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clarasday: stoneotis: seriously if u wanna be friends just send me hi LITERALLY DO NOT SEND ME HI I WONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HI ILL FUCK IT UP I SWEAR IF U WANNA BE FRIENDS YOURE GONNA NEED TO SEND ME SOMETHING LIKE “so i hear u like potato”
shsl-potato-girl: gaysealapproves: timelordy-teganbreann: holyfrackles: i was photoshopping dean with a mask and he needed makeup for it to look better, but now i took the mask off and i just dAEN he is the swan queen ok this is absolute madness,
obesitycore:id like to personally thank whoever it was who first decided to mash the potato
newtgender: ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted
a-relatable-potato: thatsmoderatelyraven: Too soon it has been 7 and a half centuries
alynnl: frederick-the-ii: ladywiltshire: fourteen–steps: highkey-potato: retroasgardian: wartortles: el tigre es pequeño y gordo EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without
aerrrymonster: The only downfall to being friends with mostly guys is when they talk about how attractive and hot other girls are, it makes me feel like a potato.
texas-scratch: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with actually yeah if you did this i would probably call you
joetrohnam: my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings
a-pedophile-potato: weedjoke420: one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and
onebuttscratcher: I’ve never been to a festival. I’m a creature of habit, mashed-potato comfort, I like rugs. Our sofa’s squishy. Maybe too squishy - it’s hard to get up sometimes.- Martin Freeman ++ MORE HERE
drwatsonjohn-blog: If I could get bands to come and play in my house, I’d like that. I’ve never been to a festival. I’m a creature of habit, mashed-potato comfort, I like rugs. Our sofa’s squishy. Maybe too squishy - it’s hard to get up sometimes.-
sissyboiheather: opal776: Me trying on some of my girlfriends lewd clothes ;3 Featuring butt and dick (which is really really small in these ;w;w; ….trust me it gets bigger)(sorry for potatoes phone photo quality but all I can really use over here;
mishacasobsessed: shsl-potato-girl: gaysealapproves: timelordy-teganbreann: holyfrackles: i was photoshopping dean with a mask and he needed makeup for it to look better, but now i took the mask off and i just dAEN he is the swan queen ok this
rexuality: alderaanallday: rexuality: It’s weird how cats vary in sizes and colors but still look pretty similar and then there are dogs who can range from “this fuckin close to being a bear” all the way down to “small angry potato” reblogging
rexuality: shiznosaur: sailor-arashi: rexuality:It’s weird how cats vary in sizes and colors but still look pretty similar and then there are dogs who can range from “this fuckin close to being a bear” all the way down to “small angry potato”
pizza ✌: consultingphan: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all...
cravehiminallways212: his-slutty-pet: hertexasdaddy: subgirlygirl: #mindfuck You say mindfuck, I say potato. Conflict…I love it. This reminds me of my pet and I. I love watching the conflict within her. I am the type who enjoys showering her with
odbytea: avocado-png: breaking news: im an actual avocado behind a computer I knew it I’m secretly a potato, sooo….
inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
Watch out! I have a potato masher and I’m not afraid to use it!
nudusforis: my-wanton-self: @nudusforis I could have sworn it was the ‘feesh’ from the ‘fush’ …. [and let’s not even involve the potato farmers/local takeaway and get into the whole ‘chups’ saga] FishF - uh - sh, not F - e - e -
frederick-the-ii: ladywiltshire: fourteen–steps: highkey-potato: retroasgardian: wartortles: el tigre es pequeño y gordo EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing
travellertalks: kaible: kyotobro: Gotta do it I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash ^
thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
the-friendly-potato: 1800gingerjew: let-bijohns-be-bi-johns: quinnskrypt: sixpenceee: Make Up Artist by sixpenceee user wraddle Everyone loves Disney; all of their characters, from the monsters to the princesses, and when it comes to living the
fab-fun-potatoe: My sister went to go see “Unfriended” in theaters. And there was a scene where the girl creepily asked, “Who is it?” And a dude in the audience yelled “DEEZ NUTS!” and everyone broke out in laughter while a girl was being
femalemuscletalk: I’m not a couch potato but it is Saturday. #femalemuscle #femalebodybuilding #bodybuilding #fitness #femalewrestlers #bikini femalemuscle.com
themacandcheesefiles: Say it with me: Cheesteak Potato Skins Recipe? Of course. Just click on the pic or the link below. (source: Host the Toast)
dinosaur-erotica: rydenarmani: zev-the-brony: heyitsdjfill3: bloomacncheez: snk-potato-girl: canigetaramen: Reminder that this happened I CANT STOP LAUGJING UM YES HELLO IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS AND I STILL DON’T REGRET MY INTERNET NAME THANK
troylers-hummus-in-the-club: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before Good times before the skeleton
ishimarun: fudgelade: the cast of snk: angry cry protect potato what is it eren dead glasses clean im crying because i know exactly who you mean
fantasiesoflibertines: I’m sure it is just a small omission in error but the slide before the couch snuggling is “you made me a fantastic steak with red pepper and dauphinoise potatoes…”
gnarly-muffedup-haggard: swifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite
reason #420 why I love my Mom: she makes this (salmon, potatoes and veggies) for dinner, and I get to come home and eat it after a night of whiskey.
afkland: drovie: drovie: Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is