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derekisme: “Ralph Fucks the Washing Machine”. Sometimes - when you least expect it! - you find a cinematic gem among all the porn dross. A little bright spot in the dark and forbidding sky. Ralph is not just fucking a washing machine. He is everyman
Is the economy on homeworld that bad that they have to use sentient gems as fucking wallpaper
queering-gems: melnathea: melnathea: Earlier i was watching old scooby doo cartoons and velma fucking picked up the entire gang and ran off with them wher is this velma now cartoon network WHERE is the velma we deserve LOOK AT THIS VELMA IS FUCKING
gynocieum: yeah-thats-me-ari: gynocieum: Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal. (Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact) Jasper is my cat
willurl:gemfuck:New clip from Say Uncleas terrible and unfunny as uncle grandpa is, this is fucking hilarious if only for the gems’ reactions to spongebob-level cartoon physics the gems as always, saved this
mijora: dangerously huge connie. disembodied futa crystal gems fuck her sillytry imagining how each of the gems would be positioned if their bodies were visible. I like to think peridot is piggy backing on amethyst’s shoulders
sharksylph: SO THERES THIS TENTH ANNIVERSARY AZUMANGA DAIOH BOOK BEING MADE BY VARIOUS MANGAKA AND THERE WAS THIS GEM IN IT 1) Holy SHIT it is now FIFTEEN YEARS OLD AHHH 2) This is fucking glorious
hugedork: xainagal: hugedork: fuck you, lady gaga. i know very well what this is. gaga is a magical girl that soul gem is stained as fuck gaga aint no magical girl no more
kahix: Some beautifull Rutile Twins <3I know I have a lot of older Request… But OMFG OFF COLORS GEMS ARE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFULL!!!! >O<Hype is real, so… I´ll do a lot of off colors gems now, and then, come back to the normal / older Request
legoguy9875: n3p3ta: edoowinnie-stuff: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW? *Volume Warning* videos,sonic the hedgehog,loud warning, OMFG As much as Sonic Boom hurt the franchise, it is also a blessing for introducing such amazing writing gems as this.
onyourtongue: spacemaester: coffeepotsmokin: sandandglass: TDS, May 4, 2015With the tide of history turning against them, Jessica Williams commemorates the anti-gay protesters who will soon become irrelevant. 😂😂😂 She is such a fucking GEM
dnmmiesut: giogiostar: jostarjo:Oh shit watch out guys, it’s Bowsette Undertale!!!! My husband fucking hates Bowsette and he screamed that he’s done when I showed him this gem.God bless Bowsette This image is fucking cursed
neggsi: Honestly, a pal of mine yesterday mentioned something about the new Steven Universe episode that is so fucked up that I actually can’t stop thinking about it.He was like “gems don’t have physical forms, they’re made of light, right?
teenytigress: THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
salt-sass-and-lyrium: Featuring gems such as Wife: I’m going to vote TrumpImmigrant husband: He’s literally planning to get rid of all MexicansWife: Naaaah. Or. Trump is a fucking racist who promised mass deportation and singled out Mexicans numerous
badlittlekitten: marleygotboobs: neonessgifs: Gem Martinez This is so fucking cute. I need a backdrop thingie so I can do this. I have so much glitter and candy. Eep!I want her hair T_T
nicodidevilo: teenytigress: THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
myduct-tapedvest: This show is such a fucking gem.
meowren: on tonight’s episode of Gem Grumps, a song about things that Gal Pals can do together! :)
giveitaface: Ever wonder if other gems have helmet weapons like Jasper? Ever wonder if Yellow Diamond had one? Ever wonder how stupid it would be if it were like a Flail? Well here it is. In the form of a comic that’s just an excuse for the gifs. feat.
cummins-trucks: Removed the caption cause this truck is too fucking beautiful A gem!Reblog, like, follow… http://1moreburpee.tumblr.com
thatfunnyblog: THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
captioned-vines: 1612th: straight white boy culture is a gem Guy in black: [screaming angrily] “You’re so fucking annoying! I’m gonna fucking- “ Guy at console: [unfazed] “This is why I wanted- [inaudible] [shouting in background overlaps]
spacemaester: coffeepotsmokin: sandandglass: TDS, May 4, 2015With the tide of history turning against them, Jessica Williams commemorates the anti-gay protesters who will soon become irrelevant. 😂😂😂 She is such a fucking GEM I love her
gem-femme:icelingbolt:gem-femme:gem-femme:gem-femme:I hate when non black people appropriate aave in general but goddamn the word I hate seeing y’all (but mainly white people) use most right now is “simp”. Y’all bastardized the fuck out of that
princejames3000: thecompatibles: Gorgeous face, bangin’ body and knowing how to fuck is a combination that is too rare… LIKE & REBLOG. ….. Scroll down or look into my likes to find hidden gems 💎👑😎👍 LADIES I take submissions …
naturallyuncommon: nicodidevilo: teenytigress: THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T love how we all know what duckling this was referring to and if you don’t
pastel-gems: Peridot is actually fucking ruthless This reminded me so much of Zim,please let that theory be true
kainebov: You’re next, Rose Quartz. OMG this is such an amazing request! I love the concept of homeworld gems commonly wearing their enemies as jewelry so much. also thank you:)
smoothysmooth: sleeptalker-afterdark: not-safe-for-steven: rock-gems: OUR WIFE IS GONNA DO THE ANIME TEARS OUR WIFE IS GONNA HAVE A REDEMPTION ARC JASPER MY DEAR YES YES TO IT ALL I’m going to guess fake as fuck, along with the other ones.But if
chrossrank: Ya´ll say how unhealthy jasper and lapis are now and yeah but fuck thats more interesting than anything lapis has shown. i would fucking love if they explore this in a very fucked up way.Maybe gem hunt is lapis telling the gems to catch
ankle-beez:These new steven universe theories suck ass, they’re all like “the gems are gonna say ‘fuck you steven we hate you’ and then steven is gonna say 'no fuck YOU’ and then shatter them one by one, and then he’s
fuckyeahfriendlyfire: mfm-orgasms:A clip from @jackilovexxx Check out for more. This is definitely my favorite fucklicking video. Thanks for giving us this gem. @jackilovexxx’s content is far too underrated. Look at how fucking hot this is! I have
So I cleaned my room and I found some fucking gems while I was doing it. Most notably this badass jumper I was 100% certain I left on a train, the game Boggle which is quite possibly the best thing ever invented and also an old festival wristband from
Crystal Gems
rhinocio, the line ‘So THIS is what they think of fusion!!’ made me IMMEDIATELY think of your fic holy shit I need a minute
crystal-gems: artemispanthar: TOO MUCH IS HAPPENING AT ONCE I don’t know what to focus on YELLING
Singing Voices of the Gems
@garnet can u drown me in ur thighs please [ gems-r-rad is my art blog so don’t worry ;^0 ]
THISIS MY FUCKING FAVORITE EPISODE OTHER THAN KEYSTONE MOTEL AND JAILBREAK HOLY SH I TTINY PERIDOT OH MY GO DPLOT PROGRESSIIOONNNAmethyst was fucking hilarious holy shitSteven is a precious cinnamon rollALSO, FUCKING CALLED HOMEWORLD GEMS BEING SCARED
glitterpet: treat yourself like you’re a gem fusion find the parts of yourself that you love and fucking date them wake up in the morning and think “i am a beautiful experience” treat yourself like there’s a person inside you that you want to
egomatter: My gem fanmix trilogy is now COMPLETE!!! thanks 2 elena and grace for brainstormin with me B) listen on 8tracks! GARNET ☆ AMETHYST ☆ PEARLtracklist under the cut! Keep reading
badporl: I felt inspired so here take this (shoutout to @jen-iii for getting me more hyped for this episode than anything ever before lmao and this is dedicated to @nerdy-knitter for always talking rupphire/all things gay gems with me ur da best)
badporl: Hey everyone! This is my first “serious” Steven Universe edit and I’m pretty pleased with how it turned out! I heard this song and it just screamed Crystal Gems to me, so I couldn’t resist making this
artemispanthar: The first issue of Steven Universe and the Crystal Gems is really interesting and adorable but my favorite thing has to be this exchange between Garnet and Pearl where Garnet describes a sleeping bag as “a hug for your whole body”
The Gems just saying/doing things nonchalantly that would otherwise be HORRIFYING to humans is like my favorite thing like,Pearl, after being horribly impaled through by a sword right in front of Steven: ‘Oopsie Daisy! haha weLL-’Amethyst, Falling
the-world-of-steven-universe: To the Depths | Steven Universe - Gem Drill (Sneak Peek) Steven and Peridot must drill deep into the planet in order to save Earth!
Imagine 8xa buying these earings with hopes that she can frighten/intimidate Peridot, only to realize the sad truth that she…like all gems…has no ears.(camileion)except they do :3 so she can…….actually wait i kinda want those
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