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setokawaii: Fanfiction faces are so fun in my head.
My muse hasn't slept for days, come in my inbox and make them go to bed
My countdown is almost to zero (check it out on the upper left hand side of my homepage). Just a few hours (about 30 as of this writing, but this will sit in my queue for a little bit) until my orgasm. To tell you the truth, I’m very nervous. I&rsqu
In case you missed it, I finished up [Horny, Milky Goddess of Rebirth] last night. Starting on the story about someone becoming a hyper-endowed hermaphrodite/futanari and losing control publicly. [As I said in my reply], I was not thrilled about the premi
pancakepornography: i have a bunch of people in my ask wanting some amporacest so here you go my lovelies (◡‿◡✿)
My queue is out of control. People make such good content, I have like, 200 queued posts of all you sexy people. I could drop dead and no one on tumblr would know for like, weeks because I have that much stuff in my queue. So basically what I’m trying
ekaitz: Going to Anime Expo! See you in the artist alley (table A43) or at the Eruri Meet Ups maybe!! ☆～（ゝ。∂） If you have time, please feel free to draw maids in the sketchbook I’m bringing~Pose based on… this… BYE.
shinymaplesquid: shinymaplesquid: I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours” #welcometocanada I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe UPDATE:I told them
nedsseveredhead: Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.
trenchcoats-aka-fuckingcastiel: LOOK AT THE TEACHERS IN MY YEARBOOK
starrysleeper: idioticteen: Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk MAJOR FLASHBACK
fakebiche: aand last one! thanks for commissioning!! （´▽`） ohhhh my goddd i love this. i love it. u are a blessing mari (its maki and onoda as catelyn stark + sansa stark OVO) commission them!
piperchapmans: favourite musicals ► in the heights call in the coroners / maybe we’re powerless, a corner full of foreignersy’all could cry with your head in the sand / i’m a fly this flag that i got in my hand
cryptovolans: cryptovolans: Preorders for skirts are now open in my store! They’ll only be open for about a week. I’ll probably be ordering extras, but no guarantees what’ll be left after preorders/cons!preorders should start shipping by late
criterioncloset: Keanu Reeves & River Phoenix in My Own Private Idaho (1991)dir. Gus Van Sant
criterioncloset: River Phoenix in My Own Private Idaho (1991) dir. Gus Van Sant
woodsjpeg:gerards joan of arc fit has a special place in my heart
trokopotaka:Goncharov is a fake movie that does not exist, but now the line “if we really were in love you wouldn’t have missed” will live rent free in my mind until I die.
There is not enough room in my queue for all this rad Ruby/Sapphire art people are making D:
you can tell what episode aired 2 weeks ago by what kind of art is getting posted from my queue, haha
there’s too much rad fanart on here, my queue is eternally full even though its set to publish the maximum amount throughout the day. Is there a cap on drafts like there is for the queue? Because its getting up there
ohdeargodnotyouagain: evisceratedarchangel: quentinheirofshit: reidhugs: magusmpreg: temperusmaximus: <3 So sweet this makse me cry a lot this is lovely This is how the world should work My one wish in my life would have my kid(s) be this
bibliotecaria-d: shibara: It was the last tiny bit of frosting left… This thing gosh darnit skjdhffdg;ldkfjg It is spawning finger noms in my head. Stop. Stoppit stop stop. Mind, stop, I need to finish work. /TTuTT\ The fact that, for once, it’s
haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do
blindsprings: When I was a kid I HOARDED every girl hair and kept them separate in my room because I could make batgirl or a cowgirl or or… anything i wanted! It let you do whatever you want!My parents got me a mega blocks girly dollhouse lego knock
jeanpaulfarte: in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t
sakimichan: My take on #Ciri from #witcher in modern beach day setting <3 nudie,PSD+3-4k HD jpg,steps, etc>https://www.patreon.com/posts/16533051
somethingraptored: eyebrow-sweat: I cannot believe my fu ck ing e y e s john cena was turned down for a role in kim possible and then, in that moment, decided “you know what, I think it’s time for a change in my career, I’m going to becoem a
frog-and-toad-are-friends: rasec-wizzlbang: frog-and-toad-are-friends: I was going to make a post complaining about this pretentious dude in my Buddhist philosophy class but then I remembered I was also in a Buddhist philosophy class “I was in a
justfortheheart: 06: “Honestly, it makes me so happy that God gave me people in my life that let me be as weird as I can get. People that enjoy my dark humor and my corny jokes (and my Teletubby costume :D).People that know I hate exercising but still
jonnhydcpp: academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life
macksassie: persianartkid: asthetick: background: I came out to my parents as gay last month. this easter morning, i come downstairs to find my basket (a tradition in my family) and i can’t find it anywhere. my mom gives me a hint: “it’s where
rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED
silktum: persianartkid: asthetick: background: I came out to my parents as gay last month. this easter morning, i come downstairs to find my basket (a tradition in my family) and i can’t find it anywhere. my mom gives me a hint: “it’s where
andrvstian: andrvstian: this new kid at my job just accidentally loaded Ŭ,000 dollars onto a woman’s Starbucks card and i’ve never felt more well adjusted and put together in my life I’ve been corrected, it was ุ,000
1squirtle: heart: the weirdest things honestly happen in my school like back in the spring, this guy in my grade randomly started selling these seafood restaurant jackets for ū and everyone started buying and wearing them to school. the administrators
inkskinned: do you ever just want to shout like… it’s because i’m sad! like yes i didn’t do my homework, yes i didn’t text you back, yes i’ve been hiding in my room! i’m sorry! but i haven’t killed myself so honestly where is my badge!
flapflaps: I did the kids makeup only challenge! Watch my color my eyebrows in purple and use a marker for eyeliner 😂! http://youtu.be/uqytCL85L4k?a there is also a link to my YouTube in my insta bio!
pardonmewhileipanic: stunningpicture: A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds nature is brutal
varsityqueerleadercaptain: demigoddessnik: Some looks from this past week . like actually the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen in my whole entire life
hannimble: O H M Y G O D…GUYS. STARDEW VALLEY.I just happened to have the Mayor’s shorts in my inventory when I was setting up my grange display at the fall fair, so lol I thought I’d be funny and put them in and didn’t think anything of it…AND
assbutt-in-the-garrison: badcaptainswagg: assbutt-in-the-garrison: One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I
amy-reblogs: amy-reblogs: I made these in response to hate crimes in my community. They are full size and free to download and print if you’d like to use them, too. Since these are going around, I wanted to fill in some of the gaps! Here are seven
grilledcheese-samwich: i wonder what MY smell is????? when people wear my clothes or sleep in my bed…..what does it smell like?! WHAT IS MY SCENT
asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.
miniongtt: silencingthedrums: alertstatus: eriquin: eriquin: Friend of a friend on facebook posted a picture with a caption “Someone in my smithing group got a free crate of high quality steel today in the form of “used casting molds”… I
parskis:I know in my mind this is about bank of america… but in my heart..
terriamon: mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot* me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
memecucker: bpdgenos: you come over to my house to hang out. there is absolutely no decoration in my home besides these these all look like patrick warburton’s voice
tequatl: since the whole Gay Babadook thing got popular, i’ve honestly gotten less paranoid being home alone in my (pretty creepy) house. whenever i hear a bump, i just think “oh that’s just the babadook in my my basement, doing his gay shit”
danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of things that sound fake in my life. - Born to a teenage single mother- My “dad” is a biker, started dating my mom while she was pregnant. Committed to fathering a child that was not his
beeshirt: cookingstims: By Foodydiy on Instagram i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror
niiv: jeremyhush: Be sure and check out my Halloween print for this year in my shop jeremyhush.com Or follow the link in my life profile. This is the best time of year!! #halloween #jeremyhush (at The Convent Philly) current mood
yacchins: documentation of my wild adventure getting stuck in my spidey suit for three hours a week or so ago
lxzyfangirl: seductrce: Concept: I finish school. The job I work isn’t my dream job but I enjoy doing it greatly still. It pays enough to cover everything I might need. My bills are never overdue. Money is not a thought in my head. I have a place to
sapphicwerewolves: we were talking about whether aliens are real or not in the car earlier and my brother looked out the window longingly and said “if aliens arent real then why can i feel them in my heart”
ceeblathers: ceeblathers: ceeblathers: ceeblathers: my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud
darkandmysteriousandpissedoff: I don’t want your memory in my head now I want you here with me
palmaflowers: Backstage at The Killers by Erik Weiss: Brandon listening to “I feel it in my bones”, in the back Ted & Dave playing ping-pong; Ronnie is getting ready
I’m taking a hiatus. My queue is set for awhile but I’m not going to be active here posting or answering messages or fan mail or anything. I need a break from this.
