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ju68: biblogdude: Certainly been there dude! Frat party „ dudes getting drunk . someone makes a joke about sucking his cock .. you dare him .. he pulls it out and dares you and you do it .. he doesn’t stop you until the deed is done. Puts it back
@photosbyphelps presenting this daring shot of Eliza Jayne @modelelizajayne Fun fact usually the more undressed the model is the dumber the jokes are I tell and straight stupid shit I say to have them laughing and wondering WHY DO SHOOT WITH HIM SO
Garnet won’t tolerate anything she’s associated with being kept in the closet
Don’t worry, eventually she gave up and zigzagged her way through the corn.(Submitted by lucario-of-hyrule)
She’s gotta learn
bugblr: propergenius: let’s discuss the fact nobody ever shows actors smutty fanart of straight pairings on late night tv shows #gayness is still a joke to straight people #even those who claim to love us
incorrect48quotes: Meru: Wanna hear a pasta joke? Mio: The one where you say pasta is straight until it gets wet? Yeah, heard that one. And no, it won’t work on me. Meru: I was gonna say the one about the chef who pasta way, but whatever, asshole.
bronyparctears: “how would you heterophobes feel if straight people were like ‘kill all homos’?” They are. Millions of them are. And they’re 100% serious. And a lot of them actually do kill queer people. That is the joke.
eve: halfsad: iamfuff: gonegal: any cis person who’s ever made a “did you just assume my gender?” joke is going straight to hell Somebody’s T R I G G E R E D yeah by your breath. i can smell it from here Just so people know, the guy who
raininginreverse: raininginreverse: raininginreverse: I just came up with the greatest joke ever and I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight would you like to hear it what is kanye west’s favorite kind of omelette omeletteyoufinish
macklemorebrony: watching straight people get their feelings hurt over straight jokes is one of the purest forms of entertainment
This ladies and gentlemen is why the NY Jets are a joke. Quarterback Mark Sanchez runs straight into the ass of an Offensive Lineman, falls flat on his own ass and fumbles. Shameful!
traps-n-trade: romanplayhouse: Oh damnnn this is hott asf 😍 💦 Follow me on Tumblr for more videos and photos <p>Follow one of the HOTTEST Blogs on Tumblr!! Over 69,000 followers!!No jokes, memes, bullshit or news. Just TRADE, Gay/Straight/Bi,
kiisapmata: bloodydifficult: nichigin: This is the kind of gay jokes that we, as a community, deserve and the sequel “I’m going to be straight with you”
xfileslesbian: shadow-dragoon: deary0uth: xfileslesbian: petition for straight white boys to not be allowed to pursue a film major at any college anywhere for the next 50 years or ever my roommate is a straight white boy pursuing a degree in film
pokemonstadium2: the reason straight men will dress up in drag for lip sync battles and comedy sketches is because it’s a joke to them the reason straight male athletes will behave homoerotically with each other is because being gay is a joke to them
lemmonysnippets: ewmartin: john “so happy for his best friend” watson #john ”not jealous at all” watson #john ”super straight” watson #john ”is this a joke; you’re breaking my heart; i will punch the living shit out of your god
bball1997: starwarsgraphictee: alexander: mercedesbenzodiazepine: cumbursted: rachel knows Get this out of my face I’m dead serious u can tell that all the straights in the crowd didnt get the joke Rachel Ray is a gay icon now
strawberry-smilodon: someone gay who is joking and has literally no systematic power to make this happen: sorry straight people [some item/subject/thing] is gays only, that means no straights straight people: I FINALLY KNOW OPPRESSION AND THIS IS THE
hello-spiral: gaynonbinarytheaterkid: lacrimosathedark: one-piece-of-harry: one-piece-of-harry: The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit
:“The animation is no joke: it’s straight up dope! “ Blaqhomme COBRAMEN SL @cobra_slFollow Blaqhomme
finndamerons: its bad enough that bisexuality in women is seen as “attention seeking” or as some sort of “joke” by mainstream Straight™ culture, but when the actual lgbt community deny bisexuals….when lesbian women dont wanna date bi girls
ravenlexas: so no one told ya’ life was gonna be this gay 👏🏼 your job’s a joke, you’re broke, the girl you like is straight 👏🏼
robb-greyjoy: queercolress: cafeleningrad: youareagoodperson: Anyway, unpopular opinion, but I still immensely dislike the jokes about “The Straights” because: 1. Being an asshole to people for no real reason is actually really shitty, despite
one-piece-of-harry: one-piece-of-harry: The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable
holyshitmyporncollection: angelasublogs: Because androgyny is more than just a pixie cut and a buttoned up shirt DAMN STRAIGHT. (Or… not straight as the case may be. ha terrible jokes r us)
comtessedebussy: makerturnhisgaysuponyou: straightcharacteroftheday: todays straight character of the day is: nobody I’m calling bullshit Odysseus is clearly bisexual This is a quality joke
loveesimon: the lgbt community: makes a “gays only event” joke, knowing well that it doesn’t actually oppress anyone straight ppl: what if it was reversed and i said ‘straights only event’? would it still be funny? this is heterophobia and i
ur-stepdad:laurbyboom:I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said ok i looked this guy up and 1. this is a real tweet and while it “was a joke” it is a straight guy who genuinely was saying the word
loveesimon: the lgbt community: makes a “gays only event” joke, knowing well that it doesn’t actually oppress anyone straight ppl: what if it was reversed and i said ‘straights only event’? would it still be funny? this is heterophobia and
raininginreverse: raininginreverse: raininginreverse: I just came up with the greatest joke ever and I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight would you like to hear it what is kanye west’s favorite kind of omelette omeletteyoufinish OH MY
catnippackets: someone gay who is joking and has literally no systematic power to make this happen: sorry straight people [some item/subject/thing] is gays only, that means no straights straight people: I FINALLY KNOW OPPRESSION AND THIS IS THE WORST
unapologeticbicth: it’s the ultimate form of straight privilege to be able to fake being gay as a “joke.” people are harassed and killed for being themselves. pretending to come out is harmful and blatantly disrespectful of all of the people who
the-shadowsmiths: mrimmortal: i love jokes about straight people as much as the next lgbt person, but tbh sometimes i think people can go too far with the straight/cis/ally hate my reason for this is because, a lot of these “cishets” that want into
babashookbitch: crossroaddreamer: egberts: superasummerboringblogthings: i am straight but im highkey a gay.. eesh. Because a straight who understands the joke cannot chime in to add to the joke, cause that is being totally inclusive like you guys
one-piece-of-harry: The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable
loveesimon: the lgbt community: makes a “gays only event” joke, knowing well that it doesn’t actually oppress anyonestraight ppl: what if it was reversed and i said ‘straights only event’? would it still be funny? this is heterophobia and i
kidrat:kidrat:literally who CARES if straight cis men are wearing skirts for ‘clout’!!! I want to live in a world where being gnc is desirable to them rather than one where they make bigoted jokes about it. it’s GOOD that people with the privilege
In honor of our new episode tonight, the Crewniverse is sharing DELICIOUS ACTUAL STAR COOKIES We could say that they’re “out of this world”… but we won’t because we already made that joke on the show. Food Prep: Christy
asexualcas: how to tell when an lgbt+ character is written by a straight person: person a: would you mind straightening the store up? person b, the lgbt one: [doesn’t make a gay joke]
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