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memewhore: docislegend: deathbydeadlifts: Damn Solid words It’s official: I am a potato.
smightymcsmighterton: potatoeing: doitsusleftnut: navigatorin: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: meanwhile in england i am in a dress everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’ there are three hour long traffic jams for
Man it would be nice to have a feedee night. Big meal with chicken cooked in butter and old bay with a side of roasted potatoes and carrots. Also junk food like chips and candy. Just eat till I’m really stuffed for once. I feel like a lot of times
biodiverseed: galpalactic: me: *googles how to mash potatoes* some food blogger: My childhood home was full of wind and light. On a brisk Autumn evening, it often felt as if the outside was in. My younger sister, my mother, our favourite cousin, our
thediagonallie: girlgrowingsmall: notkorra: girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over
xxjustsomebloggerxx: thegoddamazon: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run
thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish A capital letter changes it even further: Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
motiveweight: Cauliflower Rice: “When you bring this ‘rice’ to the table people often have no idea that it’s cauliflower. Serve this in place of normal rice, mashed potatoes or pasta. 100g of cauliflower rice is only 24 calories, compared to
cha-kula: BAKED POTATO and CURRY SPICE SALSA…On a bed of spring cabbage. I went to the market this morning and came back with a load of beautiful, fresh ingredients to prepare for lunch. This was the result and this is how to do it: Step 1: Wash a
leahpwest: Because it’s THIGHDAYFRIDAY 🙌 || So here’s my ‘potato sack thighs’ and my ‘too muscular legs’ that I BUILT! I didn’t get this way on accident and I don’t plan on stopping. These babies are for heavy lifting and will be
uoa: toolers: a picture of some mashed potato i cant believe it
brokebitchantics: psychoticmusichead: This dude look like a potato i don’t get it
i-am-da-potato: against-a-67chevy: alpha-centauri: kingofwands: unimpressedcats: MAJESTIC IT’S SO FLUFFY 10/10 would ride into battle omg i want this cat my spirit animal has arrived
fab-fun-potatoe: My sister went to go see “Unfriended” in theaters. And there was a scene where the girl creepily asked, “Who is it?” And a dude in the audience yelled “DEEZ NUTS!” and everyone broke out in laughter while a girl was being
paracomart: drovie: drovie: Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it
haveahiddles: icy-mischief: small-potato-of-defiance: odnson: Odin and Loki on Jane. Isn’t it interesting that Odin says, in effect, “don’t attach yourself to humans because their mortality makes them unworthy” while Loki says “don’t attach
sugarweregoingdownwiththis-ship: fruitcrocs: kettls: teenytigress: am-i-a-potato-yet: mrss-barakat: its-not-a-phase-mom: This ain’t a it’s a My friend is sitting next to me and she was like This aint a scene girl its a god damn arm marathon
johns-potato: amuseoffyre: hansolosgun: “oscar isaac was the runner up for the role of Doctor Strange, but they chose benedict cumberbatch” … We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll…. i am embarrassed for marvel now
a-relatable-potato: thatsmoderatelyraven: Too soon it has been 7 and a half centuries
darkbookworm13: baggijaggi: panic-potato: byebyethinspo: Do not “wait to get worse”. I don’t care if you’ve “been worse” Your body is tired of this. You deserve help in this moment. I needed this today, thanks. Additionally: It doesn’t
im-princess-potato: Us: Bitch. Staff: *flagged* Us: Wait, wait, we gotta tell you something! Staff: *unflags* okay what is it? Us: Bitch.
asklelemonylenny: ilovefrollomarik: reaper-william-t-spears: -ciel-phantomhive-: (kill him, Light. KILL HIM!) love Light more for this GET HIM SOME POTATO CHIPS NOW! Light! Stop teasing us and just DO IT ALREADY! >.> Sheesh. -Lemony Lenny
lolsofunny: Guys Guys It’s a couch potato Someone took the time XD via lolsofunny=)
scourgeofthings: wwelcome-to-narnia: welcome-to-the-potato-parade: MY FRIEND POSTED HER SCHOOL SCHEDULE AND IM CRYING WHAT THE FUCK IS TITAN TIME?! I think it’s a training session for killing titans Titan Time, come on grab your swords
ishipitlikeups: johns-potato: amuseoffyre: hansolosgun: “oscar isaac was the runner up for the role of Doctor Strange, but they chose benedict cumberbatch” … We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll…. i am embarrassed for marvel
rexuality:It’s weird how cats vary in sizes and colors but still look pretty similar and then there are dogs who can range from “this fuckin close to being a bear” all the way down to “small angry potato”
tiniestmagneto: uykimim: seafoodmomma: meow-of-potatoes: King of the hill is my favorite anime OH MY GOD WATCH THIS PLEASE This scene was always so hardcore but you’ve managed to amplify it @prawnly
salty-irish-potato:[Coffee Shop AU] - Fluttershy, w/ and w/out background ( I’m not a huge fan of the background, but I still included it.)
irene-the-potato: wizardshark: suselling: oh yeah, in celebration of 2019, i feel like it is important to note that 2019 is the last year that chara falling into the underground can happen…. you know what that means yall, gotta go dive into a hole
kingscrown666:aescapisms:There’s an old saying (I think it’s Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg
geezus-louisus:andrearrrrr:Caterpillar creates place to hide so predators can’t kill while it eatsHaha caterpillar is just like me eating mash potato under my duvet…
vaspider:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:opalescent-potato:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:actually it’s complete bullshit that humans can’t simply eat 14,000 calories in one sitting and then just not be hungry for a week. that’s a major design
weaselle:My perfect mashed potatoesThe secret is in the water; literally, it’s IN the water.See, when you boil potatoes, a lot of special starches and sugars and stuff leeches out into the water. When you drain the water before mashing them, you throw
basic-bamboo:speaching:mokeymokey:Tomorrow maybe I will prepare my favourite dish, Rice With Ingredient This! Or I might mix it up and make…Noodle With Ingredient!! I’ve been fucking around with Potato With Ingredient lately
seewhich: I’m hungry like the wolf if the wolf wants to make a pan of cheese potatoes and eat it in its entirety.
newtgender: ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted
whateverchan: Quiet’s thrill. Check it out on my twitter potatoes! :D
aph-england: laoness: aph-potato: aph-england: just hear those sleigh bells jingling HALLOWEEN WAS LITTERALY YESTERDAY CALM DOWN. NO IT’S CHRISTMAS this post starts getting thousands of notes every damn november
inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
squided: whes: mindyourstories: ghostofcommunism: mishmonkey: You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong
selezione-innaturale: dnotive: a-relatable-potato: valjar: german-shenanigans: sketchysounds: I want one! Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again! @peridotsofficialtwitteraccount, @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount “is anyone there” bitch this
frawgs:i had rice pudding and cheese potatoes today lol goodbye yall i already feel it R.I.P
redseeker:tikkety-tok:I see so many prankers go way too far, ending up harming people, but this one, this is an innocent good prank 😌It’s a Potato
hollowtones:hollowtones:hollowtones:making potato leek soup tomorrow. Women begin cheeringNot a command! It’s inevitable.Seismologists have reported a category 3 Women Clapping Event across the globe today
voxamberlynn: freemindfreebody: iraffiruse: The potatoes have escaped :D LOL @ the caption. This cracks me up every time I see it!
digitaleevee: disgustinganimals: reallybigsword: leg day bro you’re an embarrassment to the whole gym it looks like a potato on four toothpicks smh
laoness: aph-potato: aph-england: just hear those sleigh bells jingling HALLOWEEN WAS LITTERALY YESTERDAY CALM DOWN. NO IT’S CHRISTMAS
dasketcherz: a-wee-bitty-potato: So OK holy shit. I was reading the wiki page about Tadashi and I noticed they changed his name in the Korean version not to offend the audience. So I was like haha yeah OK it probably translates to some curse, but hoLY
feelsmoor: caffeinated-space-potato: dinovia-countryman: wohhh: wohhh: savingdame: wohhh: nandivina: wohhh: Put Helen Mirren in there and the universe will implode with over perfection Just ask dear. PUT JUDI DENCH THERE. FUCKING DO IT. I
frederick-the-ii: ladywiltshire: fourteen–steps: highkey-potato: retroasgardian: wartortles: el tigre es pequeño y gordo EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing
tilthedayidice: frederick-the-ii: ladywiltshire: fourteen–steps: highkey-potato: retroasgardian: wartortles: el tigre es pequeño y gordo EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures
agetwellcard: dragontamereg: agetwellcard: coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french POMME DE TERRE! P…please… spare me… now say it in
lovebirth49: Do you like the way my pussy lips spread around this little baby potato? I like to pretend it’s a baby soaked in amniotic fluids stretching my lips wide open. Every time I stretch I go a little bit bigger to prepare to push a baby out
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