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obesitycore:id like to personally thank whoever it was who first decided to mash the potato
thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
The same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg. Moral of the story; it's about what you're made of. Not your circumstances.
xxjustsomebloggerxx: thegoddamazon: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run
the-lost-potato-princess:hecallsmelittleone: randombloggerdude:For all the littles out there… All day! Indefinitely unsupervised… It’s scary but I feel like singing…🎶 a whole new woooooorld🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
lilnympho: corncobjelly: echolalien: This is the money butt. It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours. money butt god bless I !! NEED! MONEY! 4!!! POTATOS!!!!!!!
cherryhillpark: “I admit it. I peed in the lake. But, if you tell the camp counselors, I’ll tell them that you jerked off in the potato salad. Who do you think they’ll believe?”
Today was shit af 1. Full day ‘team building’ seminar 2. It was in the city! I hate the city 3. Menu was shit at catering for dietary needs (literally ate spinach and potatoes) 4. Only 2 people out of 7 of my team were there 5. “Pick someone
desi-potato: Idc if it’s old fashioned but giving a girl flowers is still a must
joetrohnam: my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings
newtgender:ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42:xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
Lamb meatballs and onion sauce over mashed potatoes. I’ve never cooked with lamb before but it makes better meatballs than beef 😋 Perfect for the colder weather and very filling 😊
I went and got a small peach milkshake today and walked around Home Depot. It’s so peaceful just being surrounded by plants, although today was crowded. I found some more lemon balm seeds and when I got home I cut up some potatoes and planted those
loveisajoke123: sam-i-am-sexy-and-i-know-it: cardaughter: guinea pigs are just hairy baked potatoes I’m so done.
catbountry: fyeahfluffy: tinyredbird: mokyn: Listen to him puuuurrrr! *SCREECH* CUTE CUTE CUTE OH OGOD OHHH I AKJNELKJAN ECUTE I LOVE IT NO HE DOES NOT WANT ANY DAMN MASHED POTATOES HE WANTS LOVE. That bobcat was purring so hard my own cat came
aquus: before you have sex with me you have to earn it take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to
angwomon: before you have sex with me you have to earn it take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her
stuffieaddictsanonymous:mizzcocoababy:He love that I’m with it all 😛I truly am a nice, shy, anxious little potato. Also a huge slut.
whes: mindyourstories: ghostofcommunism: mishmonkey:You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or
shingeki-no-baka: it looks like they’re having a potato sack race
the801010life: My new obsession 💁🏻 for this whole wish I used 2 tbsp of miyokos vegan butter - I set two aside and rationed it throughout cooking to control my fat intake 😊 left to right I made sweet potato sweetened with coconut sugar, rice
jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish A capital letter changes it even further: Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
gnarly-muffedup-haggard: swifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite
vegansandra: Vegan wedding I catered with my mom. There were so many other dishes too, I couldn’t fit them into this post. The main dish was lentil loaf with mashed potatoes, gravy and fresh salad. It was a beautiful wedding!
veganrecipecollection: (via Smoky Sweet Corn Pizza with Roasted Okra & Potato (vegan)» Keepin’ It Kind)
veganinspo: Jackfruit- found in Asian grocery stores. Buy in brine, not syrup. Low in calories. Makes a great pulled pork substitute, chuck it in a slow cooker. BBQ Jackfruit Stuffed Sweet Potatoes BBQ Jackfruit Sliders Jackfruit Tuna Melt Sandwich
theuppitynegras: theuppitynegras: Y’all mean to tell mean that this man made 61k for a potato salad fuck this I’m making a gofundme to pay off this phone my phone bill is like 2 months over due and long story short it’s 700 my summer hours at
One time I made this pumpkin barley balls with belongg and I think I’m gonna try and remix it. I’m thinking sweet potato barley risotto? Mhm
scotiacorinne: Turkey cutlets from @gardein, lemon chive mashed potatoes and roasted broccoli and carrots with daiya, breadcrumbs and nutritional yeast. I spoil myself #vegan What’s the gravy? Omg it looks so good
xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before
screaming-potatoes: browngirlblues: her-name-is-wena: browngirlblues: I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach” How about you tighten up your lips
fab-fun-potatoe: My sister went to go see “Unfriended” in theaters. And there was a scene where the girl creepily asked, “Who is it?” And a dude in the audience yelled “DEEZ NUTS!” and everyone broke out in laughter while a girl was being
foodnetwork-fandom: dip-potato:It’s not Chopped if there’s no wonton wrappers
maybe-the-sun-is-shining: “Part of what psychedelics do is they decondition you from cultural values. This is what makes it such a political hot potato. Since all culture is a kind of con game, the most dangerous candy you can hand out is one which
quezycoatl: jacobtheloofah: no but the best part is how he got the name: his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as,
small-potato-of-defiance: odnson: Odin and Loki on Jane. Isn’t it interesting that Odin says, in effect, “don’t attach yourself to humans because their mortality makes them unworthy” while Loki says “don’t attach yourself to humans because
robosoup: iraffiruse: The potatoes have escaped i went and got headphones but it turned out to be a gif and my heart shattered
mistress92: fieldbears:brigidkeely:mcgarrygirl78:bellaxiao:Clinton’s and Bush’s kids wore expensive clothes all the time. Is this a problem because it’s the Obamas? After all she’s POTUS’ daughter, what is she meant wear? A potato sack?These
travellertalks: kaible: kyotobro: Gotta do it I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash ^
whateverchan: Quiet’s thrill. Check it out on my twitter potatoes! :D
ratchettrash: artemis-crimson: dnotive: a-relatable-potato: valjar: german-shenanigans: sketchysounds: I want one! Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again! @peridotsofficialtwitteraccount, @robonoidsofficialtwitteraccount “is anyone there”
chrisprattdelicious: “I just remember being grumpy because there was no food in the house. I love to cook really fattening things like steak and pasta and potatoes. I bake banana bread. But it’s okay. I love Chris ripped and I love him a little
fab-fun-potatoe:My sister went to go see “Unfriended” in theaters. And there was a scene where the girl creepily asked, “Who is it?” And a dude in the audience yelled “DEEZ NUTS!” and everyone broke out in laughter while a girl was being murdered
paracomart: drovie: drovie: Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it
oh yeah i went to a 3D-printing workshop yesterday and i got to print a thing in potato starch bioplastic! it’s not perfect because the printer needed adjusting but still!design found on thingiverse
smolmanyoongi: laoness: aph-potato: aph-england: just hear those sleigh bells jingling HALLOWEEN WAS LITTERALY YESTERDAY CALM DOWN. NO IT’S CHRISTMAS @my-yoongi-bear
galpalactic: me: *googles how to mash potatoes* some food blogger: My childhood home was full of wind and light. On a brisk Autumn evening, it often felt as if the outside was in. My younger sister, my mother, our favourite cousin, our dog, our other
wwelcome-to-narnia: welcome-to-the-potato-parade: MY FRIEND POSTED HER SCHOOL SCHEDULE AND IM CRYING WHAT THE FUCK IS TITAN TIME?! I think it’s a training session for killing titans
banafria: Finished up my potatoes :0 If anyone would like a copy —> you can get one here "might as well face it you’re addicted to spuds"
elefantsarevegan: my second experiment with healthy pizza: a spelt crust, topped with broccoli-potato sauce, tomatos, leek, scrambled tofu, basil and balsamic vinegar. it was so good!!
