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monstersinsuits: shed potatoes. Anytime you see an ice cream ad on tv (scooped or being scooped all slow and creamy style) it is 90% of the time coloured mashed potatoes because they look like ice cream but won’t melt like it under the camera lighting.
jewelset: WHAT THE…FUCK???? I PULLED THIS MONSTER MUTANT POTATO CHIP OUT OF THE BAG AND I’M HONESTLY SCARED TO EAT IT WHAT KIND OF FREAKY ASS POTATO MAKES A CHIP THAT BIG….
If this song were a potato IT WOULD BE A GOOD POTATO
I find myself thinking, at this stage of my life, that it is a tragedy that I never was one of the chosen school children who learned something about potato guns. I am aware that they shoot potatoes. That is where my knowledge ends.I feel like I have
pewbutt: its time for america’s favourite new pastime: ELF OR POTATO it’s up to you to decide at home if you’re looking at a real elf or just a big ol regular potato! don’t get fooled! you should all check out @synecdoche445 ‘s comic over HERE
commandtower-solring-go:livefromtheloam:calidotgov:congratulations piracyAd agency: Please don’t steal the King’s potatoes, no matter how easy it is. Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?Internet
batched: notsosilentwallflower: batched: knightlock: how much do boy/girlfriend cost at least 3 potato didn’t it use to be 2 potato the recession hit us hard
buzzfeed: buzzfeedau: buzzfeedtasty: Blooming Baked Potato by Tasty Move over, onion. It’s potato’s turn. Full recipe here! holy fuck
deucebasket: I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip
slugbox: spazzeon: ilikechildren–fried: jetpack-jenny: al-the-stuff-i-like: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A POTATO it’s not it’s a dragon egg y'all are so bad at cooking you open the gates of hell baking a fucking potato Slugbox this is how
iamftns: Crunchy Zucchini & Sweet Potato fries! But not fried! ;) Zucchinis Sweet Potato(you choose the quantity of zucchinis and sweet potatoes you want) Microwave the sweet potatoes for about two minutes to soften them up. That will make it easier
callmepo: Holiday Hottie tiny doodle of Gogo enjoying some South Korean street food - a potato hot dog. Basically it is a corn dog but the hot dog is coated with deep fried potato bits. Sort of like a stuffed hash brown. Ok. Now I want one… [Come
wolverxne: I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. No, it doesn’t look like a potato. It looks like a deformed fetus that someone just pooped out.
anicewitch: I don’t understand why anyone who loves mashed potato that much would waste it like Bodger and Badger did. They would just fling it all over the bloody place. Who’s that into mash anyway? I mean, I LOVE mashed potato but not so much that
stayuptoseethedawn: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God!
probably-a-potato: kamikaze-kumquat: probably-a-potato: Found some old videos! Aaaahhhh I miss baby rats they’re so cute It is a pile og tater tots! A good pure comment
tactical-tacos: brawnbrainybombshell: blondesquats: espressoshotsandheavysquats: taskscape: theclearlydope: This guy. It is like a potato with legs blondesquats someone leaked a photo of you from the bulking cave ABORT POTATOES ABORT OH SHIT
unclefather: dogpuppy: For 贎 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it Life hack: Get a ŭ white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper.
officialunitedstates: the phone rings. you pick it up but all you hear is the sound of mashed potatoes. you try to hang up the phone but it turns into mashed potatoes in your hand. you wipe your hand off on your pants but those are mashed potatoes
beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood: Hasselback Potatoes - This is a fun way to cook a baked potato! It’s a cross between a baked potato, potato skins and fried potatoes…RECIPE
noctstiel: sherlockiesh: thedreamerdelta: allons-y-to-221-b: lovelydestiel: i who i i literally just read aloud “i sweet potato who i sweet potato” before i realized It’s okay; I read “I potato who I potato” and then I realized, Oh,
potato-story: What a beautiful relationship. (I know shit is going down in the new chapter but I haven’t gotten around to reading it yet wryyyyyyyyyy)Twitter link to this piece. Also HI! I am moving to twitter! Aside from the occasional risque arts,
potato-raichu: Regice is just there flippin tables like it’s out of style XD
potatoeing: doitsusleftnut: navigatorin: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: meanwhile in england i am in a dress everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’ there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach everybody not
oh my god i’m a fucking moron a couple weeks ago Nick and I got into a tiff about potatoes. potatoes He thought I ate the leftover potatoes and I thought he ate them and it turned into a fight I’m so fucking absent minded that I just found
potato-story: This anime is so satisfying, it’s so hard to come up with things to draw. Astronaut Nagisa is so fun to colour ヽ(`▽´)/
iswearimnotnaked: i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god
endangered-justice-seeker: If you put half a potato in each sock and sleep with them on, the potato turns black. This is due to oxidation of the potato. It is claimed that it is sucking the bad vibes out of the body. Anti-vaxxers are a danger to public
best-of-funny: potato-tots: potato-tots: potato-tots: potato-tots: potato-tots: a bug has infiltrated my bathroom I’ve decided to name it Jim Jim walks the not-so-red carpet you’re a star, Jim Jim edorses oral hygiene Jim doesn’t even
imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon and you watching a movie and eating popcorn and potato rings. You icon gets a potato ring stuck to their ringfinger so they take another potato ring and sticks it onto your ringfinger whispering “We’re married now.”
potato-story: This must be how it happened. Also still slightly disturbed by what Zackly did to the “whatever the name was” but a larger part of me still ponders on whether or not they had the technology to produce liquefied nourishments to supply
clavid: neopiacentral: is lana pronounced like lahhhhhhhna or like lan nah or is it like tomato tomato / potato potato in american horror story they change it every episode
thewittyalpaca: forkanna: rainbowninjaprincess1: forkanna: hellyeahpuckentine Thank you, tiny potato 200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED theepicnatato is that you? 😮 It is my child. But I am an epic potato and I believe
potato-story: He’s been doing so in my head these past few days since the article about the ‘hidden message’ on ch 57.It is finally out.
simplysparked: keeping it easy and fresh. 1. baked veggies of your choice with olive oil, sea salt (just a pinch), and black pepper. we did asparagus, sweet potatoes, yellow potatoes, onions, and garlic. 2. husband pan seared cod last night and it
hugsnhealth: To make holiday baking a cinch for all of my gluten free beauties, I made a DIY Sweet Potato Flour post! Check it out! p.s. sweet potato flour keeps your treats moist and also holds it’s sweetness when baked. What’s better for baking??!
turtlefeed: adulthoodisokay: This tortoise is a potato. Or maybe this potato is a tortoise. Either way, LOOK AT IT. POTATO POTATO POTATO ETA: Pretty sure Tort-Time is responsible for this.
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potato-titans: actual-mother-john-watson: notexactlyninja: geekophiliac: jeantakethespookycock: didney-worl-no-uta: back-it-up-elizabethbanks: fagflow: I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING
lazycatkitchen:Sweet potato bowlSweet potato bowl makes for a nourishing lunch full of satiating fibre, contrasting textures and flavours. It’s gluten-free, vegan and can be oil-free too.http://www.lazycatkitchen.com/sweet-potato-bowl
the-absolute-funniest-posts: mango-es: (via imgTumble) Um Hello It’s a sloth sladjflksjdf just chillin whats goooooooood pound it OMG ITS A SLOTH NEXT TO POTATOES SLOTH+POTATOES= BEST PICTURE EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. oh my goodness. cutest picture
tothefridgeandbeyond: tothefridgeandbeyond: potatoes are good potatoes are nice sometimes i eat my potatoes with rice i dont really it just rhymed im actually laughing that this post got 123 notes because it is such a stupid post like reading this
sft425: cinnamonrolls-royce: piratebay-premium: cinnamonrolls-royce: giraphics: mathmaticalkrillbits: ukeking: puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato What if it makes you a hot potato I don’t get it I never watched star trek I’m
blackwoolncrown:medranochav:mrs-milano:reallyndacarter:tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.I would enjoy some good luck from the potato. It fixed my car last time 🥰and
potato-lesbian: it is a proven scientific fact that girls look better than guys in flannel @brokenwingedangel99
mrs-milano:reallyndacarter:tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.I would enjoy some good luck from the potato. It fixed my car last time 🥰
lokilockedcougar:redskye572:secondlina:tattooedzombigirl:theman:beardedmrbean:I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes