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In a weird mood.
just-grasping-at-straws: love-as-thou-wilt: outrageauxbonnesmoeurs: Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome. Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past. I would like more female characters being this open
blackness-by-your-side: When Sherry Johnson was eleven, she found one day that she’s gonna marry a 20-year-old member of her church who had raped her. She became pregnant and in order to avoid investigation and criminal case, her family and church
A friend bought be one of them anime novel games, it’s a neko something anime game,, like with them catgirls I think… uh… I will stream myself suffering through that at some point. Will make an announcment in a few days of course and stuff.
I’ve been ruminating on exploring Patreon for some time now. I’d have to do some serious research (including what exactly should be in a folio), planning, and calculations… and it wouldn’t be til the New Year at the earliest.
Hey guys! Just giving y'all the heads up that I am in the process of moving. So if updates are REALLY wonky, that’s why. I’m still able to answer mobile asks but a lot of my time is gonna be spent moving a bunch of boxes and furniture. Oh
undertaild: So hey! uh. A few people have been asking me about donating before and if they can help chip in for the creation of Role Play and Undertail/tale things in general. And my response to that was that I would eventually make a patreon since I
I wanted to try and have another update this week but I’ll be in Vegas for a few days
lizardweh: Long story short, my grandmother had a heart attack and was hospitalized. Had a stroke in the hospital. Now can’t speak, eat, walk, talk, or perform any human functions. She’s in critical condition and they’re not sure if she’ll make
I can’t help it. The bulge in a pair of well worn Fruit of the Loom or Hanes briefs turns me on more than even jockstraps. Plus, the cotton holds scentsso well. I’d love to have a pair of well used FTL or Hanes briefs on my face right now.
Someone piss on me. I have this urge to get drenched in hot piss. Then to submit my mouth and throat to his cock. Swallowing it down until I’m gagging. If I’m lucky I’d get fed a fresh load. But only if I’m lucky. Fuck
I have this sudden urge to get pissed on by a beefy hairy daddy in a jockstrap. Where the fuck did that come from?
Offer up my ass to 10 men in one evening. And swallow each of their loads. Stuffed in more ways than one.
Bought a pair of cum-soaked boxer briefs off naughtybids. Bought a new butt plug, one I can and will leave in all day at work. Now I just have to wait for them to arrive! I’m so fucking excited, y'all.
I want to feel your cock harden in my mouth. I want to feel your load shoot down the back of my throat. I want to feel your cock go soft in my mouth. I want to be your cocksucker. Make me your cocksucker, please?
I hate being ignored. I hate being forgotten. I hate being pushed aside when someone prettier or more flirty comes around. Sometimes these things really kick me right in the gut. And it makes this blog just a little less fun to run. That’s all.
If you’ve been a loyal follower of Fuckyeahjockstraps for a while, you know I occasionally have to take a break. Life gets to be too much, and I get too invested in my online life, and I need time to reevaluate. So that’s what I’m
I really need to tongue someones asshole for a few hours. I’m craving it. Anyone in South/Central Florida? :P
Sleeping with my plug in, massaging my prostate while I dream. Mmmm.
It just occurred to me that people have been sending me messages on Tumblr (like anon messages or just regular PMs that get delivered and sit in my inbox) and that’s super sweet and great! But for some reason I get no notifications on this, so the best
Results are in for the Double Blowjob Choose Your Own Adventure:Twilight Sparkle / Shining Armor: 79 score 4 notes = 83Sunburst / Starlight Glimmer: 85 score 5 notes = 90Sunburst / Shining Armor: 88 score 6 notes = 94And the winner:Twilight Sparkle
I seriously love PDA so much. Like yesss, let me suck your dick in public.
Side note: Who the fuck decides to use a leaf blower in their yard at 1:50 in the morning. Wtf neighbor?!?! You nut job. Blehh. I can’t sleep but not because of my nut job neighbor, but bc I’m not sleepy at aaall and I’m horny as hell. Lol I’m
I’m blocking everyone who’s adding pirating suggestions to that last post lol, I’m not judging pirates in general buttttt notttt on my blog and not on my fave, support it with money plz or talk about it on someone else’s blog
pandapster: Wait.. a bad end? Q__Q But there’s going to be a happy end for part 2 right?Please read the intro post: http://reapersun.tumblr.com/post/165515752382/ meechumchum: Where are you posting the nsfw pages?In hell.
steppingoncellphones: I’m turning twenty in five days. This coming Monday.
jovvisz: Sameen Shaw + text posts
so i was playing overwatch earlier and someone pulled the whole “12yr old boy or a girl gamer” thing then someone in the text chat said “slutty woman” and my feelings were a mix of “nice i sound slutty” and dude can u not do this
greatwhiteprivilege: *accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
taejira: I was talking to Ali tonight about why the structure of tumblr leads to a lot of shittiness in ways that other blogging platforms seem not to and I started thinking about reblogged text posts. Ive talked some about how any given text post has
Hello everyone! I’ll be in Toronto this weekend for TCAF! I am visiting, so I won’t have a table, but I will have a panel at The Pilot, Saturday, May 10, 2:45pm-3:45pm about erotica in comics with a bunch of awesome artists! If you’re
nowrunalong: ten and rose + tumblr text posts
rointheta: dw + text posts (3/?)
rointheta: dw + text posts (1/?)
rointheta: dw + text posts (5/?)
texts from the tardis
ginoodle: valid contribution to the age old text post meme
9/10 when there’s a post I keep seeing on my dash that’s kind of in-jokey and has a lot of notes but is absolutely nonsensical to me, I’ll look in the tags and see #homestuck and then I’m like oh ok
We we’re drunk the night priorI woke up with you in my armsI didn’t want to leave that bedI felt at homeMy arms around youYour hands in mindHeads nestled next to one anotherAn eskimo kiss to seal it inGiving it my allNever felt so good
miss-zarves: i was in a public bathroom and looked in the mirror and said “i’m too cute to be so broke” and i thought i was alone but someone in a stall said AMEN
starsecretlove: IT’S BAD WHEN YOU TRY TO BE COOL IN FRONT OF PEOPLE YOU JUST MET AND YOUR BEST FRIEND COMES IN LIKE
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles
kristenmastora7: gallium-knight: Here’s a test: I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other. I’m going to drop one. You chose which. If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be
corenevipera: fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU
Devin you really need to stop going out in the middle of the night with no jacket and a tank top on
HONESTLY: REBLOG THIS IF YOU HAVE EVER SELF HARMED IN ANY WAY, SKIPPED A MEAL ON PURPOSE, BEEN DEPRESSED, FELT ALONE IN A CROWDED ROOM, HATED YOUR BODY, HATED YOURSELF, FELT LIKE YOUR NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR BEEN TOLD YOU WERENT, CRIED YOURSELF TO SLEEP, FELT
coolbloqqer: last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
coochiecouture: 1313997: coochiecouture: theres no reason to be scared of straight boys. whatre they gonna do? spray you to death with axe? drown you in monster? bore you to death from texting?? please This is the most ridiculous post I’ve seen
jaclcfrost: “why are you awake at three in the morning” asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
Shove my face in your sweaty crotch and force me to breathe in your musk.
Take your briefs off after wearing them all day and shove them in my face. Pouch over my nose, you force me to inhale your sweat and piss and precum stains. Rub my nose in your musk and mark me as yours.
Mood: Take Polaroid pictures of your cock sliding in me
gnarly: *starts typing text post* *realizes nobody cares* *stops typing text post*
So this is what happens when it’s five in the morning, I’m sleep deprived, and I decide to text. Yes I know there are little mistakes 😅 but I think I’m hilarious sometimes!
adrenaline: do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they still want you in their life because it always feels like they don’t care about you or that you are bothering them.
babybehemoth: Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
there was this one guy i used to fuck around with, he’s a gemini (u g h). i always wore dresses or skirts when we’d go on dates because he liked to slip his fingers in me while we rode in the back of an uber to wherever we were going. he said he loved
xekstrin: miss-nerdgasmz: Based on this text post OH MY GOD DANI OH MY GOD
in honor of vivid anime. i missed my anime waifus and daughter :’(
