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madeofeverything:saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways
debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
OH WORD????!!!!! A couple months ago, I got involved in a really cool anthology called “As Told by Things,” which is a collection of short stories from the point of view of inanimate objects. You can pre-order it here! It turns out that with
femalesmakegreatpets: Even a inanimate object has more value then a female
autisticcole: debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it. I’m glad there’s
robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom
humandisastersquad:why do ppl in scifi have such a hard time saying ‘thank you’ to robots. i say thank you to inanimate objects all the time and sure as hell would thank a robot for doing even the bare minimum
meanplastic:Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda
dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects
ohhheck: otterboxes: ohhheck: how do you ask what a glass of water is doing? a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english water you doing
ditzy-doe: WAIT A MINUTE REMEMBER THAT FRYBO EPISODE WHERE INANIMATE OBJECTS CAME TO LIFE WITH THE USE OF GEM SHARDS? do you think… Do you think that gem used to be a PERSON? you know— before it shattered?? I was thinking about this but from what
beautypeen: asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
every-ash: Holding inanimate object with the utmost care. Wow! - XY, Episode 031: “Lucario VS Bashamo! The Cave of Trials!!” / “The Cave of Trials!”
feministcaptainkirk: devilsbitchandaliar: poyzn: Those eyes. Crying Don’t give anthropomorphic inanimate objects teeth.
rebecca-splenda: did-you-kno: mymodernmet: Clever Illustrations Reveal the Amusing Thoughts of Inanimate Objects Eeeehehehee! It’s like they’re soooo cute, but I’d still eat TF out of them… Sausage Party (2016)
sixpenceee: crispyycleanssss: *sees strange reflection* now that’s some sixpenceee shit *sees inanimate object move* now that’s some sixpenceee shit *sees shadow at the corner of my eye* now that’s some sixpenceee shit LOVE THIS!
balthazass: how does this even have 2,000 notes let me take an ~*~artistic~*~ picture of my ceiling fan and watch it get to 10k notes because people just love seeing inanimate objects so much ^ LOL XD
awkward around strangers awkward around friends awkward around crushes awkward around cashiers awkward around inanimate objects awkward around everything ever
avialum: anime trope episodes: the beach episode, the festival episode, the episode where someone doesn’t know how to cookwestern cartoon trope episodes: the episode where someone has several copies of themselves made, the episode where inanimate objects
unregardless:i get so mad when i walk into inanimate objects and hurt myself….ill fight this fucking chair
ghdos: cleophatrajones: midnight-sun-rising: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) The last one is so cute lol I believe the ear buds… The ear buds one HAS to be true.
averypotterseniorfeels: iamexpressingmultipleattitudes: allonsymytardis: He can say it to an inanimate object, but he can’t say it to Rose Tyler. get out but he didn’t say it to his sonic screwdriver until it was too late He said he loved Rose
i-am-in-your-fandom: tvgropes: the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects AMEN
unregardless: i get so mad when i walk into inanimate objects and hurt myself….ill fight this fucking chair
ourladyofperpetualskepticism: robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom @alichay
prozdvoices:armanky said:A man waking up in the morning… in a world where every inanimate object yells its name like a Pokemon.This is one of our oldest jokes, and I’m glad I could finally make it a reality.
unregardless:i get so mad when i walk into inanimate objects and hurt myself….i’ll fight this fucking chair
unexplained-events:Unexpected Murder Weapons Photographer Ed James captures photographs of ordinary inanimate objects that were once used as weapons in cases of murder.
laboratorium-ix: And that’s why you should IMMEDIATELY report your kid when it starts talking to inanimate objects (Adeptus Mechanicus sanctioned machine spirits exempted).
yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle)
pansexualfacts: Fact: While pansexuals are not attracted to pans, animals or inanimate objects, 94% of interviewed pansexuals report attraction to ancient Greek Pandora, stating ‘that whole releasing evil thing? Kinda hot, if you ask me’ in unison.
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unbossed:Destroying inanimate objects is valid protest against a society that values them more than it values your life.
Me fighting with inanimate objects…
powerfulmagics: regina mills vs. inanimate objects ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
nathanwpyle: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) My latest series of comics:
saffythegeek: july-19th-club: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) they’re trying their BEST Oh my god this is so cute
klinklang: 20,000 species of fish 6,000 species of reptiles 9,000 species of birds 1,000 species of amphibians 15,000 species of mammals Over a million species of insects Billions of household items and other inanimate objects And people are actually
blackthorngym: Pokémon based on animals (◕‿◕✿)Pokémon based on plants (◕‿◕✿)Pokémon based on inanimate objects (◕‿◕✿)Pokémon based on people (◕‿◕✿)Pokémon based on food (◕‿◕✿)Pokémon ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*
professorpahrak: bermuda-n-drangle: “wow more pokemon based on inanimate objects so dumb” what the fuck did you say about me GIRL HOLD MY SHEATH I GOT YO SHEATH BABY GO CUT HIS ASS
time-is-an-inanimate-object: Do
rnackenzie: why do i allow myself to get emotionally attached to inanimate objects
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: blackphoenix77: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: baskervillenqh: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Because rape and marriage to inanimate objects is clearly TOTALLY the same thing as two consenting adults of the same gender wanting
clanked: i am not afraid to yell at inanimate objects
death-deafying-stuntman: yrbff: 7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle) This actually makes me much less frustrated with these things
cryoverkiltmilk: robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom “And STAY down!!”
yetanothertaylor: homosexual-supervillain: Greatest Inanimate Objects in RPDR Herstory (Updated) 1) Lil’ Poundcake 2) Ornacia 3) Alyssa’s Backrolls 4) Roxxxy’s Sequenced Top 5) Shangela’s Box 6) Alaska’s Biscuit 7) Courtney’s Wings
particlefucker: dont let tumblr make you believe that -eating car hubcaps is cool -being an inanimate object is acceptable -post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk -having a corporeal form is healthy -france exists -chemtrails aren’t
