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Making dinner, dressed for a night in. I can smell the rosemary garlic potatoes roasting. White wine’s about to happen. I don’t cook as often as I used to anymore. Though it’s December in Los Angeles it feels outside like it does in
secludedpornographer: Okay I think this one is better for the “every sperm is sacred” joke but I literally just found it and don’t think I should replace it. Got that spunk is so thick it might as well be instant mashed potatoes,
if-it-fits-it-ships: benefrickcumberbatch: soglideaway: perksofbeingajediknight: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None DUDE THATS LOW just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine history nerds are the best.
stilesmcalll: my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song
Amen. Look at it a different way… you bake a potato… then what? Cover it in raspberries and eat it? *shakes head*
angst-and-fajitas:Maybe it’s just my soup-loving instincts, but food in a bowl is so much better than food on a plate. Why eat a salad on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Why eat pasta on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Mashed potatoes
angst-and-fajitas:Maybe it’s just my soup-loving instincts, but food in a bowl is so much better than food on a plate. Why eat a salad on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Why eat pasta on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Mashed potatoes and
tribute27: shtuts: “Heal Space? Ha!I’d Much Rather Let It Bleed”Did I take it too far?I think I took it too far.. Anyways, Grimdark Kanaya which was inspired by a very specific stream filled with potatoes and horses.And never ending PAIN.Full
alantyson: toastheaven: alantyson: allaboardthessfriendship: hippotatomi: If you’ve ever wanted a poorly-edited transparent hippotatomus, now’s your chance. I thought it was a baked potato with butter inside it. I think it is. I’m pretty
shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes
stilesmcalll: my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song sharkmagician
never-let–it-die: Packing tip for sending potato chips in care packages my Mom came up with. Open the bag, squeeze the air out, and put the bag in a ziploc bag. It makes more room for other items, and it prevents them from getting squished and
smallshuu:Can u image Tsukiyama calling Kaneki “pomme de terre”and Kaneki looking it up and finding out it means “potato” and Tsukiyama having to admit he had no idea what it meant, he just thought it sounded nice.
hitlervevo: hitlervevo: hitlervevo: hitlervevo: do you know why potato is blushing because it saw the salad dressing my mum read this outside a mall and asked me to put it up on “that blue blog site” of mine I TOLD HER THAT IT GOT SOME 280
damnit-phan: stilesmcalll: my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song your dad is fucking cool
stayuptoseethedawn:osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God! Why
batched: notsosilentwallflower: batched: knightlock: how much do boy/girlfriend cost at least 3 potato didn’t it use to be 2 potato the recession hit us hard
deucebasket: I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip
stayuptoseethedawn: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God!
mamapluto:yinx1:peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:guerrillatech:I saw this on Facebook a while ago and a friend pointed out that the text on the bottom is very important. As it turns out, they aren’t actually paying ย/hr for the life of your career
shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
cummunismkillls: travellertalks: kaible: kyotobro: Gotta do it I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash ^ Ok But i reblogged ya ugly ass!!! Where’s my good news you cock eyed potato piece of shit
giraphics: mathmaticalkrillbits: ukeking: puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato What if it makes you a hot potato
fab-rebel:My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly where it is and allowed us to have a perfect climate to sustain human life
fab-rebel: My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly where it is and allowed us to have a perfect climate to sustain human life
sonic-mockingjay-horcruxes: arianagrandillin: foodchewer: i put the hot in photo I thought this said “I put the hot in potato” we have all been on tumblr for too long I really read it as “I put the hot in potato” ….
angryrussianlady: skypig357: opalescent-potato: thefrozenrose: hieronyma: Scottish women of the Highland Games–kicking ass, wearing kilts and making you swoon. @opalescent-potato this has you written all over it Seriously, life goals or wife
ouyangdan: opalescent-potato: thefrozenrose: hieronyma: Scottish women of the Highland Games–kicking ass, wearing kilts and making you swoon. @opalescent-potato this has you written all over it Seriously, life goals or wife goals? I can’t
