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teachingirls2misbehave: I invented the original Play Station there’s no other game in town that provides a one of kind experience quite like my handheld game console. Let’s just say my game-play is intimidating !
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resmeae: rinielle: jellyfishjulie: ladies invented your favorite science fiction subgenres Margaret Cavendish - Mary Shelley - Emma Orczy - Catherine Lucille Moore The Modern Novel: Though there’s debate over it, many consider Murasaki Shikibu’s
anartistsperspective: catsbeaversandducks: The Cat Belt, for when you really need to stand up, regardless of who’s sleeping on your lap. THE CAT’S EXPRESSION OMG
caninecompanion: thedameofletters: caninecompanion: seiyuuarisu: sapphirianna: dersecest: crepvscvlar: britneyinventions: Britney Spears invented anime in 2007 for her music video, Break the Ice, from her Blackout album. Anime is an animation
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ghostkittens-deactivated2015082: “Of the Horcrux, wickedest of magical inventions, we shall not speak nor give direction–”
willowraith: Who even invented bras I look way better without anyway
rohosub:OMG! I haven’t seen this video before and It took me a long time to decide if I was going to post it. My wife shouldn’t see this. She has invented some rather creative uses for the Emla numbing cream herself. But this one is almost pure evil!
chollybasoline: damnshephat: Chicasondeck.tumblr.com Shout Out to Phil Kahn for inventing camera phone.
asianfuckbunny: Maybe Asian babes didn’t invent tongue-swirling. But they sure have perfected it.
stickyknickers: Suck ‘em dry, girl! This is inventive… Epic Win!
Who invented the Single Ladies choreography?
ownedbymydaddy: This reminds me of my naughty chair, Daddy :D Ohhhh the things you have done to me - or had me do - in that chair… my dirty inventive Daddy! What has been your favouritest naughty chair game Daddy?! dapperdaddyworld
bbc-for-you: Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn.
Pryex & E-Glass toys… the greatest inventions since sliced bread!
eats-z0mbies: These are my new headphones, The wires are a zip so that they don’t tangle. This is the best invention ever.
food52: 3-D food; wave of the future, or just the best snacking activity ever invented?
Somebody needs to invent a mirror that takes pictures...
beatthecancer: iamretrokid: this was literally me before the internet was invented you were a dog?
C'est drôle , a l'epoque ou j'etais employé au bureaux des inventions , je me demandais a quoi resemblerais l'univers si je voyageais a la vitesse de la lumiere, en motant sur une motocyclette. ♥
fraternityrow: its actually why bunk beds were invented….go look it up if you don’t believe me :)
xgendadsandsons: daddydawgs: is there anything better then having daddy between your legs, on top of you and fucking you on your back? when they invent it, let me know. Like this and want to see more older guys fucking younger guys visit….http://xgend
manly-muscular-machos: Whoever invented the athletic supporter, commonly known as the “jockstrap,“ inspired many of us with endless erotic fantasies! For more sexy posts, follow me at http://manly-muscular-machos.tumblr.com
slaydatass: thelovelybones124: This nigga is really the GOAT lmao Mane he probably invented sex lol
Just invented the word "snarkasm"
vintagefoods: joy discovery invention by anne mumford on Flickr.
sensualhumiliation: fee-nazty: Little whores that need to know their place. That’s why the duct tape was invented in the first place. Oh there’s more to this set? Wonderful!
t-e-e-n–o-r-g-a-s-m: Water was used for masturbation before vibrators were invented
Whoever invented love deserves a big fucking punch in the face
a-glimpse-of-thigh: I think the camera phone is the best invention of the modern age
2headedsnake: The Phenakistocope was invented by Joseph Plateau in 1841.
2hot2bstr8: ….and this is why someone invented knee pads♡ mmmmmm
Whoever invented 69ing is a genius.
jamal crawford- the invention
suzieme: reason why Russians don’t do tumblr - no not because it’s an American invention, but because they don’t need to - with pretty girls like Kristina living and playing in Moscow, who needs tumblr?
iwearherpanties: slaveden: lockmycockmiss: lockedinca: rohosub: OMG! I haven’t seen this video before and It took me a long time to decide if I was going to post it. My wife shouldn’t see this. She has invented some rather creative uses for the
watchingpeopledrown: “What did Dom Perignon say to fellow monks after he invented champagne? … Come quickly, I am tasting the stars.”
forel: badgalfaashion: Marilyn Monroe JFK they invented the mirror selfie
lockmycockmiss: lockedinca: rohosub: OMG! I haven’t seen this video before and It took me a long time to decide if I was going to post it. My wife shouldn’t see this. She has invented some rather creative uses for the Emla numbing cream herself.
solcarioca:encantodverao:Pelo menos sorria, procure sentir amor. Imagine, invente, sonhe, voe. Se a realidade te alimenta com merda, meu irmão, a mente pode te alimentar com flores! melhor legenda
hannahdouken: sweet-kawaii-bitch: maxwellfontaine: New Weapon: ONAHO STRIKER By the always fantastic Null (Nyanpyoun). Translation (and the last two pages) here. ooh…a great invention ><!! <3
dirty-minds-think-like-us: Transparent swimming costume, best invention ever.
leuc:Rene Magritte:The Wonders of Life, 1953Collective Invention, 1934/35
“Fall is just something that grownups invented"☮ | via Tumblr on We Heart It http://weheartit.com/entry/77900366/via/young_and_lovely
rohosub: OMG! I haven’t seen this video before and It took me a long time to decide if I was going to post it. My wife shouldn’t see this. She has invented some rather creative uses for the Emla numbing cream herself. But this one is almost pure
my-littletony: vanswarped: This is the closest thing I found lol Ok who the fuck invented towels
lechug-a: ivfluids: thescienceofakashi: Whoever invented autopsy must’ve been fucked (I tweeted this). WHO IS THIS BTW this is Matt post on vine
big-bigger-biggest-dick: Whose to say sex is even a real thing? I think it was invented by the porn companies to sell more porn.
porn-funny: whoever invented YOGA pants…THANK YOU!
pi4nobl4ck: How lazy a person can be to invent a masturbating machine?
lagertha: Favorite Movies → A Series of Unfortunate Events [2004] “This is the story of the three Baudelaire children. Violet loved to invent; her brother, Klaus, loved to read; and their sister, Sunny… she loved to bite. My name is Lemony Snicket
titten-des-tages: Und heute noch mal was auf Englisch … Making a woman squirt is easier than you think. All you need is the right technique. The Vice Technique. This secret sex weapon was originally invented by a circle of gigolos, callboys, pick-up
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