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“This is your idea of a practical joke? My tits are so big I can’t even stand up! Change me back, right now! This isn’t funny!”
“See? This isn’t too weird is it, big brother? Now if you’ll just let me open this up, then I can-mmm, it’s everything I hoped for. What do you think? Can I?”
mikebigbear: thecubdiaries: This post is dedicated to that tumblr user, whose name is insignificant, that told me I should be ashamed of my body. Hot I’m ashamed that my body isn’t all over your body right now.
“My male lover always sneezes when he orgasms. Is that normal? He does it almost every time and sometimes he accidentally headbutts me when he does it.” This isn’t especially common, but it is a ‘thing’ - there’s
totallynormalmaggie: This isn’t Babyplier… This is me
thewhollywitch23: distilledfucking: you CANNOT tell me this isn’t pure talent! It is, and raw sexual will power. I’m jealous. I need to keep practicing because I would love to serve a Real man like this. Training to force my throat to take
ohgoddammitrachelle: This isn’t actually from a clip of anything, I just rally wanted to make gifs. If anyone is interested in a clip like this let me know and I will work hard to make a good one. (Buy real clips here!)
mysterywriteher: This isn’t sex. This is fucking you like any other animal would fuck. Rolling and rutting. Growling and grunting. The beast inside of me needs to spill his seed and you are the warm natural hole I am going to use tonight. I plan on
So this is my current primary sniper rifle in Borderlands 2 and oh my God if it isn’t the gaudiest thing I have ever seen. Seriously - wood grain and gold trim? What the hell, Jakobs?
2hot2bstr8: my buddy alex is looking pretty damn GOOD, isn’t he?!? :)proud of you…now get your ass to chicago this spring to come vist me and cause some trouble ;)
nikaalexandra: this-could-be-me: nikaalexandra: don’t even pretend like this isn’t exactly how it is Doesn’t he live with Scott now? OH RIGHT 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND SCOTT AS A ROOMMATE
adr0itness: This isn’t even a real corset, the laceing is a ribbon and its too big for me and my boobs dont fit. But its good enough for some silly sexy times. But imma buy a real one cuz this looks like absolute shit.
sdelabelle: foolycory: boopbunny: raven-mama: manson-family: mrstandrakshaye: newfoundseth: byyourleave: Don’t ever try to tell me this isn’t art. This is fucking art. Damn….. At very first I like, didn’t understand what he was doing
redlipsforthewin: This isn’t funny. If a guy did that to me I would cry. Lmao this is wrong but yet its too funny, she knew she liked it
eauyouth: temporrary: smohkist: groovyouth: hopelesswond3r: Oh gosh kiss me wHO KEEPS FUKCING REBLOGGING YOUNG LEO ONTO MY DASH HUINSJDKA THIS IS NOT OK Ahhh! OMG! I just can’t xx jesus christcrying This isn’t okay
youngblackandvegan: torontoqueer: ask-hazy: matelotage: yourmagicalworld: This isn’t mine, I found it on pinterest. BUT, it is a very good wand tutorial. I need me a hot glue gun hot damn Shit Everyone is getting wands for christmas. i cannot
myystorysofar: beh3re: the-polaroidofus: uns0phisticated: My boyfriend flew 3,000 miles to surprise me at school IF THIS ISN’T THE GOD DAMN CUTEST THING YOU’VE EVER FUCKING SEEN YOU’RE LYING AND YOU HAVE NO HEART GOOD NIGHT Damnit this is
hubbyloveswife: Isn’t it just like this we want it to happen wifey? Two black guys fucking you all over the room while I watch ? :)))) This is hot it makes me horney i want to suck Sirs cock now
torontoqueer: ask-hazy: matelotage: yourmagicalworld: This isn’t mine, I found it on pinterest. BUT, it is a very good wand tutorial. I need me a hot glue gun hot damn Shit Everyone is getting wands for christmas.
curiousaboutchastity: newtochastity: elroy51: officecock40: i want this done to me I think I’d like it more than just a little myself. I agree. This is hot, there isn’t much else I can say
ngl - I always sort of side-eye aspects of this fandom when they give lapis all sort of comfort with various characters but completely leave jasper out of itAs if Jasper isn’t the one who’s gonna be more traumatized and scarred out of that forced
gallowsfoo: catalytically-rampant: questioning-dumbass: I would just like to tell everyone that the girl who made this vine is now very cute and im gay ♥️ I got confused for a sec, but She’s trans, y’all! :0 Isn’t she also responsible for
carbonatedeyeballs: charlesoberonn: What have I done… Prick is important to me - And that’s how you fuse, BITCH!Prick is the most important thing in my life now XD[also it’s a joke from the Rick&Morty show, it isn’t here to offend anyone!]
Since it’s becoming apparent that Soul Calibur 6 probably isn’t happening, I’ve taken it upon myself to redesign a few of my favourite Soul Calibur characters. This one is Nightmare, obviously. Also, if Soul Calibur 6 is happening, please hire me
thickgirls4us: bbwunlimited: sabor-a-psycho: sexualdesigns: How gorgeously sexy is this lady!! I defy anyone to say that she isn’t drop dead gorgeous! I just want to eat her up!! UNF!!! Inspiration to me Stunning! Reblog if you love this!Share
twinklecupcake: yeah-mani: Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs was an actual gem. I need you all to understand this isn’t a shitpost, this is the ACTUAL DIALOGUE. Tell me why it’s Michelle Pfiefer though…
thatgeekyguywiththehat: #if this isn’t how age of ultron starts i’m going to be so dissappointed#this is quite possibly the greatest gif i’ve ever made#tony totally has a bedazzled suit fight me#clint in the back like#gosh i love arrows (x)
tateware: me: *summons a demon* demon: why did you summon me puny human………. me: wanna netflix and chill? demon: i wouldnt mind being a demon is exhausting [20 minutes later] demon: this isn’t netflix and chill!!! it’s GAY SEX!!!
noise is really bad for me right now. there’s one person here who is SO LOUD and I don’t know how to make it stop and it feels like noises are vibrating into my body or something this isn’t good ahhhhh why is every noise so loud right
yungasura:neurosquared:bonerfart:i love when religious dudes are like “jacking off isn’t a sin but it is frowned upon” like god’s watching me pummel my meat with a big sour look on his face like “technically this is my fault for not being more
onlyblackgirl: sixth-impact: bowiesnippleantennae: zooophagous: sixpenceee: A hornet nest forms around a mask in a shed and creates nightmare fuel. This is the worst thing in the entire world Fuck this entirely Try and tell me that this isn’t
wnderwman07: Stubborn, pigheaded, quick tempered, foolish This burden that is us isn’t just for you to bear I am at your side even if you if you do not wish me to be Push me away for my own good Rage at me to keep me safe from harm but Sometimes even
abrahadabra66: closet-keys: amazighprincex: clarknokent: juleswatsvn: juleswatsvn: If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me Unfollow me too this goes double
kanekisblog: kanekisblog: what do you mean this isn’t what happened one of my friends linked me this picture and said “this is something you would do” ofc i would i made it u fuck ig n
koujakusdicktattoo: noiz begging koujaku to cream him when koujaku is just about to come is one of my favorite things to think about like noiz riding koujaku hard and koujaku is warning him to get off cus he’s gonna come soon and he isn’t wearing
suave-groudon: emmypupcake: chaz-gelf: seductivegutternixon: too pure for this cruel world That apple isn’t having any of this “juice” bullcrap. This is like a video game physics engine test I hope that apple stays true to itself and follows
ervmunster: sixth-impact: bowiesnippleantennae: zooophagous: sixpenceee: A hornet nest forms around a mask in a shed and creates nightmare fuel. This is the worst thing in the entire world Fuck this entirely Try and tell me that this isn’t a
closet-keys: amazighprincex: clarknokent: juleswatsvn: juleswatsvn: If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me Unfollow me too this goes double if you call
shrapnel-to-the-heart: sheriffpanda: giaguscross: babyanimalgifs: oh my god You look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t important That jaguar is so tall compared to the ocelot. So cute! @oreo-pie @dommebadwolff23 me after a bad day
peggaslut: This isn’t porn. This really happened. This is a real picture of he and I. I should know. I was there, making it happen. He was my boyfriend and he had always told me that he had wanted to try being pegged, but he had never actually given
madlori: nickisverse: meecherwood: nickisverse: otraconcierto: !!! is this like just in regards to the interviewer or for everyone in the general public? this isn’t clear to me maybe I’m dumb GLAAD reported that at this time, Bruce Jenner
kairunoburogu:some people said I should do something like this. please excuse my bad handwriting. also this isn’t some much a step by step tutorial as it is a bunch of diagrams. let me know if you want more stuff like this.
sixth-impact: bowiesnippleantennae: zooophagous: sixpenceee: A hornet nest forms around a mask in a shed and creates nightmare fuel. This is the worst thing in the entire world Fuck this entirely Try and tell me that this isn’t a silent hill
volpesvolpi: I didn’t realize the grave robbing story was a meme?? I know I just talked about this, but I’m going to make a separate post because all the jokes about this kinda rub me the wrong way. This isn’t a “haha tumblr is so weird and
demond4n: This isn’t one of mine but… This is one of the photos that made me want to start faking seriously. I’ve seen both the originals to this fake and the fact it’s not high res, and looks like it’s been taken on a phone camera, just
i hate myself for this but i always bs my essays and somehow end up getting good grades, so this reinforces the thought that this is okay even though it isn’t ughhgh
yourbigsisnissi:More important than asking “why doesn’t this person want me?” Is asking “why am I attracted to someone who isn’t interested in me and doesn’t value me?”
spacebuns: this is the purest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life……….this transcends purity there isn’t even a word for this
yourbigsisnissi: More important than asking “why doesn’t this person want me?” Is asking “why am I attracted to someone who isn’t interested in me and doesn’t value me?”
candysroom25: Last pic for now. Ending with this because I think this is going to be me tomorrow night! Fingers crossed! Isn’t that a gorgeous cock? There’s a lot going on this weekend. Candy and I are working a lesbian bachelorette party tomorrow
agmen-agens replied to your post: what is with anime lesbians relating each other to… wait if this…isn’t about kannazuki no miko then what is it about? :O “Taiyou to Tsuki no Rondo” a miku/luka song that is trying to destroy me
the13thcommander: jeansmom: larisavolkov: rivaille-is-spoopy: what scares me from this post is the fact that my first kiss is dot pixis at least your dad isn’t sawney yooo my parents are Connie and Sasha. that’s it. im happy now. I’m marrying
![carbonatedeyeballs: charlesoberonn: What have I done… Prick is important to me - And that’s how you fuse, BITCH!Prick is the most important thing in my life now XD[also it’s a joke from the Rick&Morty show, it isn’t here to offend anyone!]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f3814969278634bd52762093efce4565/tumblr_nvkelxRt5J1u9ru6ro1_250.png)
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