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storybaby: This is me. I’d like to write something special because this was a delightful night in which Daddy made me sweet potato chips….However, it still skeeves me out a bit when my photos are stollen and posted to tumblr with no credit. So this
shibara: Commission for annonie, depicting the Insecticons chowing down a poor, unfortunate soul. Holy sweet potatoes, I think this illustration might have be the one that gave me the most difficulty to make so far. I’m not exactly sure why it fought
neuroticdream: Friends on We Heart It. I’m a potato
restricted-senses: You will wait while I prepare your dinner of mashed potato, and then I will watch as you eat it from a bowl using only your mouth. Then its back in the cage for the night exactly as you are now… Be thankful you even get dinner slave.
juicylips72: Part 3 Sweet potato, sweet dripping squirting pussy….who wants to mop it up ?
lovebirth49: Do you like the way my pussy lips spread around this little baby potato? I like to pretend it’s a baby soaked in amniotic fluids stretching my lips wide open. Every time I stretch I go a little bit bigger to prepare to push a baby out
captain-potato-aren: So I did a thing– Haha I know this isn’t the most original idea/crossover with Markiplier but I wanted a chance to draw it before I lose inspiration or forget! But anyways, I’m pretty deep into the FMA - B fandom and wanted
captain-potato-aren: Congrats on the 9 Million subscribers, bro! You deserved it! ♥
meow-of-potatoes: Has this been done yet? @markiplier no but I love it
jackythemoo: You know something went right in your life when you are drawing a huge pile mashed potatos with @markiplier in a bathtub on top of it! But I can’t say that I am not happy xD I may understand you now Mark… you know when your brain is
travellertalks: kaible: kyotobro: Gotta do it I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash ^
travellertalks: kaible: kyotobro: Gotta do it I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash ^ Need this doge
shingeki-no-baka: it looks like they’re having a potato sack race
And it’s your birthday, and happy b-birthday! Have an amazing b-day, mash potato panquequera. I fucking love ya, lil’ nerd ^^
bunkitz: LATE AGAIN. *finger guns* Here’s a dumb potato-quality TodoMomo Valentine’s Day comic that stressed me out far too much. I had a blast drawing those hands in the last page, though. It turned out a little different from what I originally planned,
90 beautiful stalkers!? it’s decided I have to give you guys a reward and to my 100th stalker….. *holds up potato*
How do these girls make the most simplest outfits look fabulous. And when I try it I look like a sack of potatoes.
phantomverse: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before joke or not, look at that skeleton
Funny part is, if a potatoe looks like that it has gone really bad
mountains-to-skyscrapers: olive-you-beautiful:dusk beach walks with you All I saw was potatos and lesbians and then I thought it through..
loumauve: winged-mammal: #root must be getting pretty good at dragging shaw around like a sack of potatoes (via weytani) #nO BUT #SHE ACTUALLY IS #first gif: fuck it i’m gonna let her drop to the floor and then drag her to the chair #second: okay
loldemort: Interviewer: Have you had any bizarre things happen to you? Matthew Lewis: Um, somebody gave me a pepper… and you(Oliver Phelps) got something even stranger. Oliver Phelps: Uh, yeah. We got a bra with potatoes in it. James Phelps: And we
skinny frame big ears and his haircut made him an easy target (he looked like mr potato head on a stick lol ). the haters had to sink to his level cuz reggie could fucking shot. especially when it mattered the most. game winners, daggers, 3 on 1 pull
secondskinsculptures:One way to distract your couch-potato partner from the TV. It would work on me…
Really bored tonight. I’ve just been reading Spider-Man. I made some dinner earlier (turkey kebob with onions/potatoes and a side of rice) and now I am telling everyone about it. Also attached: a moderately goofy photo that is more plain than
tommypickles: digitaleevee: disgustinganimals: reallybigsword: leg day bro you’re an embarrassment to the whole gym it looks like a potato on four toothpicks smh they’re doing the best they can
awesomebuttznboobz: I love it this is how we make mash potatoes in texas.
Not the prettiest plate, but I know it’ll taste amazing: Steak, Sauteed Artichokes, and Sweet Potato
gaeree: Really want to fix the mistakes in this spoopy after effects test, but it’s RAM previewing at .5 fps. For reference, imagine peeling a potato with a banana.
whitegirlsaintshit: quickweaves: Imma take nick Jonas to dinner with my family and I want him to stand up and cum directly into my mashed potatoes and makes me eat it all in front of my father. I want him to cum on my scalp and put a cellophane bag
mathed-potatoes: So that’s the kind of day it’s gonna be,huh?
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
hypnotized-doll: a kawaii potato on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/157451467
darrenzimo: annoy-tinyblondeone: proverbialsunset: variationsofrose: inkystars: shitting-roses: mostlikelyloveyou: This is so weird! Read it out loud stressing a different word each time! That shit kray. woah holy potatoes thats weird that
hoppip: Does it even look like a potato?
shsl-potato-girl: imakeriffage: notforbreakfast: The Hauntening I lost it at Stegosaurus this sounds like cas and dean trying to be scary
purple-peaches:Thursday dinner, 2-19-15. Fried pork chops (sweet tea brine), with baby spinach, baked sweet potato, and dressing.I’ve got some quality bone-in chops waiting for me, but I wanted to experiment with the brine first, so I tried it on these
challengeacceptedguy: I’ll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT!
opal776: Me trying on some of my girlfriends lewd clothes ;3 Featuring butt and dick (which is really really small in these ;w;w; ….trust me it gets bigger)(sorry for potatoes phone photo quality but all I can really use over here; WTB proper camera)
irrelevancies: “I’ll take a potato chip… and eat it!”
oceanicsteam: veggieburqers: beauty comes in all shapes and sizes I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg Potatoes are vegetables damn it! 5 portions = my 5 a day.
shy-potato: I tried my ass off and it sucks … never doing background again…//also i was thinking like:Natsume when he was younger and going through bedwetting problem the family he was living with was punishing him for that (thats why he’s crying,
While combing the beach for the unexplained, and buried pirate treasure, I found some very mysterious chips. They’re of the potato persuasion, ruffled and coated with some sort of green “flavor-substance”. I suspected it to be a
little-sweet-mango-and-potato: this pic is for John Joseco, i hope he likes it Happy birthday JJ AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! <3 Thank you sweetie.
gulliversbirdspaceship: brae a potato whore stole your sweater omfg it’s me omfg
I registered on Tumblr today! I have no clue where I am or what’s going on! Have a kitty! Current to-do: finish Guild Wars 2 lore images for Wooden Potatoes. Add in a contact section at the Gauged website and link it to my DA, here and e-mail. I&rsq
phrux: potatoes intensify It keeps happening.
dinnerwasdelicious: Roasted Beet Salad with Goat CheeseWe love beets and it’s not because they’re the only non-potato vegetable in our January CSA. We love them because they’re earthy and sweet and super fucking tasty. They are the most glamorous
likeableartist: the-canadian-jean: ehrealcanadiangirl: laoness: aph-potato: aph-england: just hear those sleigh bells jingling HALLOWEEN WAS LITTERALY YESTERDAY CALM DOWN. NO IT’S CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS!!!!
heterophobianca: why do people expect vaginas to taste like chocolate cake and strawberries like. if u want to taste those things go and eat those things instead. it’s like eating a potato and being disappointed because it doesn’t taste like raspberry
nasty-otter: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns
wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do
patbby: girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do this
literary-potato:oessa:Sagrada Família, Spain 41.40364,2.174478 [link] Sagrada Familia is one of my favorite things ever. Not only is it a basilica that looks like the offspring of Rivendell and a Dr. Seuss book, it’s still not finished. That’s
banafria: I suddenly wanted to draw potatoes and got carried away. If I keep adding more maybe I can turn it into a poster and stick it in front of my desk *﹃*
ufo-potato: Posting it again. Don’t care. Love it so.
maramahan:anomalous-heretic:a-single-gay-potato-chip:book-limerence: dreams-and-bones:Has this one made it to tumblr yet person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness it just keeps getting better HE DOESN’T
zanmadyne replied to your post: peanut butter/pickle/potato chip sandw… Would you recommend it? I’m feeling rather peckish and that sounds like a good experiment if you really like pickle then i’d recommend it yes ahahaa its not a bad