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coolscar: pullthepower: coolscar: why does circular pizza come in a square box bcuz ur gay im telling macklemore you said that
I think i will have a clean up on my blog , im finding very few people speak on here they tell you to send msgs but never respond , i thought i may have met some people on here to talk to sometimes dont expect them to meet up for a fuck if that happends
xelamanrique318:im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life
graynard: looking4myson: graynard: why are m and n so similar in sound and shape. theres no other pair of letters like that there’s actually some really cool history behind this, but im not going to tell you 100 percent fine with that
lol Im an avid gamer. I will tell you right now… I have no fucking idea what this Gamergate thing is… but I see it all over Tumblr… judging from the context I assume its some other bullshit whinefest thats popular in america
tumblrs fascination with the 80′s and 90′s befuddles me. as someone who lived through the 90′s im here to tell you it was a shitty time.
deviantwatch: I was in a japanese store buying anime toys and pocky when a weeaboo walked in
babelstrudel: im doing a comic and this is the first panel i have nightmares where people drag their hands all over it and smudge it beyond recognition, it’s horrible i tell you
SO MANY KIDS WERE IN EBOLA THEMED COSTUMES IM SO PISSED
i-am-an-adult-i-swear: mom-dad-im-bipedal: magnetklaue: barbex: amateurlanguager: peteschult: foxy-mulder: bobavader: jonbrnthal: i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born”
deeper-happier:i’ll tell you what, im up way later than i really should be adfghjk
dryadalis: last-snowfall: geardrops: swanjolras: out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory like—
girlalcoholic:bestie im afraid to tell you this
alexaloraetheris:candelantern: aegipan-omnicorn: facebook-reality: tvheadfalls: tvheadfalls: what i wanna know is how captcha technology went from having to type in a barely readable code, to just. clicking a button. how does this tell you im not a
stevonnie: i have no cable and therefore cannot log into the app so if anyone posts the eps online…. please tell me i’m dyingThe CN blog said the eps will be available with no log in so you should be able to watch them even without a cable provider!
at-seapoint: im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND
mrs-tasty: perfectsluttywife: Ass Saturday Submission by mrs-tasty. Im not joking when i tell you i think @mrs-tasty is one of the hottest girls on Tumblr! She’s sexy, pretty and the nicest person ever. ADVICE… Follow her and enjoy! I’m blushing!!
goodboy-official: no offence but if your response to someone telling you they’re trans is “im bi i don’t mind” re-evaluate your fucking views of trans people
gaemkyube: SO APPARENTLY PEOPLE THINK KIM JONGHYUN IS A DOUCHEBAG WELL HE IS AND IM GOING TO TELL YOU WHY he tweets selcas with his mom and says she’s cute and “jjangjjang girl"!! only douchebags take pictures with their moms! only douchebags
amazoogle:new advanced pegrancy test that can tell whether you’re pregnort, pregananant or even gregnant
captainsisko: im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid Gvideo and onemovies
laurdlannister-kingslayer: gregwuzhere: laurdlannister-kingslayer: swolizard: so you telling me in Japan women are the ones to give chocolates to guys they like on valentines day???? and that most of the time its home made??? yall western hoes would
mbaku-babygirl: madamslayyy: kweendestiny: The Blackening Y’all when I tell you this had me HOLLERIN!!! FOR THE CULTURE IM DONE!!! Get out!!!
yer-not-punk-im-telling-everyone: lksrs: SHAVE WITH A VODKA SOAKED RAZOR. PUT VODKA ON YOUR FACE. PUT VODKA IN YOUR HAIR. PUT VODKA ON YOUR FEET. JUST GO INTO WORK REEKING OF FUCKING VODKA. DO IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY. They forgot one: Hate yourself?
notnumbersix: im-tryin-to-tell-you: Because… Dinosaur! notnumbersix I love this guy!
notnumbersix: im-tryin-to-tell-you: strawberrylittleprincess: sosuperawesome: RainbowRollingPins on Etsy @nervous-break-dance 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 @notnumbersix They have a Jurassic Park rolling pin. I want it!!
yourblacksecret: Oh baby! Look at his black hands all over me - my pussy is aching already. I want my hands around his huge black cock - just wait till I tell you how big it is! Im sure I will need two hands to hold on to it. Then, think of me
justatrashcanhere: swapdancepapyrus: thatonegojimun: id tell you what this is but if im honest i have no idea This… has returned .. to my dash…. And i am happy. over a year and this still doesn’t fail to make me laugh
harold-shes-lesbian: harold-shes-lesbian: lesbian speed dating can get wild as a lesbian who is finally getting more out into the dating scene and interacting w/more lesbians im here to tell you this is actually…. so.. accurate…. we really b like
iammyowncure: This years eid is gonna be the best for my family.. like i bought everyone something.. from my parents right down to the new born baby.. haha… and im notneven gonna tell you how much i spent because money is no issue to me because its
waistbandboy: cumbusts: tell me im pretty You’re pretty! 😉
aquabat: teens on here are always making posts like “make out with me in an art gallery/museum/etc” and let me tell you fucking whippersnappers the last thing i wanna see when im in an art gallery/museum/etc is a couple of shittey horny Teen Agers
thatonegojimun: id tell you what this is but if im honest i have no idea
menthuthuyoupi: you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
nicevagina: if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows
idreaminwords: That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise
sign-of-innocence: see-kevin: World History in a nutshell. This is literally the best fucking metaphor for World History and you cannot tell me otherwise.
meladoodle: meladoodle: meladoodle: my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop” i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said
theblogchoseme: hentaii-king: dopeturtlem: this girl injected with the truth serum “do a math equation so you don’t multiply babies” tru. Tell that to these hood girls.
frnkoreo: do you ever break up food into really small pieces and tell yourself that there’s less fat so it’s okay to eat it all
evaot: when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you
screamandshout: when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it
lulz-time: Me when I walk with my mom somewhere are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell somehow I’m both
oopsinternetaddict: chickenyaoi: literallysame: this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older babies are idiots Let’s see you break into the White House
stevenjm: dustinupstate: pemwin: ladybowtheboo: asobita-i: Reblog for the last one it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking
fstw: heyfunniest: When you blink faster than the shutter camera. nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately
reheals: in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18
subliminalmusings: bugsaremytype: when somebody asks you to tell them about yourself i yam who i yam.
korranation: You tell him Zhu Li!
thefantastician: don’t tell me this hasn’t happened to you
amovible: margaerypendragons: I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.
silent-suicides: aquabreeze: laughing-with-the-sun: pvincess: thedarkchocolatedandy: sxeman69: but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you We (men) are not fucking sharks! We are not rabid animals living
timestoodstrong:mymodernmet: Heartwarming before-and-after photos show the difference a day of love makes in the life of a rescued pet. whoever said animals don’t have facial expressions look look at this and tell me you don’t see the joy
kdnguyenn: camilles: cjbasto: mariahhdee: meliabby: mariecf: ohaitomyum: geeeareee: xomonroexo: nieciefuckyofeelings: My mama told me to tell you to MIND YO’ DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN’ BUSINESS BITCH! Ms. Green . LOLOLOLOLOL OMG! IM DYING! LOLOLOL
nare-bear: im the type of nigga that fall in love and learn your language just so i can tell you how i feel in your native tongue 😏😏😏
