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My boyfriend is absolutely amazing. I can’t even believe it sometimes, of just how easy it is to be with him and talk to him. He is an amazing human and only wants to make me happy. I feel like I’ve known him forever and he makes all the shit
lesbotanical: explorersofsky: whenever i see people abbreviate eating disorder as “ed” i think of it like the name ed. so i decided that im gonna find this ed guy and im going to fight him thank you katie… if you see ed… beat him up for me.
MY BF THREATEND TO KILL HIMSELF IM SCARED!!! IF HE DIES SO DO I! I NEVER MENT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!! :“( IM A BAD PERSON WHO DOESN’T DESERVE ANYTHING!
excalibong: vine-whipped: im-alex-s: goldentot: nipuni: goddammittim: Black Desert Online character creation from 2nd Closed Beta. THIS JUST MADE MY ENTIRE MONTH holy shit it’s like photoshopping your own character into a game holy fuck it
Beziehungen funktionieren nicht wie im Fernsehen oder wie im Kino: Kriegen sich die beiden oder nicht? Klappt es und sie sind ein Leben lang glücklich? Schwachsinn. Neun von zehn Beziehungen scheitern, weil die Leute nicht zusammenpassen und die Hälfte
Laune bisschen im Keller. Leben bisschen im Arsch.
Hab mir gedacht, ich schaff das. Doch im nächsten Moment lag ich heulend im Bett.
child-of-clay: im-electric-sympathy: i made sum pancakes oh my god are you shitting me
Und wir inhalieren die gleiche Luft, unser Herzschlag pocht im selben Rhythmus, wir sehen die gleichen Sterne, und blinzeln im selben Moment und dennoch sind wir nicht bereit für einander.
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Du sitzt im Bus, hast deine weißen Kopfhörer im Ohr, hörst dein Lieblingssong, der gerade gut zu deiner Stimmung passt. Der Bus hält. Menschen steigen ein und du schaust auf den Boden. Du willst nicht, dass sich jemand neben dich setzt. Schaust aus
chillaxemurderer: sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
Musik im Ohr, Tränen in den Augen und Erinnerungen im Herzen.
Hast du deine Gedanken im Griff, oder haben deine Gedanken dich im Griff?
plantkitten: i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
patrick-hump: dennys:teenygiraffe: hetastucklovechild: dennys: good luck, crispies OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking
alice-the-koala: souffles-on-skaro: lampsarepeopletoo: lampsarepeopletoo: lampsarepeopletoo: lampsarepeopletoo: im going to go on omegle with a shoe on my head and see how people react this guy isnt taking any of my shit THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER
urbanoutsinners: FUCK YES THIS IS THE SHIT IM LIVING FOR TODAY MARKS AN AMAZING DAY IN HISTORY
gnarly: Are u ever walking behind someone on the street and they keep looking behind at u like ur gonna mug them or something and in ur head ur just thinking “shh shh its ok im not gonna hurt you, im not gonna hurt you.”
fayblesse: unzählige male redete ich meinem körper hass zu jedesmal antwortete er mir mit liebe im kampf gegen ihn übersah ich, dass er im gegenzug nie zurück kämpfte, sondern mit frieden und suchend nach meiner liebe für mich kämpfte kein
starsuggestion: im sorry if im not good enough
jehovahhthickness: imleft-handed: Her: I ain’t heard from you in a minute Me: your communication skills trash On some real shit, sometimes it may not be their communication skills. They probably don’t have shit to say to you or y’all have nothing
One month to the day and I’m picking up the moving truck to go to Ohio I’m beyond excited, totally nervous, anxiety and stress levels through the roof…. but holy shit I cannot wait 🥰😍😍 a new chapter to start with @thingssthatmakemewet
Like. I literally wanna go. I don’t wanna do this anymore. God, it just gets worse and worse. Just when I think the worst is over, this shit comes completely left field.
bamboo-muse: thesedrugsthatkeepmehigh: reblogging this because spencer was the best thing that ever happened to this show He was apparently always doing wacky shit on set when the camera wasn’t on him to make people laugh and mess up their lines
mttyshealy: LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK fuck shit dick no hell sex damn
lameborghini:my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real
people that know me in real life follow me on here, but i’m just going to go ahead and ignore that. i don’t give a shit anymore.so here i am, getting drunk by myself at 3am on a school night because for once, i just don’t want to feel. i don’t
i haven’t drawn anything in photoshop in 3 years and i just opened it and fiddled around in it for shits and im like ‘what the fuck am i doing how does this work what’
i drew 4 upd8 art pieces today holy shit, im like do i keep going or give it a rest and just wait for the next upd8
my mom and i were cleaning out my closest, moving and throwing away old things like shit back from high school and old plushim gonna use the extra space to store my pokemon stuff LOL im gonna set up a nice space to do my LPing when i get to that
HOLY SHIT THAT STAR WARS TRAILER AJKDFJKFADSBADFSGFADH
koreangook: thegirldrakewrotehowboutnowabout:kumagawa:she has been murdered beyond death LMAO they know she’s gonna say stupid shit again and decided to actually take responsibility im shitting myself
Holy fucking shit if you did not post the original image do not leave a little link or some shit to your blog when you reblog it. you'retackyandihateyou
endlessyuji: tithonic: fixitjack: rangekyo: REBLOG THIS POST OR SUFFER MY CURSE This fucker haunted me for years I ain’t risking shit just fucking return the slab eustace you piece of shit This fucking episode WATS YER OFFER
Yo, i swear i have a heart of GOLD, but there’s just something about violence and murder and chaos and dark shit that warms this lovely heart of mine.
They gave me the job 😭😭😭 they fucking gave me a full-time position straight away 👉👈 holy shit what do I do now I’m so happy n greatful 🥰
you better believe im gonna fill ur dash boards with some nasty ass porn before D-day happens but in the mean time I just wanna write some sappy shit on how much this site has changed me and allowed me freedom to grow as a camgirl, a hedonist, and just
chief0keefe: fanboy-trav: mooserattler: championofmediocrities: chief0keefe: chief0keefe: chief0keefe: chief0keefe: IM SCREAMING IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!?? This is
every THING IS NOT OK RIGHT NOW FUCK KILL LA KILL EPISODE 13 FUCKED ME UP SHIT SENKETSU, MY BABY, WHYYYYYY?! I DID NOT WAIT TWO WEEKS TO SEE THIS SHIT
Holy shit I think I killed xlthuathopec
elasticitymudflap: im just… sorry
The fuck person who sent me a picture of ACTUAL cracked knuckles like all bloody and shit It’s a figure of speech it does not give you the right to send shit like that what the fuck you’re really lucky that stuff like that dosen’t trigger me. What
chillegarnet: jen-iii: I CANT FUCKING DO THIS IM GOING TO LEGITIMATELY GOING TO DIE THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL GOODBYE WORLD GOOD FUCKING BYE JEN IS OUT sorry i had to
Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore
Team ‘Give Chloe Price a fucking break holy shit’
cherubgirl: when ruby sleeps she probably kicks the shit out of anyone laying close to her, or rolls all over them. sapphire sleeps like the dead and stays stock still. usually ruby ends up either shoving her off the bed or laying entirely on top of
al-the-stuff-i-like: in-love-with-my-bed: deductiontoseduction: potato-bear: nevver: Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls What the fuck was with Jennifer holy shit im going to take a shot in the dark and say ^that state is Montana
This is my cosplay of Sapphy from Concupiscence. Sorry it took so long! (by @rubyssapphie)OOOHHHH M Y GO D O H MY GO D YOU LOOK SO GOOD HOLY SHIT RHIN @rhinocio LOOK A T THIS!!! LOOK THAT THEM THEY LOOK SO GOOD HOLY FUCK
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN 😃😃💖💖💗💗💖✨✨✨🎂🎂🎂 I can’t draw humans for shit and you make a really cute pony (yes that is an mlp version of Garnet) (by @iamtrashlordfearme)
klefable: joyceanfartboner: profsycamore: Click on it twice. These are your two super powers. everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style” I got
Listen since tumblr is dumb as shit and is doing that purge and it’s uncertain whether any LGBT content will be regarded as ‘NSFW’ (aka my entire blog)My Twitter is @jensthirstAnd my Instagram is @jenv_artsI’ll try to be posting more stuff there
ok homies gonna draw out the last few in my inbox and then im done thanks a bunch for all the asks ;w; ♥♥♥♥
my mOM JUST BOUGHT ME A LITTLE WEBKINZ HEDGEHOG FROM THE STORE she says its to motivate me to do better in school agkjadgdgj but wowowow what a cutie my goodness i haven’t played flippin’ webkinz in years im gonna fuck shit up
nucleareggs replied to your post: nucleareggs replied to your post: I’m super bored,… lolol i spent too much time trying to think of a clever retort but I couldn’t think of any im just gonna go stand in the corner now brb heheheh oh u v/u/v
i made Negitoro on sims!! thought that might interest u ovo im jellin’ omg i cant play new sims my computer is too old (-! oh shIT I UST NOTIced tHEY;RE IN BEd HUAhaH♥)
(( i had a moment of weakness and bought that piece of shit Sims 4 fuckfuck fu ck))
gh0stlyprince: tag yourself as a chicken (im all of them tbh)
