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aryaspecter: #if there ever was a metaphor for my life this would be it
an-ime-goil: loki-the-prince-of-sass: as-seen-on-disney: disneyaddictblr: ice-and-metaphors: sizvideos: Marines singing Let it go - Video OMG SCREAMING I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I SNORTED AND CHOKED THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I CANT EVEN LOL,
peanutsareforpussies: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God!
stayuptoseethedawn: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God!
jakke: Sometimes it feels like we’re living in a novel full of contrived metaphors that high school students are going to have to write a five-paragraph essay about.
youinspireyourself: bethmai: tumblr will find a way to be offended about anything it’s breeding a generation of people who need to be coddled and protected from life, growing up believing that everyone should hold up a metaphorical sign saying ‘TRIGGER
tony-starks-beard: if there was ever a metaphor for my life this is it
best-of-funny: tony-starks-beard: if there was ever a metaphor for my life this is it X
neongenesisevangaylion: I thought this would just be a simple article about meditation or relaxation which uses disappearance as a metaphor but it turns out this is the heaviest, realest wikihow of them all
beetleshell: captainqueeg: I love the sort of sense it makes as a metaphor, and then no, no sense at all. I really like this. This is actually really cool.
galaxaeh: *puts metaphor in mouth* it’s a cigarette
differed: so many metaphors i dont know how to take it all in
alabuio: kathrynalexandre0406: iraffiruse: Nintendo Oui I have been waiting for this for 84 years It is…how you say a…metaphor
thefoxxybenedict: kinemon: the-robot-condese: asongofwaterearthfireandair: this button should not be that close to this button another person understands its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy..
gracemosley: jaceslittlegirl: undertheangelraziel: sweptoutofmymind: today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you. augustus, is that you?
ashdeniesreality: VICTIM BLAMING: The logic (or lack thereof) of blaming rape victims, applied to other crimes. Idk how good this metaphor is but I’m posting it anyway because I feel pretty passionately about this subject.
fencer-x: comedycentral: Mike Huckabee’s metaphors are nuts. Click here to watch last night’s Daily Show. Also I hate this argument. It presupposes ANY of the peanuts are poisonous. In reality, you don’t know. Peanuts have all gone through rigorous
marauders4evr: snorlax-and-co: This is so important - we can’t compare trauma experiences, it is all valid. Even two people who go through the same trauma can react differently. Now this is a metaphor I get.
thegloriouswhiteman: White guy shoves a gun in gook’s face. Gook acts sexy and starts sucking it like a dick. This is a perfect metaphor for the European colonization of Eastern Asia.
death-by-lulz: Nintendo Oui I have been waiting for this for 84 years It is…how you say a…metaphor 10/10 Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
spaceyam: yassmines: chessys: 2ad: Life really isn’t what I expected it to be less quicksand almost no quicksand to be honest lots of metaphorical quicksand tho
sweptoutofmymind: today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
relahvant: *puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette
funniest10k: This is some kind of metaphor for something. [video] Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
partyiningridsmouth: I can’t believe you ruined my favorite party dress and replaced it with thrift store clothes. This outfit is a metaphor for our relationship.
skully-spooky: unicodesnowman: it’s been five (5) years since panty & stocking ruined christmas The fuckers…not sure if metaphorically or literally.
sonofbaldwin: [Trigger Warning: Rape, Rape Culture, Brutal and Extreme Misogynoir, Graphic Physical Violence] Good morning and I beg your pardon. This story is an old one both literally and metaphorically. However, I had not heard about it until this
chickpeatramp: the fact that people go to zoos for dates just baffles me. like, “oh honey, check out this depressed, caged animal that looks like it wants to jump out of its skin!” “ooh, yes, its like a metaphor for the future of this relationship”
littlehookerofgaga: ‘Judas’ is a metaphor and an analogy about forgiveness and betrayal and things that haunt you in your life, and how I believe that it’s the darkness in your life that ultimately shines and illuminates the greater light that
moosefeels: maccesmellerbee: riza-hotguy: octoberspirit: schazam: i-think-im-so-funny: This is so true it’s not even funny. winryapplepie kittenarmor OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THOSE WERE METAPHORICAL no one believes that middle america is super
kitteninlouboutins:There is really nothing quite like your lover cinching a corset. It is such a metaphorical act of dominance and submission. Then once corseted…tightly, restrictively, lovingly…your breathing becomes labored, lustful…pantingly
not-here-for-it: candie-leonhart: wocinsolidarity: metaphoric-jizm: catchstds: betterthankanyebitch: The History of Twerking this gave me chills *snaps* !!!!! I literally did get chills
officialunitedstates: if benedict cumberbatch and john green got in a fistfight who would win? neither, it’s an alien metaphor. haha I love memes
feministbatwoman: jennytrout: listoflifehacks: If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! Recipes. THESE ARE RECIPES. I want to find whomever coined the term “lifehack” and lifehack them to pieces. Metaphorically,
The last few hours’ events have left me at a crossroads. Thankfully, at least it is a different crossroads than I am used to pondering, but I never made a solid decision on that metaphor either now did I? I probably won’t write too much as I am tired
whitefangthefightingwolf:weaver-z:megavileplume:weaver-z:I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor’s backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals
osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just
professorsparklepants:tuesdayisfordancing:ozymandias271:“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugmaand it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now!
cyberianpunks: technology is not mere tool-making… it is the creation of metaphors
szpdcorvo: Me: doesn’t talk to people for one day Me: I can feel it in my bones… They’re all going to leave me. They’re packing their metaphorical bags and leaving… Goodbye
narcissamalfoy: #pepper doesn’t like when tony tells people that she literally reached into his heart #because they assume it’s an adorable metaphor
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