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catboymuqing-moving:we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house
incorrectgallifreyquotes:Romana: What if I implement a no-pets policy in this house?Leela: But…you cannot just throw Narvin out like that.
princessofnazareth:my kids are gonna be like mommy what’s an ipad and i’m going to be like we DONT use that word in this house. play with worms.
etnequaquamultrainterficietur: holkie: bored-no-more: Broken leg or not… have reputation to keep! Very determined kitty cat’s like…”We. Do not. CLOSE DOORS. In this house”
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
harleenqinzel: Where are you going?To get us a murder case that didn’t happen in this house.
my family just got back from a 2 week long road trip and one of the first stories my little sister tells me is how they went to this one restaurant that had a waiter and waitress who both happened to be named Jamie and after they left my little sister
damnduckboys: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ donald duck╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
truereset: in this house we love stevonnie
ze-pie: ze-pie: ze-pie: Nike need to hurry up and hire me White diamond’s basketball kicks Apparently I have to do everything myself in this house
pugbytes: GIVE. THE QUEEN. OF FERELDEN. A DOG. By request of @asolitaryrose because we stan Anora Mac Tir in this house, give the woman a pUPPie!!!!!!!
rnn-draws: IN THIS HOUSE, WE STAN _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
mice-bits:in this house we love one pink cotton ball
palezma: Rebecca do I have to do everything in this house?
breakfastpals:We watch Bluey in this house
poguelandia: We respect Stranger Things and their realistic portrayal of sibling relationships in this house.
sunyshore: Finally got some new shots of my Pokemon room, AKA “The Orange Room”, also the main guest room in my house!
pokemon-personalities: ┏┓┃┃╱╲ in this┃╱╱╲╲ house╱╱╭╮╲╲ we spend▔▏┗┛▕▔ too much money╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ on Pokemon╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
cathryncreates:i refuse to look at a reference for pikachu, we only draw off-brand walmart pikachu in this house (Click for best quality!!!)
marilynde: marilynde: i don’t know who is still alive in this house but i just heard someone walk up the stairs awake i meant awake
urinatings: hitlersbreastmilk: theres nothing in this house to eat ill just starve until my mom comes home don’t eat your mom
howab0utn0: “nobody fucking helps me in this house”
some slogans I made up that you can steal if you’re making signs for rallies:ORANGE MATTER LIVESALT-WRONGREPENT! YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A HATEFUL BASTARD FOREVERORANGE IS THE NEW BROWN/RACIST PRISONS ARE SHITTYNO TRUMP IN THIS HOUSE OF CARDSFOOLING
jordans like “not in this house” :P
dexdefyingstunts:gotterhag:This is an EXTREMELY blessed post! And accurate! When I first moved out I was so excited for my new place I slept on the floor and had my tv there and that was it. Loved it. You grow and you build and you gain and you lose.
howab0utn0: “nobody fucking helps me in this house”
takingmymoment: master-of-naughtiness: Slut Rules for all of you Dirty Girls 😈 (Updated and Refreshed from the Original Post on my very first Tumblr Page) Also known as “law of the land” in this house
lost-lil-kitty: How nap times work in this house.
ticklish-delight: It is TOO goddamn hot in this house. But I’ve got good news!
thetowndrugdealer: is it acceptable to start a debate with “listen here you little shit”
swift-wind-alchemist: luckied replied to your post:I want to write but I don’t have the energy to do… Just take deep breaths. <3 Everything will be okay. Believe, I’m the queen of anxiety in this house. Deep breaths seem to help me sometimes.
celero-loves-dragons:in this house we stan al
evermore–hallucina: the dog in this house is so fucking spoiled Read More take sandy with you?
mochakitkat: in this house we appreciate all kinds of tiddies
snowyfeline: snowyfeline: we practice being clean in this house thanks, @ivelischpfuli. It was like, the lewdest and sexiest thing ever until it got zoomed out. Now it makes my back hurt.
sadpretzel: there’s a lot of tension in this house
finalfantasy37:family is coming over soon and there are no hiding places in this house
findingthehalcyon-deactivated20:It’s always pride in this house 🏳️🌈
heysean:GPOYW: I’m Tired Of Being Stuck In This House All Day (and I’m too lazy to shovel out my car) Edition
blaccsavage: nighthawk21e: slumdog-jay: Wtf is going on in this house… It is what it is
theroyalsblr: I imagine myself as a goth queen in this house, far away from everyone out of time xXx
dandalf-thegay: Two-thirds of the cats in this house are on my bed right now
gogh-save-the-bees: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & and want to save╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ the bees ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
pan-rants: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Love and support pan people ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
not in this house lol
str82yerface: str82yerface:Even when I’m off of work I’m still on the clock! lol 😈 Jay Everyday is Tuesday in this house lol ;) Dee
strawberry-bundae:exilerose-deactivated20220711:strawberry-bundae:strawberry-bundae:no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the
suzicarinapredatora: Bad Mom Alert!wearing mumsie tops will not be tolerated in this house!
packing8plus: mixed9inyou: @mixed9inyou Kinda hot The decor in this house is truly frightening.
bxfreakboiy: Had to dig the shit outta my baby momma son’s hole..Lil nigga been talking hella trash ever since I got there. So I had to bitch him out and show him who the fuckin MAN is in this house!! Turned out.. They BOTH got GOOD pussy bruh!! The
slashgod:There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement
If your spending New years eve at home not doin shit reblog this !!🙌🏽✨ You not alone lol
unfled: The best revenge is to live well.
nicknamenyquil: wasitallsmokeandmirrors: weloveshortvideos: dog smells her owner’s scent in the house after being away for 7 months and sniffs her out! @g0dziiia theyre so pure!