty: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make
ponypotatoes: The Beacon Pumpkin Festival! So much fun was to be had! I let the Potatoes loose in a Pumpkin Patch and they had all kinds of fun! With them, a new little one named Lil’Blue joins them! It was his first time out, but it was a very friendly
fightblr: alters-demise: commodoreblackadder: potatoes-in-a-casket: cartagra-blog: You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
liturgicelly: my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine? the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it
liturgicelly: esoanem: liturgicelly: my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine? the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it This is a common misconception! As the English usually
maramahan:anomalous-heretic:a-single-gay-potato-chip:book-limerence: dreams-and-bones:Has this one made it to tumblr yet person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness it just keeps getting better HE DOESN’T
keepbeachcityweird: Check out what I found while skinning a bag of potatoes at the Fry Shop! Does this studly spud remind you of anyone? Maybe a certain blogger?It’s me! It looks just like me! I’m sure the boys in the White House Science Lab
funkyspot: Reupload because my head is a potato 4 hours, so it doesn’t just look rushed, it IS rushed!
x-bones-nsfw: Animation Sequence Commission - Offered by Gigarasu! Sorry about the lossy quality, Tumblr’s potato Gif engine is pretty limited. I hope you guys dig it either way! It was super fun working on and I learned a lot in the process! :>
heterophobianca: why do people expect vaginas to taste like chocolate cake and strawberries like. if u want to taste those things go and eat those things instead. it’s like eating a potato and being disappointed because it doesn’t taste like raspberry
ehwonn: jinzino: that’s not even a cat it’s like a bowling ball I want it scientists have recently discovered a new type of potato that takes form in a very familiar type of feline.
as-seen-on-disney: “Hey, hey, c’mon Potato Head. If Woody says it’s alright then, well, darnit, it’s good enough for me.”Toy Story - 1995File under:Jokes I didn’t get as a kid
most-likely-a-potato: The awkward moment when you actually agree with this, but you won’t reblog it because it has a spelling-mistake.
generalgrievousdatingsim: idk how to describe it exactly but i really love how hearty fall is. like it’s all refreshing weather, strong earthy smells, sturdy boots and thick knit sweaters, bold colors and warm, filling meals like soup and mash potatoes
nasty-otter: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you
i feel bad for potatoes ‘cause what if it didn’t want to be french fries. what if it wanted to be mashed or baked.
xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before Blood: I’m curious if it’ll work…
wisest-potato: “I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids!”
shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes
if-it-fits-it-ships: benefrickcumberbatch: soglideaway: perksofbeingajediknight: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None DUDE THATS LOW just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine history nerds are the best.
mambocat: When feeling sad, make a small potato child cry. (Does it count as bullying if it’s a fictional character?! XD) This is thanks to @thelonefryman who’s got some very awesome ideas and theories. Not all is as it seems in the Lighthouse…
