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her0inchic: “It isn’t what you have in your pocket that makes you thankful, but what you have in your heart.” Imagine being born without arms. No arms to wrap around a friend; no hands to hold the ones you love; no fingers to experience touch;
I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.
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your-black-dick-in-my-white-ass: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
The awkward moment when a teacher tells you to empty your pockets:
shescheatingbro: Your phone vibrated in your pocket. You look at it, and there’s a video from your roommate. It has a message attached:“Dude, your girlfriend is such a slut!”
Because why hide snacks in your pockets when you could hide them in your Garnet?
mutineer123: Baby you look so cute in your short-alls! I can barley see your diaper.. no one will notice.. but you need to put the paci in your pocket when we leave. 🤦🏻♂️🍼such a cutie..
imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine a tiny version of your favorite character riding in your pocket and on your shoulder and making comments to you as you go about your day
ask-shadowqueenpeach: SQP: “Brooks darling, smile! It’s a special occasion after all. I’m surprised your hands aren’t in your pockets already …” B: “If this monkey suit had any damned pockets, that’s where my hands would be.” SQP:
lyriumbrownies: skyrim and animal crossing: new leaf are basically the same game. you show up in a new place and find out youre actually a really important person. you meet people of many different species. you can hold bees in your pocket
Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Ps: My rocket’s bigger than *your* rocket. #RocketEnvy ~Yü
spookylangsettte: man: why am i being stopped police: well you’re makin people nervous man: by walking by?? pig: yeah you had your hands in your pockets man: walking by with your hands in your pockets makes people nervous??? police: yes
abysswaatchers:⸸ Celeste’s tips for living in a haunted house ⸸⛧keep a tiny crucifix, or any religious item that suits you, in your pocket. just trust me⛧leave a bible in your nightstand, it’s the only weapon you’ll ever need
ask-eraserhead: Aizawa: Why do you try to stuff the whole house in your pockets? It’s making this coat unnecessarily heavy. Just bring a bag, it’s more efficient. Mun Zaku: BUT THE POCKETS ARE HUGE!! I can fit a hat, gloves, tissue pack, snacks,
carryonmysleighwardson: shavingryansprivates: is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me it’s a banana? why do you have a banana in your pocket good source of potassium
This gif can be used in so many different contexts: “Wait, did I remember to lock the door?” Seeing a someone you know from school while shopping “Shit, going the wrong way” That mini-heart attack when you don’t feel your phone in your pocket
shavingryansprivates: is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me it’s a banana? why do you have a banana in your pocket
the-missing-e-in: mememaster: turklet: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket change giggling around in your pocket
linkinparksandrec: you know how sometimes you unlock your phone in your pocket by accident or the sound button rubs against your leg and turns the sound on by accident? what if you’re walking around the pokemon world with your POKET MONSTERS in your
buzzfeed: The cool thing about kittens is that you can just put them in your pocket to keep them snug and warm.
obfuscobble: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine a tiny version of your favorite character riding in your pocket and on your shoulder and making comments to you as you go about your day This might not go so well.
jen-jen-rose: Countless times in Animal Crossing, instead of letting me capture them, bugs have thrown themselves into the ocean
marcoleaderbodt: How to play Ace Attorney: Gather evidence Show everything in your pocket to every single person you meet, including your badge. Trust no one. BS your way through the trial Laugh because how the fuck did you get through that.
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis: shavingryansprivates: is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me it’s a banana? why do you have a banana in your pocket always bring a banana to a party rose, bananas are good!
selfpsychiatrist:ascavenger:Basic House by Martin Azua“It’s basically an lightweight balloon that can be carried in your pocket and used for shelter.“The Basic House is a temporary housing solution so portable it can be folded up to fit in your
jaclcfrost: wow my hand is so cold….. i should stick it in my pocket to make it warm. or my sleeve. or your hand………. your hand could hold my hand…….. your hand could work…….. your hand could make my hand……. not cold……
whereisthecoool: BACtrack Breathalyze Say hello to your new wingman. This portable breathalyzer is smaller than your average cell phone, so it can fit in your pocket to go anywhere with you. This thing is professional grade and accurate to within .01
bookofbaitnate: You ever find a cute bondage pic in some long forgotten file on your downloads menu? I just did! It’s like finding บ in your pocket, no?
“When me and you was homies no one informed me it was all a scheme. You infiltrated my team and sold a nigga’s dreams. How could you do me like that? I took your family in, I put some cash in your pocket, made you a man again.”
somuchundone: i want to wear these to tease to please to be torn to be peeled off to stuff in your mouth to place in your pocket to leave behind for you to use
Tom: Harry Potter seems to be a never-ending innuendos. “Can I ride on your broomstick?” “Is that a wand in your pocket or are you excited to see me?” It’s endless. It really is. I tweeted once saying “Goodnight from my bed in London.”
mememaster: turklet: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket
selfish-war-machine: “I don’t care, and I don’t know. I don’t talk about them no more. You gotta be crazy, keeping the past on the tip of your tongue, down in the small of your back, now in your pocket. That’s where your spine is. The word
deepfriedfuckpotato: witchdaggahhhh: my-hand-in-your-pocket: YALL. CALL YOUR REPS! https://twitter.com/TheBoneHeadClan/status/940369097052827654 It’s H.R. 4585. Name it during your daily phone call to your reps and say you want them to support
attack-on-otaku: the-missing-e-in: mememaster: turklet: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket change giggling around
mr-elementle: jellyfish-rights: zerofarad: afabbaeddel: lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own “God may judge you
ralterwobotics replied to your post: so i was digging in my closet and look… it’s like finding a 20 dollar bill in your pocket but thousand times better omg it issss, especially since that means you’re probably saving ฤ too LOL
curds-and-wheyface:I think a fundamental part of online friendships that people ‘outside’ fail to understand is how comforting it is to have friends right there in your pocket who will keep you company in good times and bad, listen to your rants,
chaseschases:i mean you could put your hands in your pockets or you could let me hold your hand. your choice buddy.
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