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And hey assholes stop making assumptions as to what happened with me and my ex no one left anyone. It was mutual 18 years together and a family and it was just time to move on. She is a beautiful woman yes and I’m a motherfucking great guy so there.

tinybro: wolfstarforever: recursewords: doctorwho-lemontree: tennants-hair: lumos5001: VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU? ALL OF YOU WHO HAD WRITTEN OFF PLUTO, WHO HAD CROSSED IT OFF YOUR PLANET LIST? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS

undauntedgunner: nobleeinherjar: i don’t know what’s more impressive: the chart itself or these two completing it THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ACTUALLY DID IT SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT This is sick as fuck

abluegirl: boysinperil: princeinstitches: abuubuubuu My thoughts in written format: fuck me that’s a giant motherfucking moth get it away get it away…it’s really pretty but FUCK NO get it away jesus fucking christ how could you kill it you’d

DO YOU SEE THIS? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beautiful motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has engines in it’s wheels. In the wheels. Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using

i want to get one thing perfectly straight, i motherfucking love pokemon and every thing it does and is and even when it frustrates me its out of love there is absolutely nothing pokemon can do to make me hate it ever

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

goopy-amethyst: jaboody: undauntedgunner: nobleeinherjar: i don’t know what’s more impressive: the chart itself or these two completing it THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ACTUALLY DID IT SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT @xaxidoro don’t lie to me, you CRAVE this

undauntedgunner: nobleeinherjar: i don’t know what’s more impressive: the chart itself or these two completing it THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ACTUALLY DID IT SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT WTF! <3

rocketcat15: Clara is never away from her phone SOUND MOTHERFUCKERS Adding sounds means it takes almost two hours longer to make a pretty simple animation like this, so it’s not going to be a common thing, but I’ll be doing it more in the future.

selfmadesuperhero: #HE HAS A ‘FUCK IT FIRE EVERYTHING’ PROTOCOL #TONY #CANONICALLY #HAS #A ‘FUCK IT FIRE EVERYTHING’ PROTOCOL #I WONDER WHAT OTHER PROTOCOLS HE HAS NOW #’MOTHERFUCKING RESTART MY HEART’ PROTOCOL #’SHUT IT THE FUCK

QWQ I CAUGHT A SHINY. QWQ I HAD THE PATIENCE FOR THE GODDAMN SHINY CHAINING WITH POKERADAR AND I CAUGHT A MOTHERFUCKING SHINY. QWQ IT WAS THE GODDAMN 41ST FURFROU. QWQ THE PATCH GAVE OFF THE SHINY THINGIES AND OMFG. QWQ SHINY. MOTHERFUCKING SHINY I AM

ishippolivia: andthenisay: walkingonfire: Who wore it better? YOU KNOW WHAT IS GROSS? IS THAT YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO GUESS WHICH ONE IS OLIVIA AND WHICH ONE IS FAUXLIVIA AND IT’S NOT THE GODDAMN BANGS IT’S THE GODDAMN EVERYTHING. THE MOTHERFUCKING

jediqueer: tfa: My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power too. The power to just fucking punt a motherfucker

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

patheticbae: theactualharrystyles: “you only started liking it cause everyone else did” well yeah everyone was talking about it i got curious i watched it and i liked it how is that a bad thing THIS, MOTHERFUCKING THIS

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

straighthell-stories: “God damn it, motherfucker. Take it all. Take all of it down your faggot throat, you worthless piece of shit.”

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

I just got the comfiest motherfucking bra ever like seriously I can’t even tell that it’s there when I wear it it doesn’t dig in anywhere it doesn’t move around any it fits perfectly I am probably going to go back and buy another

syupon: shut—up—harry: syupon: syupon: my panties have this lil pocket and?? why is it there what does it want wHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IN IT and then there’s smooth motherfucker you might be able to put your phone in there if your pants

marcmilfhunter: extra-bbw: I like it big :) big Mummy cheater they call me in my villiage.every bodey knew it :/I LUV IT!!! BORN MOTHERFUCKER 4LIFE

ileftmyheartinwesteros: My tattoo is peeling like a motherfucker. Not going to tag pictures of it anymore. Too many people on here are trashing it ahoboandhisbox said: Most of the people on here are snobs. It for the style of starry night spot on

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

theaffairsofdragons: kingerock288: unfriendlyjewishhottie: unfriendlyjewishhottie: fucking disgusting. ‘it’s okay because we raised money and we know it’s racist and i’m not in it’ you are a motherfucking professor at

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKING DAY IT IS ASSWIPE? IT'S MOTHERFUCKING WOMEN'S DAY. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. ITS GODDAMN INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT RACE OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION YOU ARE. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT BODY TYPE YOU HAVE OR IF YOU ARE ABLED

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

vronboy: shadowkixx: zeekayart: IT’S FUCKING YOU NO! NO! NO! FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKER AND THAT FUCKING SMUG-ASS GRIN OF HIS AND THAT FUCKING ANNOYING “NA NA NA NA NA” TAUNTTHIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST AND ONLY THING THAT HAS EVER

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

zedrin-maybe: thatspyisascout: Well it’s finally here. Performing for you. Well if you’re not sick enough of Frozen already, HERE’S SOME MORE MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE IT. ICE IT. CHILL IT IN THE FREEZER—BRING IT OUT AGAIN AND LET THAT BITCH

wtfmanga: the-realest-sato: Keep in mind, this is a rifle designed to kill tanks and this motherfucker is swinging it around like an assault rifle. also the noise this thing makes is fucking orgasmic It’s more than a gun, it’s a LOOK

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

captainzappy: rapunzelsempai: “MoShI mOsHi MoThErFuCkEr, HoW mAy I hElP yOu?” I work at a call center and I got to dress up as Gamzee for halloween. Took full advantage of it Alternate title: Why the motherfuck am I working here, I got

pukind: pukind: ”Then the customer said, fix me a dead grub sandwvich… and make it FAST! Wvait, that wvasn’t it… And, uh. Hurry up wvith it!… no?” ”YOU A SAD MOTHERFUCKER WHAT CAN’T EVEN MAKE A DEAD GRUB LAUGHWORTHY. BETTER PUT

pukind: pukind: ”Then the customer said, fix me a dead grub sandwvich… and make it FAST! Wvait, that wvasn’t it… And, uh. Hurry up wvith it!… no?” ”YOU A SAD MOTHERFUCKER WHAT CAN’T EVEN MAKE A DEAD GRUB LAUGHWORTHY. BETTER PUT

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

striderthegoat: OKAY LET ME TELL YOU FUCKERS ABOUT THIS WATER. IT’S BLACK RIGHT. YOU THINK ‘WELL SHIT IT’S GOTTA HAVE A FLAVOR’. WELL GUESS WHAT. IT FUCKING DOESN’T. IT’S JUST PURE, BLACK WATER. LIKE THE BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IT IS. BUT

thatnightowl-: DO YOU SEE THIS? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beautiful motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has engines in it’s wheels. In the wheels. Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated

goofatron: nutellaavenger: flypie: cawcaw-motherfucker: droptopping: IF YOU FIGURED IT OUT, PLEASE DO NOT POST THE ANSWER ON HERE, LET OTHER PEOPLE TRY AND FIGURE IT OUT ON THEIR OWN. AWWWW YEEEEEEAH AWWW YEAH I GOT IT ahaha that was kinda cute

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

“Come on, stand up. Ok, walking’s out. I think, think what else is there? Yes! I can crawl, I can crawl like Skylar. Fuck! The kid makes it look so goddamn easy. Think, you motherfucker, think. Yes! I got it! I’ve got it! I can roll. I can

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

fuckboyharry: Tyga is a pedophile it’s really all that there is to it. Kylie is an underaged teenager and this motherfucker is grown. Like, this is nasty as fuck and it makes me uncomfortable.

wessasaurus-rex: striderthegoat: OKAY LET ME TELL YOU FUCKERS ABOUT THIS WATER. IT’S BLACK RIGHT. YOU THINK ‘WELL SHIT IT’S GOTTA HAVE A FLAVOR’. WELL GUESS WHAT. IT FUCKING DOESN’T. IT’S JUST PURE, BLACK WATER. LIKE THE BADASS MOTHERFUCKER

redversaillesrose: we fucking get it guys. you can count backwards. now can you just stop it? Goddamn it you already have our souls, is it necesary to stomp on our harts with your motherfucking platform leather boots too? ok. versailles versailles,

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

phaliosaur: i love this part because it looks like Dean is about to fall but then he catches himself and makes it seem like it was all part of the plan smooth motherfucker

onedirectioncutefacts: you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T

Look at this fucking taco. Do you see it? Of course you see it. Well look at it not giving a fuck. This taco is a motherfucking boss, that's what it is.

enriquekicksthestickz: el-leon: GOD BLESS THIS PERSON’S SOUL. IT’S TRANSPARENT. IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S CLIMBING DOWN MY BLOG. CRYCRYCRY. It? That’s Peter Motherfucking Parker, and he is all man.

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

regardsbree replied to your post: my knee is so fucked up like some shit :( I’m sorry bbyz thanks bebe :/

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

tamiiland replied to your post: TRICK OR MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT. BRING IT. IT IS ON. /spartaplz. (How de foq do I put gifs in my answers, Sunny; help, aaahh—I’m such a dork. /sobsforevermore.) OH MAN YES. you effing dork, you have to reblog it to add

SOMEBODY BETTER FUCKING RECORD THAT ENTIRE EPISODE ON THEIR PHONE I DON'T CARE IF IT'S SHITTY QUALITY BC SOME OF U LUCKY MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GOING TO SEE IT AT SDCC AND I S2G IM GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT IF I CAN'T FIND A VIDEO OF IT THE DAY AFTER

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