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mimibongz: gnarwhal-: itsssrachelxo: beyondcallous: STARTING TOMORRW **** im not even kidding i kinda want to do this im gonna do it STARTING TOMORROW OMFG;LAKJF;SLF
derpygrooves: UH BRAEBURNED WHY HAVE WE NOT SEEN ART OF THIS GUY YET YOU SHITTER btw im just kidding i felt like so bad omfg im so sorry braeburned the art is amazing please know i was just makin a dumb joke cuz thats what i do but like your art is your
smolboylevi: What i say: im a big kid! What i mean: tell me im not a big kid tell me im to little do stuff on my own baby me pls
shiny-seoul: this is not allowed to be on my dash get this sexyness off my dash NOW HOLY RUFKING KIDDING ME SIMON,. R U KIDDING ME. (Im not surprised i chose u as my dalmatian bias but like FUCK)
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
00-13: lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better. It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually
kaialone: im crying look at this fucking digimonits name is gundramon i am not kidding this is a real digimon looks like a digimon i made as a kid X3
trxyenutella: kidslutti-: mrslean: lstname1st: ohbaeme: Watching this makes me happy I did not see that coming yoooo This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao tag urself im the kid that starts dancing in the end
odlaws: no im not making a one sided romance with dracula and an early 1960’s surfer kid no i didnt just draw the kid describing the sunset to him..
kidouyuuto: also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what
faggghaggg: Note that a man who claims not to know the significance of the eggplant emoji is quite familiar with the concept of sexting. 😎
luckyjak: me, occasionally, because I’m 30 and biological clocks are very real: strange. I feel like I would like to acquire a baby. me, after spending any amount of time near children: puppy. I’d like to acquire a baby puppy.
axenight: snarkiwi: New tag game Type in “I want” to reveal your greatest desire
robertdowwneyjr: robertdowwneyjr: robertdowwneyjr: i framed a picture of rdj in my house, you think im kidding but im not i moved it to my living room next to my tv guys i moved him to the kitchen
holmstuck: one time in 6th grade these kids found out that im not religious somehow and they cornered me at lunch and told me that i was going to hell so i stood completely still and rolled my eyes back into my head and said “im already there” and
izzetheking: izzetheking: my fave movie is spy kids and my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash and im ike Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid
cum-guzzling-nut-qeen: Thats right bitch now im in control. How do you like me now mrs.moffit? Looks like im not a six grade kid you can pick on anymore. You taught us about no hitting or kicking but what about smashing? You know, like what im about
imagine-assassins: Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did i’m just going to reblog this over and over again
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over
thisiselliz: kids: Daddy future me: dont call me that kids: why not dad? future me: tumblr fucked that up for y’all
alienhead-shit-kid: officialburger: im not like other teenagers, im 51
alunaes: mobbinonthalow:white kids are literally Satan. This little boys caption read “kids being racist to me and calling me an afghani terrorist please dont act like this towards people like me if u dont know im not muslim im sikh” Bless his adorable
heartless: im not even kidding when i say im the jealous type dont ever talk about the person i like because they are mine and i will rip your soul out
xxatu: peeriet: xxatu: one time in 6th grade these kids found out that im not religious somehow and they cornered me at lunch and told me that i was going to hell so i stood completely still and rolled my eyes back into my head and said “im already
7hrone: justasillyfilly: wibblywobblystarkywarky: somehow im not fully convinced this show is aimed towards kids u thought this was for kids
alrightevans:alrightevans:imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
alrightevans: imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which one? which
im-not-a-climbing-frame: fight-0ff-yourdem0ns: The kids face behind her is my reaction Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.
More concept art for my film! now including the little kid the before and after process of my backgrounds and the second part concept background art! The second part is supposed to look a bit messier and bold because it’s basically the kids imagination
oh, in case any of you were wondering about my essay (probably not), when i went to class today the other students managed to convince the teacher to extend the deadline. now its due friday.:’)
Must not be that good if the beard don’t connect…..
