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So much stuff and nothing gets done. So much shit in just 2 days.
This Is Not A Poem
shit-girls-love: tequila-sluts: dawnocean: No one, and I mean no one deserves this. don’t care if your a bieber, hipster, one direction, kardashian, janoskian blog. you all need to watch this and reblog it this video deserves a billion notes so please
I cant stop laughing omg this is so nasty .
bring-the-walls-down: NOW I CAN USE MY LEVI RAZOR TO SHAVE MY TITANIUM PEACH FUZZ. HALLELUJAH AND HOLY SHIT YOU EVEN GET A POSTER. (But seriously guys everyone needs some SNK Razors) Sources (1/2)
peanutbutters-stupid-art-corner: holy shit
nsfwtay: nisekoi is a harem for chitoge pt 2
Re: Succubi and IncubiA thought I had as I developed yet another daemon/Lilin whose relationship with sexuality is anything but simple.
is this my life now
ONE. CAN I FIND ONE NSFW ARTIST WHO DRAWS ASGORE THAT ISNT INTO SOME FREAKY INCEST SHIT
Shit Just Got Serious
shit.
lovelyladylunacy:everyone knows the only real cure for depression is to do something drastic to ur hair
comeupkid415: lolfactory: The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”. This is one of the best things iv seen today
nflstreet: Me: hey Texan: pardon? Me: (oh shit)…howdy Texan: oh, howdy pardner! thought you was a yank for a second
riddhes: holy shit
the wheel of fate is turning
nevermindtheb0ll0cks: this is so important
Is there a mature way to tell someone “Just because we sit near each other during lunch doesn’t mean we’re friends." Or better yet "You make me feel unsafe as a trans and queer person and I’d rather you not try and
Is this blog even about a Grandma? Nobody knows
missyzero: twilightfreefaller: dissociation-static: suzyq85: gravityfallsisdabest: ray-rabies: hinoneko: amorphousblob: karnythia: The Boy of Rain and Dust. I kind of like it actually. Though if I use my maiden name then it is The Boy of Rain
Shit the Signs Say
Shit My Players Say
lacigreen: since america refuses to give comprehensive sex ed, a lot of people end up learning from….porn. not the most wonderful thing when sex is represented inaccurately in all kiiiinds of ways in pornography. -set from Porn Sex vs. Real Sex: The
Today's forgotten meme of the day is...
satanlickmydick: cmnedark: adultnapped: isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die Actually! Fun fact! If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced” then you don’t
huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:I haven’t seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?FINE! I’ll do it myselfWhy did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!
thief-of-the-fanservice: beautaplinsaysimalegend: “man that guy is so hot.”“wait… isn’t that me.”“i need to get out more.” It’s alright Marik, it’s pretty easy to become gay for yourself.
rumour: swallowbitchpeoplearestarving: defeating: pre10tious: why do I fall in love with someone after flirting with them for like five minutes? why do I fall in love with someone even if I’m not 100% sure what their name is why do I fall in love
eiyoko: frankenbolt: best-of-funny: sam-the-moose: X Look all I ask is that you give me this chair.
bethosaurus: trillesst: 45214: vivala90s: Gas Prices In The ’90s this made me SCREAM *crying while looking at my gas tank* AND THE WORST PART IS I REMEMBER THIS
carlospalmer: tall—dwarf22: No but Female spies having short hair of varying lengths because long hair is inconvenient for spy work Female spies wearing flat shoes or cool as hell boots when on missions because heels are troublesome Female spies wearing
krystal-cage: this is the best
gaws: the reception here is great
ymirsama: why do guys ask what color your bra is like what you gonna jack off to the color beige
inbalanced: that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest
asa-chi: idk water is really hard to colour haha
ivegotabanana: kittiezandtittiez: Dad’s adopted Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG.
sleepcycled: THIS IS SO RAW
Killing boring People is boring.
nipahdubs: “Cruella is back”I haven’t worn my genderbend Cruella in forever now and wanted to have a new outfit for him when I did! Here are some in progress pictures of it.
"science is whatever we want it to be"
hotwhiteguy: and they say romance is dead
nayx: *goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
iinthebackofmymind: “The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re
darkerthanblack: anime that is rly good but onl y have liek 12 episode and u jsut
quasi-normalcy: herotterness: jaclcfrost: in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance
clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
penicillium-pusher: “If you can’t afford birth control pills, just don’t have sex!” *deep inhale* The birth control pill has many uses other than simple birth control (I know, the name is misleading). Most people who go on the pill do
mayakern: soooo this is probably the most horribly self indulgent thing i have ever done, but i’ve been wanting to make a hair + make up progression for a while and since i’m too tired to do any real work right now, i figured now was as good a time
Shit that is overrated
yoccu: androdjinni: whippedcherries: bruddabois: missesmemesandmountains: cystemic: celtic-romulan: womenfitnessmodels: Heba Ali Whoooa now I’m curious, what is she training for? (Or is this just a general workout routine?) 😗 woopin frat
blackqueerblog: Agreed! Naomi is the G.O.A.T
toomanyfeelings5: kisshamlet: macduf: kisshamlet: hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like
fiovske:i am going to say something controversial here. i don’t think Ed is that happy to sit and fold laundry. I don’t think Ed is happy to be sitting in a place with nothing else to do. I think he would get bored real quick again of these
touchmykittykat: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took
this is me rn, drained and in a pile of teddy bears
raspberryflavored: How you know when the Onion is actually, legitimately angry about today’s political news.
Is this the worst costume for Zatanna ever?
otpprompts: Person A is not a morning person, while Person B is an early riser who has trouble getting Person A out of bed on time. They try coaxing, sweet-talking, even complaining, but finally get fed up and say, “Fine, suit yourself. I’m going
