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prestopics: Amazing poolside ass Holy shit it is amazing
1800ringgold: kalimadevi: amazinglyjae: cheetahnotcougar: poppasplayground: How a Hungry Has His #HappyHUMPDay, His Way!!!! Now this is the definition of PORNO. Well, to me it is.. Well motherfucker got damn. Squirting 101…. NOT SAFE FOR WORK
d1ck3dd0wn: Cocky motherfuckers turn me on
stfuconservatives: unlockaflockofwords: stfuconservatives: scyphoz0a submitted: I just….what?? Because a consenting adult is the same as a pizza.“ —- I feel bad for homophobes. It must be really hard to go through life thinking pizzas
thebiscuiteternal: twbasketcase: dawnpuppet: veggieblt: tin-pan-ali: papa-scotch: dextrahoffman: The Badpiper Thunderstruck (by jackiejet100) That crowd is so not worthy of this greatness. HOLY SHIT. FIFTEEN SECONDS IN, IT HAPPENS! IS THAT
I just found a gem in our inbox: @the-naked-community took one of our pictures and turned it into a stunning piece of art using watercolors. I guess we even made it into the exhibition if you look closely at the fourth picture from the top on the left
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I am tired of this place, I hope people changeI need time to replace what I gave awayAnd my hopes, they are high, I must keep them smallThough I try to resist I still want it all Fools by Troye SivanTryna get outa this artblock and suddenly tsukkiyama’d.
lemvitrx: presumptious: it’s the motherfucking holiday /.\
You’re So Great- BlurI could listen to it all day.
crispy-teigen: Abed: Annie, question. Is Pierce marijuana? And does marijuana help people work faster? I thought it made them just custom-paint their vans and solve mysteries.
Interview with “Normal Person” Given LSD in 1956 I cannot wait to try it.
This dog’s owner was hit by a car and was killed instantly. The doctor’s covered the body up and as they did so, the owner’s dog wandered over and sniffed the man’s arm. The dog realized it was his owner and curled up in a ball next to the owner
This short from Tokyo! was my absolute favorite. It was beautiful.
She’s a myth that I have to believe in All I need to make it real, is one more reason. I don’t know what to do, I don’t know what to do…
Jal: Let’s make a deal; I’ll start saying “yes” and you stop saying “fuck it” Chris: I’m gonna have to have that in writing.
I would love to keep my weed in here. It’s so perfect.
I am now on the hunt for Ranma ½ online. I swear, I’ll stay up all night to watch it.
AFTER SO MANY YEARS, I HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT. I don’t think anyone realizes my level of happiness right now. I’m going to be playing this all night long. No regrets.
I find smoking sexy. Especially when it’s Ash Stymest.
What would it take for things to be quiet? Quiet like the snow. Are we meant to be empty handed? I know I could be better. I don't think I deserve this; selflessness. Find your way into my heart; all starts could be brighter; all hearts could be warmer.
I remember every look upon your face. The way you roll your eyes; the way you taste. You make it hard for breathing.
If you're stuck between two options, flip a coin. It works, not because it solves your problem but while the coin is in the air, you'll know what your heart is really hoping for.
Taking pictures of your weed and cooing about it to others like it's your child.
backalleygirl: This is how you do it. all that mess…. i bet he’s really enjoying it … lucky motherfucker
h-arleen: Harleen “I Have A PhD, Motherfucker” Quinzel
retroactivebakeries: swordmutual: swordmutual: debate: is a really long sword-length but still otherwise knife-like knife valid to be considered a knife, or is it now a sword because it’s long #motherfuckers don’t know about my knife sword
wootn: When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree when u hold your hand out to a cat and they scratch you in the motherfucking eye
Annie, you always looked like you considered those around you hopeless idiots. You always seemed bored. But there are times when even you liven up. It’s when you get to show off your hand-to-hand combat skills. You said it was just a stupid pastime
wingsofwarriors: anemia: that door lick omg “maybe if i give it kissies it’ll let me through”
keepcalmstayneutral: ask-actual-ackerman: blue-eyed-hanji: captainarlert: ludadestroyer: incubus-tahno: look at Hanji she’s so happy IT’S A G I A N T T I T A N….. MAYBE IT’S FRIENDLY!!! FRIENDLY TITAN FRIENDLY TITAN FRIENDLY TITAN
matthewsagan: This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.
cumaddict72: chekhov: So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like Ū) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake
itstimeforcomics:its time for fall!!!!!!!!!!!!Fuckyeah, it’s about ti-motherfucker>_<;Godammit summer, go away!
incorrectgallifreyquotes:Narvin: That’s it! I’m kinkshaming!Leela: TRY IT YOU VANILLA MOTHERFUCKER!
thisheavybody: I’ve lost and gained a lot of weight over the last couple years and instead of shying away from it I’m embracing it like a motherfucker. 🙌 I dressed up like a hooker to take selfies cause why shouldn’t I?
briannaefraser: Fringe | An Enemy of Fate | Final scene (digital script) yet it says he has no concept of what it means yet motherfucking fanfic fuel
elialys: always-singhal: can we start a fringe fandom please? what is a fringe fandom? a brand of toast? “The fandom… it has arrived.”
WHAT IS THIS COOKIE MY MOM GOT ME?!!! IT HAS CHOCOLATE CHIPS ANMD MANDMS AND PEANUT BUTTER AND AN OREO FUCKING COOKING INSIDE IT!!!
shinepaw: Some people were interested in the Ninetales version so here it is! :) It’s just the same color scheme as the Vulpix one, so don’t expect big changes.- Vulpix -
Won't you come on over and we can treat it like it's the motherfucking end of the world
hellocuriouscat: WHATS THIS? WHY, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG. Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation. Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?” and a “!”? Well then, this is the
thisheavybody: thisheavybody: I’ve lost and gained a lot of weight over the last couple years and instead of shying away from it I’m embracing it like a motherfucker. 🙌 I dressed up like a hooker to take selfies cause why shouldn’t I?
hurricaneginger: amondra: zilliah: monsterboyfriends: Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ This makes me weepy every time I see it. MONSTER DUDE LOVES HER SO MUCH!! Fuck! I have been searching the world over for this again! I am saving it so I never
portraitsofboston: “Hey man, take my picture!” “I can’t do it. It’s too dark.” “Yeah, we need some light. Let’s go over there.” “Are you homeless?” “Yes, I am.” “How long have you been homeless?” “15 years. I’ve been
wakeupslaves: teacuphumans: “The United States Government is offering you a piece of land of your own.” “We have our own land.” “No, it’s not yours. It’s the US Government’s.” — S1E6, “Pride, Pomp and Circumstance”
nicolezai: if we’re texting and my attitude all of a sudden changes to dry text, it means i saw some shit i didn’t like and i will let you figure it out on your own
lilliputianheroine:jesuswithalacefront: latining: exitpursuedbyasloth: mmanalysis: darkjez: chadmsicard: I dig this for a couple of reasons. First, it’s got great style. Perhaps more interestingly though, is that it’s a very different tone
lolitashaven: thorin-and-twerkteam: emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it,
and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
gundamdick: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s
coltre: I want to be with someone who sees the sunset every day and it’s amazed by it every time. someone who calls me late in the evening asking me if I noticed there’s a full moon tonight
adjustingmybinoculars: mediokrek: ihaveitwitheverybody: This might be the best thing ever filmed. I’ve seen the gif, but it’s even better with the context of how little time it took. This is an accurate representation of 2020 so far
WHATS THIS? WHY, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG. Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation. Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?” and a “!”? Well then, this is the thing for you!
WHEN A COCKOROACH CRAWLS OVER YOU IN YOUR BED AND YOU FUCKING FREAK OUT AND THEN WEHN YOU SMUSH IT IN A TISSUE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES AND OPEN IT AND THE MOTHERFUCKER AINT DEAD AND YOU SCREAM BLODDY FUCKING MURDER. yeah, i hate that too.
lokiwholockfactory: homestucktrollala: you-should-put-it-on-a-t-shirt: ladydaffodils: I am so amused. oh god, it´s back thanks I just love it that this motherfucking adorable bastard has no idea that he just turned himself into a fucking meme
rebornica: maxeth: fooexe: Merry Christmas everyone! it’s november IT’S CHRISTMAS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, MOTHERFUCKER HO HO FUCKING HO
renrenkii replied to your post: HOW DID I FORGET THAT BLOOD TESTS HURT SO BAD… Did you get your finger pricked or did you get it from the veins? I prefer it from my veins so they don’t have to stab the shit out of my fingers -.- from the vein;‿
literallyaflame: me: [enjoys my garbage] some pretentious fuck: excuse me, but that thing you are enjoying has no real intellectual substance and I don’t like it and you are stupid for liking it me: [enjoys my garbage MORE AGGRESSIVELY]
camdamage: I be cuddly all day but once it’s time to sleep don’t touch me don’t even look at me or breathe on me blanket barrier motherfucker don’t cross it
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