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see-my-wifes: Blonde Milf in schwarzer Strapse wird Anal gefickt…omg sieht die geil aus Unf, love the slow up & down w the kung fu anus dick grip…
thehumon: I don’t know how many Swedes follow me, but I HAD to share this. Gimli (in Swedish): I never thought I’d die next to a Dane. Legolas (in Danish): How about dying next to a friend? Gimli (in Swedish): What the fuck are you saying?
injureddreams: I’m here, I got you “I’ve seen stars explode, ships of pure gold and gems of fire. I’ve seen regimes fall and start anew withing decades of themselves. I’ve seem things in my life that few men have been privy to in their
I die the first fifteen minutes into the game I appear in. And when i finally return my friends are level 50 and I am level worthless and lacking techs. Unless you own the GBA or PS1 ports, and who the fuck has those? Fuck you guys.
Yolandi’s Gold Catsuit, in Die Antwoord's Rich Bitch, 2011.
P.S. (Rabbit and Scout)Your dad died in the coldest and most remote part of planet earth. He had been there for the past 6 months, doing what he loved, but doing it away from the people he loved. He was researching penguins, the famously monogamous specie
cookie-waffle: my-beautiful-thief: 7eggs: ruby-white-rabbit: tiredstarks: acetonystark: ok so since the Russo brothers confirmed that animals and plants and the like all died in the snap,,,,,,, that means dogs died too,,,,, and lemme tell ya if ANYTH
red-valentine: yugiohnoshebetterdont: upside-happenings: pylertalma: hey what the fuck?? In all my years of the internet.. This fucking show man I’m crying I fuckin died
1 of 5. The next 4 pages will be VERY VERY MUCH NSFW. Preview of it coming soon. This is dedicated to Blizzard granting us the phrase “My servants never die” in-game. Definitely gonna use it, but FIRST! Blizzard’s gotta fucking give me that
lil-spicypepper:Slang for genitalia is my favourite thing ever “Fuck I’m so wet, please stick your meat popsicle in me! Fuck my fish taco! Oh god your yoghurt slinger feels so good ! Cum in my pink sausage wallet!!!”
doscatanya: I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR SO FUCKING LONG Americans: stupid people getting offended over something awful that happened a long time ago??? Get over urself XDAnyone: *makes any reference or joke about 9/11 in any way shape or form*Ameircans:
//SCREECHES LIKE A DYING WOMBATLOOK AT THESE CUTIE PIES I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I DIDN’T SEE YOU AT THE CON OH MY GOD OH MY GOOODDDDDDDor maybe it was good that i didn’t see u bc i probably would’ve like kidnapped you
vivialopod: hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This
We live in a country where we would much rather die than go to school…
thriftstoregoth: jennyloggins: so i’ve been watching mad men and i justi get to this random fucking shotand i want to die thanks for fucking nothing @rageomega @psychoxknyte @newantihero
Ooooh Fuck. :)Auch in meinen Büchern und Hörbüchern, die du hier findest, geht es oft um Analverkehr.https://www.amazon.de/Nastassja-Fickvieh/e/B00OPRUEJQDeine Nastassja Fickvieh
dcfinnest: A no life mutherfucker had the nerves to inbox me.. and tell me, that my dick was fake. Bitch go fuck yourself and die in a corner by yourself. It’s kills me! How grown men are in their fucking feelings.. I’m a huge freak with a extremely
reinerashitaka: martinfuckman: in what dimension is die hard a christmas filmjust because it happens at christmas? I actually watch die hard every christmas fuck you
stream: You have been saying that this is all gonna end badly, from the very beginning, over and over. So, what made you so fucking sure of that? How did you know everything in advance? THE DEAD DON’T DIE (2019) dir. Jim Jarmusch
reapersun: ~Support me on Patreon~ “Wow, everything in here looks pricey. Feels inappropriate for a guy like me to be near this stuff.” “Nonsense, Will, you fit right in.” “Hah, because I have the Vitruvian Man on my forearm? Very funny.”
mister-whiskey: Lust in The Dying LightI made the first mother fucking Jade Aldemir SFM porn (feat. new watermark, because everybody loves something blocking the view of their video game porn).I have been waiting too fucking long for ANY model of Jade
a-tardis-in-baker-street: Popular Text Posts + The Ninth Doctor
balconyscene: whitegirlsaintshit: shotquns: hot doctor game too strong i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral. you should probably go outside
Why the fuck is tumblr giving me local conservative ads about defeating woke liberals and stopping critical race theory from being taught in schools? @staff or whoever responsible what the fuck!!!
savarend: nobody i know even says “die cis scum”. i think i’ve seen like. three trans* people ever say it in some way, shape, or form and only once was it ever serious. it’s such a fucking straw man argument to say that trans* people hate
ango-aleman: silent hill is a 100% haunted game guys if u die in the game you die in real l i f e fUcK I ALMOST FORGOT:
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol. Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago. Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago. 2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago. There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11. There are girls
iwanttomeetdavidbowie: audio-sexual: foshriizzle: audio-sexual: africanaquarian: saturnineaqua: africanaquarian: eclipsebykimlipmp3: whiteys in the notes big mad they like “but the person in the car could DIE!” and like who the fuck dies
monsieurpaprika: Zombie apocalypses aren’t nearly as fun in real life as they are in video games. this is probably like the farthest ill ever actually go with any of my aus LOL kinda ran out of stamina towads the end there though… if you get the
cause-of-chaos: cuteiemonster: lesbian-tm: beyondbeerus: peggy-against-ddlg: Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome. Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah nope.
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
branstarks: I told you. All the men in my life die.I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
notfromheredude: Never thought this would happen in my town but, in this video Phillip White died in the custody of the police in Vineland New Jersey after police beat him to the ground. The man was unconscious and in handcuffs when police let the K-9
bastille: How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so It’ll only happen the once. Bet
4mysquad: Assault of Fort Bliss Soldier Sgt James Brown inside El Paso County Jail by Riot Police Texas War Veteran Dies In Custody Telling Guards ‘I Can’t Breath’ 20Times‘Brown, 26, was an active-duty soldier at Fort Bliss in Texas who
Male bees die after they bust that nut, so if he cheating he basically saying fuck you ima drop seed in another bitch and die. So don’t wait up lmao
coelasquid: roshi-no-tabi: colonel—dog: reinerashitaka: martinfuckman: in what dimension is die hard a christmas filmjust because it happens at christmas? I actually watch die hard every christmas fuck you It’s the only Christmas movie that
socialjusticekoolaid: revolutionarykoolaid: Cops who shot 12-year-old boy in the stomach watched him lie in agony and gave NO first aid before he died hours later Tamir Rice was shot by rookie officer Timothy Loehmann, 26, after a 911 caller said he
daydream-in-lilac: squided: WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT MEN ALSO ARE GIVEN UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS TO LOOK LIKE THIS??? IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS
myfriendscallmekazzy: reinerashitaka: martinfuckman: in what dimension is die hard a christmas filmjust because it happens at christmas? I actually watch die hard every christmas fuck you I WATCH DIE HARD EVERY CHRISTMAS EXCUSE ME
At my heart i am a stubborn, pain in the ass survivalist. We all are. Adrenaline is a hell of a thing xD I’ll die when I’m dead and fuck you if you try to kill me before that.
marzipanandminutiae:defectivegembrain:words like “sin” and “guilt” need to be banned from food packaging. fuck you putting marshmallows in my hot chocolate is completely morally neutral #oh my god yeah#also the word skinny or
satanfragments: “Sometimes I see the world for how fucked up it really is. I tell myself I’ll be the one to make a change in it. I could die tonight; not make it to the sunrise, then I couldn’t hear the pain in it.” Rest in Peace Mac
steven-universe-official: captain-firebeard: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: Oh my god… I… I just realized how Rose died. I’ve only been in the fandom for a few months now but I just realized how Rose Quartz died. See the show and the fandom always
autieblesam: lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal
Every day I go to work at a job I hate so I can make money to spend on living accommodations that I don’t have yet because I can’t escape this anyway so that when I finally die I can at least do it in my own space #goals
a-daks:“I’m dying Squirtle” and “Pull the trigger Piglet” are two phrases that I will not only use until I die but both evoke an emotion incapable of being translated in any other words.
Above & Beyond “Far From In Love” & “On A Good Day” May 18 @ The ShrineSeriously this was the best. I fucking died when I heard Far From In Love. And the acoustic version of On A Good Day, and everyone knew the words. So
devilbunnii: oh-so-negro: audio-sexual: foshriizzle: audio-sexual: africanaquarian: saturnineaqua: africanaquarian: eclipsebykimlipmp3: whiteys in the notes big mad they like “but the person in the car could DIE!” and like who the fuck dies
squidster: satanfragments: “Sometimes I see the world for how fucked up it really is. I tell myself I’ll be the one to make a change in it. I could die tonight; not make it to the sunrise, then I couldn’t hear the pain in it.” Rest in Peace
WHEN A COCKOROACH CRAWLS OVER YOU IN YOUR BED AND YOU FUCKING FREAK OUT AND THEN WEHN YOU SMUSH IT IN A TISSUE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES AND OPEN IT AND THE MOTHERFUCKER AINT DEAD AND YOU SCREAM BLODDY FUCKING MURDER. yeah, i hate that too.
AY ALL YALL BITCHES as it turns out, I’m actually a pretty fucking fabulous cook. I only cook two things really, but they’re pretty fucking good. My usual is enchiladas, but I learned how to make artichoke heart noodles and dey iz guud
IM FUCKING SCREAMING CINDERRUBY THAT YANG OH MY GOD THAT YANG FELIX ALLIE LOOK AT THIS SHIT IM GONNA DIE THE UNDERCUT THE TATTOO’S MY DREAM GIRL FUCKING DESTROY ME AND USE ME FUCKING KICK ME INTO A WALL LIKE A PIECE OF TRASH YAAAAAAAANNNNGGG Im
maggins: Inspired by equnep’s edits~ (this one in particular)
*whispers while dying* I found this… And I must share before I pass on to worship her royal thighness…
hazurasinner: Welp, buddy you are in luck! I’ve been working on these for a while, because as you all know I’m so flipping weak for families and cute babies! And I’m such a cheap artist I used Stevonnie’s color palette for little Rosie. ‘XDPlease
things that are cried out in overwatch teamchat with a panicked urgency that is nonsense in any other context
![jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec50e6ea7b7d9d0d8b7e267bf5655923/8fcf32089a305435-63/s512x512u_c1/7632c5d5dac8344112002a10e6959f2fe603d10f.png)
