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raichol: i like how they’re called followers it makes me feel like im a cult leader
uranianumbra: steven-stoned: im playing 13 pokemon you taped silver to a psp
literallysnokoplasm: i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead
inmyg4overdac: lefthandedism: crazycato: HOW HIGH DOES THIS BISCUIT LOOK IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FACE IM CRYING WAIT THAT WASNT INTENTIONAL
rnedia: a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance im so glad someone did this group naming thing right
destiel: im convinced theres this massive party in the middle of the bermuda triangle and no one comes back cos its such a blast over there theres no other explanation for it
bigrnac: im not the brightest color in the tool box
nayx: xk187: nayx: you are under arrest for being tall. get down here. what are you doing who said that im down here
vvebkinz: vvebkinz: this is an important question do babies pee in the womb update: they do and im going to adopt
weirdasexualspacequeen: goddessofcoloredpencils: your-glorious-overlesbian: merrymegaudreau: harlequinsymphony: ginsbergg: ginsbergg: victoriel: Test your colour vision IM A FUCKING MOLE i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID Moooole.
undietaker: Were sitting in class when these two kids knock on the window and a kid from our class opens the window and the kids start doing a drug deal and our teacher is just standing there like “DO YOU GUYS THINK IM BLIND”
crunchthedeerstroyer: humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out, Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks
buckysbeauty-capsbooty:niuniente:haikyuuofficial:donkos:gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure,if i don’t reblog this assume im dead THE NEXT 3:30 MINUTES AFTER PRESSING PLAY WILL BE THE BEST 3:30 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY. If anyone asks you what fanfiction
tf2shitfest: offdensen: i’m gonna fucking piss myself I cannot believe this thread is still active holy living shit
redunderwear: turbomun: THERE WAS A GLITCH ON MY PHONE WHEN I SCROLLED DOWN THIS POST AND IM SHITTING rob liefeld’s final form
baeyo-baeyo: Rikki for @marble-soda :) <3 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA CARAJO ASSHHDJAJBSIAVSJAHAA OH GOD IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL AAAAAAA IM NOT WORTHYYYYYYYYYY ;A; thANKS A LOT OMG
blackfemalepresident: holywerd: mauving: Just so you know… Police chief prolly passed a kidney stone after she said that. Mother fucker. “im your state senator”THEY. GASSED. THE. SENATOR.
cumswallowprince: im kinda embarrassed abt this but i already spent so much time on it?? w/e (not a gen.derbend)
shibaface: masasei: unspark: Minao drama CD cover Release date: 26 November IM NOT BREAHTING OKAY FUCK I FORGOT TO TRANSLATE THE SUMMARY IN MY EXCITEMENT. JUST. ENJOY THIS. THIS. FUCK. A year has already passed since Aoba and Mink’s reunion.Aoba,
squickling: this dialogue is terrible im sry commission for @bellyrubbing
jiminbunny-archive-blog: your friend was just sent flying u could at least try to look concerned u little shit
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
lesbianreginageorge: joyceanfartboner: profsycamore: Click on it twice. These are your two super powers. everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”
Also, Spalding being able to remain the single most disturbing thing on the entire show even after all the shit that went down the whole season. I don’t know if I should be proud that he was the only one who was able to maintain his position on
teamrocketing:i’m so fucking done with winter and coldness *kicks at tree* grow some fucking leaves you piece of shit *throws pebble at the sun* shine harder you fake hoe
easilyenchanted: awez-im-gohst: billbuttlicker-: i’m a film student It’s 4am and I can’t stop laughing at this I shouldn’t have watched this as many times as I did
okay seeing minors posting shit about kink or in anyway involved with kink makes my skin crawl… if you’re under 18 unfollow me asap.
dominant-dominion:shit talking brat 🤝 “wanna say that again" dom
ndadark: Im Da PaPPy….
spazzifyouwantto: eyefivestyle: this is the only gif that matters 3 ninjas on vhs .. i know how im spending my friday night
suzy-carmichael: like who even cares about proper spelling or punctuation on tumblr? im not being graded on here so what are you saying really? is that supposed to strengthen your argument? congratulations on not knowing what to say so you pointed
brandx: ianthe: im flatlining bye o my stars n garters think i may have to reactivate my twitter
ooo-im-n-treble-g: This post completely describes the entire life of an African-American male. Or our people in general like DAMN can we live…
shabbalabadicklong: if someone put a cool mil on zimmerman’s head niggas would be out here like Marsellus Wallace im prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Zimmerman goes to Indochina, I want a nigga waiting in a bowl of rice ready
zuky: intheseskreetz: Not only did this nigga end up in the wrong place he did it im a tiny swagless ship. I’m done. This kind of makes it sound like Zheng He only had one ship, or maybe some tawdry three-boat dealio like Columbus. Nah, admiral Zheng
thebeastinbelle: they pretty im sorry
poeticrican: dynastylnoire: dear-white-people: YOU DEMANDED IT! Check out the full-length official trailer for Dear White People before it hits theaters this weekend. #HITSHARE #TURNUP #BELIEVETHEHYPE ::SCREAMING::: Im soo ready for this!!
teeoht: Leo Muhammad: White Supremacy… “im talking about the insecurity..we’re not allowed to play golf…why are we not allowed to play golf? because we are inferior WE CAN’T PLAY THE GAME….but let one black man into golf…then all of
sniickersnee: Im gonna reblog this every time I see it on my dash.
jamaicanamazon: gang0fwolves: madeupmonkeyshit:NOW THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOD BLESSS BIG TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!i hope titty twerking is the new thing in 2k15 If it is, I’m definitely participating.
mypatronusisyou: dontbedeaded: penaltybox: IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH
scarrlettjohanson: kanyewestistheloveofmylife: highlyglamorous:Like, I love you Kanye. But no. Just stop. Beck is legendary. This is actually so weak im shocked that some of you can stand these lies… 1. Kanye West has released seven studio albums,
milliondollarnigga: incognegroo:Ya mans is too futuristic with these braids im lowkey upset
limbocide:akemiyano: i just referred to america as “the land of freedom and eagles” pls tell me im rite There’s barely any eagles and Freedom comes with an asterisk next to it.
ayoaprell: siremamai:lipsandcurlss: whiteguiltconfessionals: blackfemalejesus: sarahnicolefrancois:howtobeafuckinglady:babypinkacrylicnails:goooo OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF im screaming this is too real MY MOTHER FUCKING NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!! My nigga my nigga
kngshxt: shout out to the shawties that will still buss it wide even if they ain’t shave cause she know im grown #longhairdontcare
prettyboyshyflizzy: geyatahi: prettyboyshyflizzy: freekahzoid: mindurbusiness1: charlesfiasco:brownglucose: bryantsupreme: donnie-g247: JUST WATCH. im sooooo weak…my mans was over it before they even placed their order… Krispy Kreme wouldn’t
presidentgay: saying “im voting for Hillary” does not mean “i condone everything she’s done” it really means that not voting for her would basically be supporting her opponents WHO ARE 5 BILLION TIMES WORSE If you choose not to vote in the
quickweaves: they severed his spine and im supposed to care about a cvs
angryblackman: sofla4lyf: angryblackman: sofla4lyf: angryblackman:vivianstormborn: IM.JUST.SAYING What are you saying though?I tried to avoid this for as long as I could, but seeing your disgusting response on that ‘Black Lives Matter’ post
lyricalpavlee: poetiic-motion: twerkteamofficial: merakisoule: kaylahraquel: Why do they want him? Because he is “too smart” wow wtf THERE IS A HIT LIST IM THE PUBLIC’S EYE YET NO POLICE RAID?! NO MEDDIA COVERAGE?! NO OUTCRY OF JUSTICE?!
laurenlafemme: darvinasafo: Patrice Banks is Black Empowerment Im going We need more of you, I’m tired of these wild ass white boys I work with. I’d love to be working with women who can change a traction motor and read a misogynist to
prettyboyshyflizzy: Im furious
reginaxrose: ctron164: cleophatrajones: memphisinmyblood: theloneookami: bruceandmary: The fact that people are supporting this monster disgusts me. Im so fucking done with white people WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No words… The bastard has = Rhodesia
plushdarkgoddess: The problem Im finding with a lot of men is that everyone thinks that they can fuck and its just simply not the case. Them tired ass upper body strokes you been doing since high school is not gonna make her cum, if you even care about
lucidnee: prettyboyshyflizzy: shawtyirock: lilbcup: solarsensei: megatoxin: 30clip: theblkguru: 30clip: malikshakur: 30clip: solarsensei: haemus: im the wife this is sick, and the only thing sicker is ppl in the notes talking about “this
5t4rch1ld: doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: im in starbucks……….sitting next to this high school couple……..and i think they’re breaking up……..i have
blackporndaily: eyeamindiibleu: simplyyfuckingblazinn: badgyal-k: weareurbanculture: Who Doesn’t Look Good With Colored Hair?????? Here We Go Again Putting Down The Dark Skinned Girl. We Gotta Do Better. Im done uplifting men who hate us. A black
