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….aaannnddd I am now home with pizza. Just gotta cook it!
Pizza is in the oven! Gonna get a shower while it cooks! I also got a jar of that apple pie moonshine someone at work makes!!!
a-wolf-by-any-other-name: a-wolf-by-any-other-name: How do you even melt a tomato? I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup.
manifesteddreams: I’m a Pokemon Collector, specifically a plush and “useful item” collector. One of my holy grails is the Magikarp taiyaki pan that came out during the first couple seasons of Pokemon. It’s basically impossible to get, so when
Fear the effeminate fury.
nerdgasmz: what is this cuteness on my dash it is so motherfucking adorable
third-eyes: boltanna: oystermother: philcoolins: LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW that’s about as metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get. Bitch that’s not a rainbow. It’s a motherfucking force field. ✧
deanonaplane: i would walk five hundred miles and i would walk five hundred more to be the man who walks a thousand miles to catch literally anything other than another motherfucking pidgey for the love of god
egberts: helioscentrifuge: oKAY ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING CHOPSTICK SNACK PHOTOGRAPHS THOSE ARE FUCKING SOUR GUMMY WORMS. YOU EAT THEM WITH YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS BECAUSE THEY REMIND YOU OF YOUR YOUNGER DAYS
barcoleoo-deactivated20221016:It’s the motherfucking weekend 🐍
sexsvmbol:IT’S APRIL, MOTHERFUCKERS.
ladyegcake:au where everything’s the same except rhyme!ren’s design is based on Anubisi saw this post about egyptian rhyme!ren long time ago, but i remembered how bad i wanted to make it real, so here we gogotta work on this more, because i want to
tall-fashion-buddha: bonjourdaddy: a-really-trill-motherfucker: afrorevolution: This is maddddd I need a full version 😩😂😂😻😻🤗 😂😂🔥 yo 🔥 Ayyyyye
this bitch right here he think he’s better than everybody else we never were friends but I did talk to this ugly bitch he is so ignorant it just like he has his head so far up in his ASS He cannot smells his own shit NO more. i hope this
fullmetaldokis: I seriously cannot believe how cool the summons in bravely default are seems like a perfectly normal jet plane, right? GUESS AGAIN, FUCKER a train? I wonder what that’ll do OH, MY MISTAKE, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON a simple
ohnomysaturn: tsuritama: a bunch of motherfuckers fucking your heart, part 2
shinjaninja: guwanzesama: nursemeowji: The enemy team in X and Y? TEAM ALGEBRA solve THIS VARIABLE MOTHERFUCKER *INTENSE BATTLE MUSIC*
bbanditt: all right who’s ready to marathon 7 books of Avatar straight through let’s do it yip yip motherfucker
lizardywizard: But guys what about California gothic that actually exists.Salton Sea. First, the beach is made of bones. Motherfucking BONES.There are creepier looking pictures than this, I just thought I’d spare you. Second, much of the area around
juicy–kitty: amputate: juicy–kitty: iamjalisaelite: greatsexandlatex: dreagentry: OMG YOU GUYS DID YOU SEE? CLIPVIA NOW HAS CLIPVIA “LIVE” WHICH IS WEBCAMMING ON CLIPVIA. AND IT LOOKS EX-MOTHERFUCKING-ZACTLY LIKE CHATURBATES SET UP.
elizabethnoir: dreagentry: schizmo: juicy–kitty: amputate: juicy–kitty: iamjalisaelite: greatsexandlatex: dreagentry: OMG YOU GUYS DID YOU SEE? CLIPVIA NOW HAS CLIPVIA “LIVE” WHICH IS WEBCAMMING ON CLIPVIA. AND IT LOOKS EX-MOTHERFUCKING-ZACTLY
tao doesn’t pretend something he is not, he knows he’s a hot shit and he owns it like a motherfucker
danthemedicman: Andrea sent me this, can you spot all the deficiencies on this piece of shit cock sucking motherfucker pretending to be a soldier to get free food? We need to find out who the fuck this piece of shit is and get him fucked up hardcore.
you say it's hard enough to live
monomi045: it’s thanksgiving and what am I doing? sitting around. blogging with alshmerh. Its better than that stupid portal glitch we ran into earlier.I still cant figure out where the fuck the cube went.
fromtheinnersoul: strugglingtobeheard: feliciashanay: unsexybeast: strugglingtobeheard: gadaboutgreen: lumpyspacejones: Forgot about the voguing white girls for a sec and LOOK AT THIS OMG, this is everything. pumped it on them motherfuckers
guys-srsly-wth-is-goin-on: So i wondered if i could animate a homestuck sprite in emofuri. Man look at that hair, it’s so motherfucking fluffy.
durkcor3:This is just “Purrrfect”, i love it ♥
acoustic-sunset: are u fucking shitting me it’s the motherfucking goddamn deku tree uve got to be joking where is this where.
velezen: i just…start a drawing and its like…ok. heres the head: heres the eyes: mouth and ears… nose! wait the nose is too big- wait! i didnt- where is THIS COMING FROM GODDAMMIT IT HAPPENS EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME
ramenbow:CAUTION: HORROR, BODY HORROR, KINDA DISTURBING. The CM for the new Japanese Horror Movie “As the Gods Will” (Kamisama no iu tôri)) is a shocker, as is the whole movie. Based on the manga by Muneyuki Kaneshiro and Akeji Fujimura it’s a
paperandpencilsandskips:How’s it feel now motherfucker
decorademon: Cute decora instragram users kawaii_motherfucker and sunnysidecosplay at the Los Angeles branch of the International Harajuku Fashion Walk! Look at their outfits they are so great!! That crochet egg! and the Seifuku!!! I never thought
1800ringgold: kalimadevi: amazinglyjae: cheetahnotcougar: poppasplayground: How a Hungry Has His #HappyHUMPDay, His Way!!!! Now this is the definition of PORNO. Well, to me it is.. Well motherfucker got damn. Squirting 101…. NOT SAFE FOR WORK
crisnait: IT’S MY MOTHERFUCKING 18TH BIRTHDAY
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY
omghotmemes: It’s 2020 motherfuckers!! 🤣
goddammitmatsuda: I HATE PUBLIC BATHROOMS BC ALL THE STALLS HAVE LIKE A BIG FUCKIN CRACK ON TTHE SIDE O F THE DOOR AND EVERYONE COULD SEE YOU THROUGH IT LIKE “PEEKABOO MOTHERFUCKER I CAN SEE YOU PISSING IN THERE”
semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually send a random friend some
sciencetoastudent: redditfront: My dad (math teacher) sent me this with the caption “I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfuckine plane” I laughed out loud at this. Hard.
quantumcreator: Oh my god it’s so motherfucking dope
boltanna: oystermother: philcoolins: LOOK AT THIS RAINBOW that’s about as metal as a rainbow is ever gonna get. that’s not a rainbow. It’s a motherfucking force field.
mrsimmortalhd: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood motherfucker
just got a motherfucking tardis for my birthday
pantyfuckinganarchy: A little sex-ed from the famously hot Panty! Read it and learn, Motherfuckers!
msmarvel:I’m not gonna fight your war. I’m gonna end it.
“I had a dream it would end this way.”
I see it in her eyes. She’s saying, “I’m dying. But, more importantly, take your goddamn shirt off.”
This movie tore at my heart from beginning to end. So, so beautiful and heart wrenching. I was mesmerized. I desperately need to get the book and read it over and over.
lucifelle: Mutation or Evolution? Who are we to judge creation on how it manifests itself?
If I were to get a tattoo, I believe that this would be it.
Everything about Samurai Champloo was perfection. I can’t get over it.
doyouget-it: Take notes.
I must a) do my accumulated math homework and tests and pray that I pass math b) develop a surprising thesis, write a paper, and turn it in tomorrow c) blow off tomorrow’s class because I failed to write said paper d) cram, cram, and cram for finals
lovingdomworld: ☽ LOVINGDOMWORLD’S FIRST GIVEAWAY ☾ Hello my beautiful tumblr people, I’ve decided to do a giveaway so one lucky person can own this beautiful pink bondage set. I bought one for my submissive and she loves it! RULES: ·
lovingdomworld: ☽ LOVINGDOMWORLD’S FIRST GIVEAWAY ☾ Hello my beautiful tumblr people, I’ve decided to do a giveaway so one lucky person can own this beautiful pink bondage set. I bought one for my submissive and she loves it! RULES: · Must
rajiikaru: fxkinq: bedazzled-seahorse: ahmoses: pax-caelestis: i think this is my fav i think this is also my 4th time reblogging it best post ever reblog every time i used this quote in my english essay and got bonus points holla @ me love this
minazarei: astrocyte-deactivated20171202: asperatus cloud x IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN