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drankinwatahmelin: supersamurai91: bootyhoekage: six9oddess: bootyhoekage: bumbarbie: blackfairypresident: xaji: Why do people give blwojobs while they’re pregnant like your kid is gonna digest that disgusting im just sittin here trying to
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
muffinsandmissiles: IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE THIRD GIF LIKE WTF WHATS WITH THAT WHOLE KUNG FU NONSENSE KID HAHAHAH
yelyahwilliams: superior-homosexual: solluxander: is that the i smell like beef kid I LOOKED IT UP AND IT FRICKING IS IM A GRANDMOTHA
I am spending these days that my kid is away just high as fuck. My anxiety is on ultra high since she has been gone. I have been smoking all day yesterday and today. Its been pretty awesome. Im just relaxed and horny.
dragonlibrarian: poke-problems: oh my god im babysitting and the kids are pokemon battling and the 7 year old girl just yelled “you don’t messpeon with my espeon” and ive been laughing for 10 minutes That little girl for Pokemon League Champion
babykittenn: tate892: joeymueller: Awkward photos from all ages night clubs. This is some real sick shit IM LAUGHING SO HARD, BUT I WILL BEAT MY KIDS IF THAT WAS THEM
burgrs: in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes
nick-avallone: stability: kids are dumb (by Nick Avallone) im glad that my legacy is assaulting children
myrobotlandlord: RUNNING WITH THAT BIG THING LOOKS SO PAINFUL IM SORRY. whoever hurt papyrus is gonna pay. [testing oversized jacket on kid sans… FOR A THING]
marksirena: Comicstrip: Kingdom Hearts Dad ©2013 one day I thought to myself, im a fanboy of kh, but how do those hardcore fans that are super obsess, act if they had a kid.
osohornydaddy: antgarsnyc: Getting fucked by a big dick straight homeless guy. I think he likes it! Im the one that fucks the homeless kid!
cameoamalthea: marksirena: Comicstrip: Kingdom Hearts Dad ©2013 one day I thought to myself, im a fanboy of kh, but how do those hardcore fans that are super obsess, act if they had a kid. I’ve been informed I cannot name my child Axel or Sephiroth
dirkuu: dragonsroar: sly-nig: zigazig-ah: The Teletubbies unmasked EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES im not even fucking kidding i just there were PEOPLE in there
boosexualusagi: me? no i dont like yugioh thats a kids show *trips* *hundreds of pictures of judai yuki fall out of pockets* fuck wait these arent mine *frantically shoving back into pockets* im holding them for a friend *arms full of pictures of judai*
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
yelyahwilliams:superior-homosexual: solluxander: is that the i smell like beef kid I LOOKED IT UP AND IT FRICKING IS IM A GRANDMOTHA
pipermcleanonme: meow-im-actually-a-cat: no, were talking about the kid that ruthlessly betrays tumblr users for a fucking sociology project. we all should have listened to zack
bagmilk: rnisandrists: im so mad. he didnt mess up at all. that stupid bitch he sexted and sent nudes to in confidence messed up. they unverified him are you fucking kidding me
Could be worse
omgyouresopretty: The people that said i was fat, ‘a big girl’ when i was a kid, should see me now haha im huge
frenchtugboat:thegoneseriesblog: Tbh Americans are so funny they’re like “OMYGOD THERE’S A CONCERT NEAR MY HOUSE its like a 3 hours drive!!!!” and Europeans are like “WTF A 3 HOUR DRIVE ARE YOU KIDDING IM NOT GOING TO FRANCE FOR THAT??!!!”
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry I was going to say that parents do this all the time with chicken pox so we shouldn’t be surprised at this level of
thehobbutts: prismfairy: thehobbutts: who do u think would win in a fight 2 the death between ihop and dennys I’d say Denny’sIhop is where kids sometimes have birthday partiesDenny’s is where I’d go to meet a hitman im on board with that
theyikesfiles: meekokyu: these kids are so ahead of their time this looks like a sketch from adult swim that was never quite finished but its so abstract and post modern theres some sort of meaning to this and im dying to figure it out before its too
gaymettaton: im gettin real tired of ‘trans boy’ meaning conventionally attractive white androgynous skinny kid with an undercut so heres a shoutout post to: - chubby trans boys - trans boys that don’t bind for comfort or physical health reasons
sabelmouse: ludicrouscupcake: teabeforewar: gunsandwwands: noyka: whiteybjonez: penis-hunger-games: IM UPSET. SO my blog was flagged NSFW? Are you fucking kidding? Stupid fucking yahoo and their family friendly shit fuck that. I can’t change
alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but
meladoodle: imactuallycam: meladoodle: mrs doubtfire would be a terrible babysitter if one of the kids found a lighter. she’d be all ‘hmmm, that flame seems to be igniting the curtain but i cant be sure’ IT TOOK ME A MINUTE BUT NOW IM DYING
obenibo: bandmembersandcats: dirkuu: dragonsroar: sly-nig: zigazig-ah: The Teletubbies unmasked EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES im not even fucking kidding
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
dianarossweave: gutsanduppercuts: smoothserpent: gutsanduppercuts: Grandmaster Ip Man and his most famous pupil, Bruce Lee. so thats what the man who trained my sister-in-laws dad looked like. [im the luckiest kid to know a person who knows the man
pre-med-timelord: im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better. Ohh the kids of CHOP
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like yo wuddup im not a scene kid
perfectlyimperfect8: roadtrips-withyou: gayantigone: kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth Hahahahahahaha yes So true!!
julieshoutsjustice: jeanmarcoing: did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus IM CRYING hiatus-kid
funkycops: sovietblogger: i-must-be-a-stalker-because-i: earthquakesonmars: realitarian: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States Oh, scene kids. NONE OF THAT WILL BRING DADDY BACK OH MY GOD I’M CHOKING im fucken
jezebelstrike: gunsandwwands: noyka: whiteybjonez: penis-hunger-games: IM UPSET. SO my blog was flagged NSFW? Are you fucking kidding? Stupid fucking yahoo and their family friendly shit fuck that. I can’t change it. I’m not even a porn blog
isakthesnake: gayantigone: kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth
apricalico: ????????????????????????????????’??? hasbro quit stealing my ideas ???????? just kidding im so fuckin blessed they are making my shit canon lol byez for the record i drew that in 2017
yamujiburo:ranseur:Jessie studies hard for her pokemon medical license exams.THIS MADE ME CRY WTF SO CUTE ;0; this is domestic as fuck im losing my mind. Ash helping her study and Mr.Mime reluctantly tucking her in are you kidding me!!! Also I love that
xshiromorix: gryffindormischief: i guess hogwarts kids are super in touch with their emotions because when I try and think of my happiest memory im like “well I had some super good cake that one time” I think this has got to be the real reason it’s
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: revisiting book series from childhood is so weird when you’re significantly older than the protagonist. as an 8 year old kid i was like “wow he’s 13 thats so old and mature” but now im like…..what
furrama:fawkes-rinzler:imlizy:today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guyGenuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid
kyleehenke: kyleehenke: kyleehenke: i just saw a like 12 year old kid wearing a shirt that said “Youtube: Dab Potato” and i found his channel im gonna fricken follow him https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCzk2X6juYMvHGi3AlfmmyrQ GO SUBSCRIBE AND
blease: i started kingdom hearts and im ENRAGED that they would give an island kid such an extra outfit. The REALISM they gave up for fashion.
blease:i started kingdom hearts and im ENRAGED that they would give an island kid such an extra outfit. The REALISM they gave up for fashion.
kingdomsaurushearts: megan-the-nerdy-bard: chachacharlieco: imaginative-reblogs: kingdomsaurushearts: chachacharlieco: I GUESS THATS WHAT IM DRAWIN FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. THANKS @kingdomsaurushearts >v> NO CANNIBALISM, KIDS This is why