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YOU CHEAT AT MARIO CART: I FUCK YOUR DAD. SORRY DAVE, THATS HOW IT WORKS. I DONT MAKE THE RULES. this is horrible what compelled me to do this
at least until I deal with every single one I took. If we talked about a commission but you haven’t decided on subject yet/wanted to wait feel free to come back cause your slot is still here
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There’s nothing like going on a date to make you doubt all of your looks
nekinktrash: *puts on sales person voice*wet your self? your sheets? buy OMO! for even the toughest stains! OMO. For your omo needs!
*makes a slightly annoyed face and whines* I have to go….“Well maybe you should stop drinking your juice then!”*makes an even more annoyed face and grumpily sips drink*“Lolol you’re in a stubborn MOOD today, huh?”*glares then looks away
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:
showerthoughtsofficial:Your future self is talking shit about you
yamiyuugis: Hey i know tomorrows #mothers day and it can be a shitty day for a lot of ppl so If u have a Bad mom or an absent mom or no mom im your mom now. Its me. I am so proud of you and everything you have done, and ur a good person. im taking you
motiya: honestly? Im sincere and so full of love and no one can ever take that away from me
fuck-me-like-im-yours: This is a friendly reminder that it’s not a requirement for your lingerie to match. If they don’t match, it more like your are a superhero!
avitalsharmouta: IM AVITAL BENSIMON AND IM YOUR FUCKING WHORE EVERYONE’S WHORE AND WHEN I SAY EVERYONE I REALLY MEAN EVERYONE I FUCK WITH EVERYBODYAND EAT ALL THE CUM
Lemme Feel Your Bones Real Quick Bro
sonicthehedgehog: Alone on a Friday? Then be rad and tell us your Sonic name!
if you're awake now, what time is it and how would you describe your current emotions in one word?
isilienelenihin: brinconvenient: mistresskabooms: orriculum: seasons-in-hell: “The secrets do not know you. Prepare: they’ll whisper you your fate.” Just a little bored morbid here. What’s yours? The stars cannot reach you. Repent: They
milajedora: You have that look in your eyes, from the forest.
galacticpasta: im curious so reblog with how y'all greet your pets when they enter the room. for example, i say “hey bud!!” for my cat and “how’s my baby???” for my dog
razorsharpvaginas: IF YOURE EVER SCARED TO TALK TO ME DONT BE BECAUSE ODDS ARE THAT IF YOU MESSAGE ME ILL SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND TAKE 10 MINUTES TO DECIDE THE BEST POSSIBLE THING TO SAY TO YOU BECAUSE YOURE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU
paintedmarionette: bumieburns: melissapaigexx: bumieburns: This is… oddly beautiful. Omg. I love this post so much STAY TIL THE ENDING OMG Imagine your OTP
boofong: im a really bad friend sorry if im your friend
ZAZIE JUST CALLED LAG HIS CUTIE PIE IM GONNA SCREAMMM LITERALLY THOSE WORDS CAME FROM HIS MOUTH
izzicality: izzy has done it again he has unleashed his rage on his fucking mom and his tentomon is at a loss for words “why did you kill your fucking mom izzy” then izzy replied “because im hella
logancreerp: (Smiles) Ha, alright then. Comedy it is. Oh yeah…of couuuuuuurse your kidding…(Chuckles shaking head) Why’d I say anything at all now? What’s your favorite genre? [ Laughs ] You’re gonna regret it too. My nicknames are
florehiem: the next chapter better be Sasuke saying “nah im kidding ofcourse im your papa” while crying then hugging Sarada
timelordy-teganbreann: winstonngraham: darrenchristcriss: tigermisu: in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old i misread this
heartfullofsoul: iM SO GLAD I FOUND A SHINSENGUMI VERSION OF THIS THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL GOODBYYEE
chauvinistsushi: velvetbrown: coolyourjetsbennie: buy these MANLY CANDLES for all your NO HOMO needs What the hell is camouflage supposed to smell like? insecurity
79thwestern: 79thwestern: Who wanna see the video of him fucking my boi pussy at gun point. Im dead to him gave him the booty raw now he dont want me no more. I put a spell on you nigga dont care if you dont want im yours anyway…. Nina Simone IF I
reaq: iguessthatscool:imnotjailbait: Kesha explaining why fans are now calling their faves “mom” lmao im dying if you’re reading this im your mom
Me to myself: don’t forget you left your keys in your work locker. You need them to get into your apt. DO NOT FORGET THEMMe, walking home: FUCK!
tonyabbot: tumblingtubbies: tonyabbot: send your mum my dick pic for mothers day like my mom has always said: “it’s the small things that matter the most.” fuck my life im so mad
boots-n-cats: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: viergacht: karensrnith: “this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours” Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was
joshpeckofficiall: when somebody likes your selfie when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you
krisbuscus: bandsdidyoumeanlife: bandsdidyoumeanlife: If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst
nickelode0n: baby, i don’t care about your stomach or your legs or how big your boobs are i don’t care about you at all leave me alone
sluttyoliveoil: im not your little dad anymore, girl
17yr: woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
frillyknight: when youre staring at a guy and they think youre hating but really youre just gay [full view woah]
burqalicious: if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
venula: things i would like to do: kiss your face kiss not your face see you smile always idk buy you things make you mac and cheese learn all your favourite songs tell you that u r a cutie have a sleepover without sleep u feel me etc
heatmor: hurriking: winandtonic: Zeke doesn’t know what howling is. ITS LIKE ALL THE OTHER DOGS ARE YEELING “ZEKE STOP YOURE EMBARRASSING US” he sounds like fucking tarzan im gonna pee everywhere
punk-rock-castiel: your-grandmah: day 23: they still think im one of them I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters
i-hate-the-beach: mauridianhallow: beatlesboobsandbulges: My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t
jasonttodd: callmekitto: crackiswhacksherlock: moriarty: jashuwa: moriarty: what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt Wait there are toilets like that? what an incredible experience it must be im mildly
jesus-would-follow-me: the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter its the size of your bank account that we really care about
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: boots-n-cats: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: viergacht: karensrnith: “this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours” Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto
tocifer: braginskey: but what if your favorite character found your blog and then confronted you about it “i’m not your husband”
not-your-typical-indian-guy: not-safe-for-earth: relahvant: stability: when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif jesus christ *WHEEZING* I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN
waitinforthebus: give your girl more head. give your girl more orgasms. get your girl off 2k15
insta-gramcracker: re-actr:thecutestofthecute:Girls hit your hallelujah Girls hit your hallelujahGIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH CAUSE CUTE SMALL DOGS GON GIVE IT TO YA puptown funk
staff: Holy cow. You did it. Net neutrality is official. You made your voices heard loud and clear, and your policymakers actually listened to what you had to say. We’re grateful, and we’re thrilled. The internet is officially yours. It’s in
knightsolaireofthesun: poyzn: NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work. IM NOT CRYING. YOURE CRYING
meoshaa0001: weloveshortvideos: when all your friends go out and don’t invite you IM SCREAMING LMAAAAO
sealpress: stardustgalaxy: prettyboyshyflizzy: nightmaresarestilldreams: persephore: “Your job — as students who are receiving an education — is to be aware of your privilege. And use this particular privilege called “education” to do your
labias: neveraway: rawkiss: im calling your parents shut the fuck up LMFAO
tobyamber200869: Oooo yes yes master i want your hot piss im your little slut i want to lick your asshole out two
poz666pig: adept-666fan: SATAN take me, take my body, take my soul - Im your temple Satan in the presence of my Brothers and through their ritual, take my body and soul into your property Take your son
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