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thegestianpoet: romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker
mudflaparts: My headcanon Garnet + Rose Quartz fusion: Rhodochrosite!Imagine how much PURE FUCKING LOVE this fusion is made of… i m a g i n e It’s thunderstormin’ like a motherfucker here tonight, I better get to bed ;;
schwagztheelf: adriofthedead: mysticorset: nahchillhomebro: miketooch: WHY AM I ONLY JUST NOW HEARING ABOUT THIS THING??? They don’t even have a release date for it yet. Or a price. But I’d click that link and read-up on this sweet motherfucker
the-average-gatsby: snorlax you fat motherfucker it took you fifteen fucking years to stand up are you fucking shitting me right now
What kind of asshole runs a backhoe at 9am on a sunday? The dipshits been at it for an hour and I didn’t need to be up that early. Motherfucker drove onto part of our lawn too.
fatkatdady: hothodgpodg: submergeyourmind: Fat motherfuckers, just do it better. GOD!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
oh-sweet-release: say “i didn’t know you were selling your blog doesn’t mention it” one more time. i dare you! i double dare you motherfucker, say you didn’t know i was selling one more goddamn time!
etteluor: listoflifehacks: If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me
spjflightsoffantasy: tseecka: #Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then McGonagall aka BADASS MOTHERFUCKER comes swooping in #and the
camuizuuki: a-weeping-angel-just: balthazar was a sarcastic motherfucker ‘IS’ NOT ‘WAS’ WINGS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
itsdoctorfuckinwho: muriellamercado: muriellamercado: i turned my boyfriend into a major frozen fan oh my goodness MOTHERFUCKER IT WAS TOUCHING..
andrewfoshizzle: alexandrabeththegreat: umfag: justcallmejarjar: taxiderby: We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet. Yeah. Falling off a skateboard with a piano in your mouth is really cool. i believe that is a
harclcandy: itsdoctorfuckinwho: muriellamercado: muriellamercado: i turned my boyfriend into a major frozen fan oh my goodness MOTHERFUCKER IT WAS TOUCHING.. step 4 though
shituationist: “the world doesn’t owe you anything!” motherfucker I never asked to be born the world owes me fucking everything for the existence it imposed on me
thebikerprincess: sandmann07: ohlittlerachel: “Fuckers, don’t laugh! You motherfuckers.” It sounds like she’s saying “nos vamos a cazar”. How any scene from this show was filmed successfully I will never understand.
221spooky: she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it
gutsanduppercuts: The Black Panther concept art coupled with the announcement that there will be an Inhumans movie has me all… We’re going to get to see motherfucking BLACKBOLT in a movie. I’m going to get a white bolt in my boxers when it finally
ahoypirateninja: moosekinuckles: thatoneprince: howardaxiom: tdubkt: k-i-n-k-y-fandoms: cartagra-blog: You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle. It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page. The thing has
relatedworlds: #look at this motherfucking bird #it’s keeping itself in the air by the sheer power of its ANGER
gabbyv23: iffem: cha-cityyy: ask-a-gardevoir: thelostvincitori: galladeandhisghost: ilias-the-goddess: psychoticnekomata: ask-gamzee-motherfucking-makara: surrealgamer: omarnorthtower: thelesbianwhisperer: Prepare for trouble. And make it
cocoaferret: alwaysanothersecret: unacceptablyyoursforever: feng-huang: moltenpool: airbendertenzin: Not going to lie. This made me rage. Hard. wot. …so do these people have any idea how reading comprehension works, or….? Oh for FUCK’S
playboy13-demon: godisgaf: our president is a sarcastic motherfucker. the kitten shooting lasers out of it’s eyes
windona: bananasliketoparty: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: deathcomes4u: recreationalcannibalism: wtfhistory: daivialesley: hatewizard: laprus: im setting myself on fire goodbye I made you a sandwich put it in your mouth TELL THAT TO MOTHERFUCKING
doctorsassysteinbutt: abbysucks: disneybombshell: queenfattyoftherollpalace: Why therorlord OH GODS WHY imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited
thedaintysquid: semioticharuspook: I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF fucking floor guy killing it on the sax the fuckers on the ladder jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone
fivetail: rheasnaketail: OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED THE REASON PANTY’S WEAPON IS A GUN IS BECAUSE IN ANIMES WHEN YOU SEE A CHARACTER’S UNDERWEAR IT’S CALLED A PANTY SHOT I’M SO MAD RIGHT NOW WHY DIDN’T I REALISE THIS SOONER Motherfucker.
siderefposts: numenorss: steeverogers: I love Clint Barton because he’s the kind of guy who would ask if he could get an Avengers discount at Starbucks #piece of shit motherfucker probably would #and he’d find a way to get it too #*flashes avengers
car-crashhearts: sapphicnat: secretlynothuman-shh: danceforme-motherfucker: sniickersnee: Im gonna reblog this every time I see it on my dash. No sex worker deserves to be beaten, abused or sexually assaulted. NO ONE deserves to be beaten, abused
rogerogeroger: chambergambit: lizzah: chambergambit: Rey’s Bread. THAT WAS A PRACTICAL EFFECT.A MOTHERFUCKING PRACTICAL EFFECT.JESUS TAP DANCING HORATIO CHRIST. “I’m gonna be famous for Star Wars for nothing else but this bread! It was a little
7-weeks: y'all make it sound like drinkin water will make me mentally stable like sip sip I’m still depressed motherfuckers
ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” AND IT GIVES YOU A
thefirstsaintsantascratch: somethingslammin: thetennesseehoneyy: Well I didn’t see that coming the cat WOULD be the one to take action. I really like how the cat attack the source of the problem. You stab that motherfucker and you do it well.
gagesgolighter: f-l-u-t-u-r-i: you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers: amagicfarbeyond: everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS
andrewjacksonjerkwad: fucknolesmis: the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this (◕) it’s mike wazowski. go hard or go home motherfucker this took 16 hours, suck my dick
pandicorn-e: godblesstyleroakley: opidiod: THERE WAS A LINE AND YOU MOTHERFUCKING CROSSED IT WHAT KIND OF SATAN WORSHIPING DEMON SPAWN WOULD DO THIS NO
hauntergrave: camilaluvs: mjsloveslave: sixpenceee: You can see an owl’s eyeball through it’s ear. I COULD HAVE GONE MY ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING THIS. sixpenceee YOUR POSTS ALWAYS FUCK ME UP Yup that’s sixpenceee for
lunar-lavender: mothensidhe: This still makes me laugh so hard, only because this looks like JS in another 10-20 years.This is it. This is my future. Is that motherfucking Ozzy making swears at a kitty for approaching his chicken? :D
