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“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman woman!”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops excite me.”
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg for mercy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop there.” Submitted by j-abberwocky.
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!” Submitted by crows-flight.
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.”
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.”
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old fashioned sexy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. I guess I’m a loser now.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.â€
“I put the D in Adler.â€Submitted by estrangedgearbox.
“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.â€
“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.â€
“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.â€
“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked even though we just met.â€
“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.â€Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.
Lara Pulver playing Irene Adler from “Sherlock” Season 02 Episode 01 “A Scandal in Belgravia”. Download 1920x1080 image here.
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allieinarden:In Sherlock Irene Adler is just as obsessed with outwitting Holmes as he is with outwitting her, and I feel like that’s a fundamental misreading of the source material, because in Doyle’s version Holmes happens to get in Irene’s way,
