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gerardsassbutt: MY PARENTS ARE HAVING A NEW YEARS PARTY AND I WAS IN MY ROOM ON TUMBLR AND THEN I HEARD THE BEGINNING OF A THIS AINT A SCENE ITS AND GODDAMN ARMS RACE AND I RAN DOWN THE STAIRS AND AS SOON AS MY BROTHER SAW ME HE SAIDF, “I TOLD YOU,
pansoph: for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot
dignitea: I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
oheska: so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like “you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend” and i was like “ill get my boyfriend to do it” and thats how i came
When my mom's in my room and she's touching all my stuff
When my mom's in my room and she's touching all my stuff:
beefmilk2: pansoph: for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except
lamborghinimerccy: i was eating an orange in my room and like i forgot to bring a napkins upstairs and i didn’t want to put the peels on my bed so i put them on my dog.
glamourkilled: omfg so I came back from camp today and I guess this fell out of my bag while I was unpacking aND MY DAD STARTS SCREAMING ABOUT THIS CONDOM HE FOUND IN MY ROOM AND I GOT SO SCARED OMFG AND I WAS LIKE WAIT LEMME SEE THAT AND I TURNED IT
aviberri: They said I couldn’t get in the pool, they didn’t say I can’t sit next to it tho 😂😂. I got tired of laying in my room so I said fuck it let me go lay in the sun 🌞 !!
secular-space-witch: breadbench: me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it
inkskinned: do you ever just want to shout like… it’s because i’m sad! like yes i didn’t do my homework, yes i didn’t text you back, yes i’ve been hiding in my room! i’m sorry! but i haven’t killed myself so honestly where is my badge!
mysticbaconslice: mysticbaconslice: mysticbaconslice: hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp first of all Dave is a fucking guest
fuckyeaheridan: lamaschizophrenic: I was doing some gif of my WIP… aaaand my mom is entered in my room. Oh hi. WHAT AN ADORABLE COINCEDENCE OMIGOSH
daddy-bttm: Door was open, per my Alpha’s instructions, but the flash of the camera indicated the man in my room was someone else. With some trepidation I looked and saw my buddy smirking , “I live guys who look like they could be Alphas but really
swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag: my mom and sister came in my room while i was asleep and i heard my sister say, ” its sleeping”
1500hp: i would probably kill myself but i dont want my mom to touch my things in my room
thotuniversity: I be going in the kitchen in the middle of the night for a snack and go back in my room with a full course meal.
ihaveabigcock-pit: How much are we talking here My father would say that too me. I live in my room much, cause I need my space brah!
dillyt:my cat: *walks in my room*me: oh!!!! hello stinky!!!!! come over here smelly!!! psspssspsspsspsst nchnchnchnch come on! please???my cat:
ohaithereyou: banana912: My future husband if I continue to stay addicted to the internet Slothstronaut My friend’s got a shirt with this on it. I can’t get one now, so I will just frame this and hang it in my room. sloth swag
girlwhowasonfire: it is dark outside it is bright in my room i ripped off my bra and turned around to discover that i never closed my blinds you’re welcome, neighbors
So i spent all my lunch money on whiskey. But the only thing that makes me feel good about it is that if my parents find a half gallon of whiskey in my room, there’s no way they could be mad. They probably just be like, damn, he’s a badass.
I hate when my mom just comes in my room and stands there by my door to talk to me.
monkeyslavegirl: niggerslut4whites: This is how I want you, in my room to serve me, every time I want, your are a nigga pet and I want be your white master, I will feed you with my cum and I’ll destroy your black holes whit my white cock. Beautiful…
gryffinwhore: i am 17 and it is 11:30 on a saturday night and i am dancing alone in my room to hips don’t lie. i’m doing this teenage thing right i’m pretty sure, even if i’m not my ass looks really great and my hips are fabulous so go away
kiidswantacid: endangerment: oh my god literally have this on my mirror in my room
