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“OHHHH SHIT! IM CUMMING! IM CUMMING MOM!!!†“baby it’s okay! You can let it all out inside me! You don’t have to worry anymore! Mommy is all yours sweetie!!†After overhearing me and my sis through the phone, he couldn’t believe on what
squeakykins: iggyroselia: allbecauseoftheboys: Dear Mom and Dad, This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will
#im_so_disrespectful#oh_well#fuck_who_dont_like_it# on_the_cool_your_mom_loves_me☕
the-absolute-best-posts: ludwiglovesthebottom so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .
Im gonna try and convince my mom to let me skip school because its 5am and im still not done with my history presentation due today /uglysobbing
languidity:thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12
That dumb moment when you hear your mom announce that she made fresh sweet te and cookies, so you pause your movie excited and jumped up running downstairs.. only to realize your drunker then you thought and trip standing up and fall back down..I’m
wildrhov: mymodernmet: Creative Mom Dresses Up in Amazing Cosplay to Represent Older Women Characters I wanna grow up to be this mom.
neronovasart: Window PeepersRequest or /aco/ and i could not pass a chance to draw Dexter’s mom.Looks like we all gt a nice view*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*–*-*-*-*-*-*Im doing a second Iron Artist SetMore
lez-bruh: abilliondollarsonaelevator: weloveshortvideos: Their mom came in IM SCREMAING OH MY GOD
theghostielord:shsl-chef: when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
izzicality: izzy has done it again he has unleashed his rage on his fucking mom and his tentomon is at a loss for words “why did you kill your fucking mom izzy” then izzy replied “because im hella
welcome-to-on-crack-exo-zoo: have u ever wonder what EXO’s family members think about their hair? EXO’s mom : yes the blond one is my son wait what i mean the brown one oh no the red one oops he’s the rainbow one EXO’s dad: my son is the one
When my mom keeps calling me and im out ..
Im Gay and I dont have a driving license
When the mom friend asks if you've eaten dinner but you haven't consumed anything but cucumbers and freezies the last 3 days
cookienun: lindsaylohansmugshot: my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face I love how her moms contact name is ‘El diablo’
babebraham: babebraham: i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed will u ever be proud of me mom
yup-that-exists: World’s Okayest Mom Mug Do you have a mom that’s just okay? Let her know how much you think she’s okay with the World’s Okayest Mom Mug. BUY IT HERE
barebackinq: Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick… Mom:
Moms Can Be Super Hot Okay
literaturewank: “Your mom is gaaay!” “Which one?” “…” [stunned silence] Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.
music5eva: Me: Mom there’s this concert- Mom: No. Me:
mikulove: koteizu: when u mom come home and make hte ramen. his mom is dead
tupacabra: mom: *knocks on door* me: just a second don’t come i— mom:
sarahkeilman94: my mom just said to me “if justin bieber doesn’t get his act together he’s gonna ruin the whole bands career not just his” my mom thinks justin bieber is part of one direction
dacelio: “Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school” [Mom Leaves]
hopeslostpages: eridians: mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom stop. I want to play with my friends Lenny I’ve told you a hundred times that tommy benson is just bad news. We’re going home.
wardenbattletits: katblaque: king-emare: betterthankanyebitch: So today at IHOP a white lady stepped in and insulted my mother for speaking Spanish. She told my mom to learn English Or get out of America.my mom does speak English with an accent
“She was born a girl and wants to be a boy”“She’s so muscular for a girl!”“That’s not fair to all the other wrestlers”“I bet her mom like ‘my daughter got fucked up’!”Kill meFucking kill meHEHE IS OBVIOUSLY A TRANS MANTHIS IS WHY
rlaph: My mom wants me to start drama
striders: every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
I super need to move out of my house, coming back instantly hit me with stress and anxiety. it’s sooo messy and cluttered here because my mom hoards everything and I can’t sleep. really thinking about working two jobs and doing more camming
so I had a really bad day and I just asked my mom if I can fill out the census to cheer me up (she said yes)
my mom is watching a kimchi tutorial video and the lady ate some raw squid and my mom just yelled “Oh no! Squidward!!”
im kinda laughing at these coincidences today when i was having lunch with mom i said to her “I want to watch Lilo & Stitch…” and then when we got home we were watching tv and then we saw it was playing in 40 mins dsghafs so then
im literally asking my mom if i should do that project or not
mom is cleaning my room and im like //WATCHES HER cause she is getting super close to where i hid her birthday present
I’m laughing so hard dsgha okay last night they added Asami as Korra’s gf ((big win for us)) on the Wiki but then i go on the Wiki today to show my mom and THEY TOOK MAKO OFF AS AN EX AHAHAHA like who cares he’s old news, Asami as
i literally have like no furniture space left to put anything on, i end up having to put things on the floor cause im just ????
derailment but, my mom left for bed a little bit ago but before she went she said “Please don’t stay up til 3am watching Korra” im just sobbing laughing sdghas im sorry i can’t promise that
my mom is on the phone with her friend trying to explain to her how to set a profile photo on her whatsapp and its been 45 minutes and im dying
capitalwastelandanchor: amyflame: im—going-cakeless: oh no access to the protection of bronies oh fuck no ((Mom’s against wealthy foreigners.)) ((not sure if want))
Mom Squad
gems-n-kyojin:airbenderedacted: 6 minutes. 6 whole minutes of Mom Squad. Amazing. This this omg is pearlfection (nailed it)
Im sorry people thinking that my family of love blog is quality and that I have everything planned to a T but like I came up with that Sardonyx thing like RIGHT as I was typeing out the answer omfg
vegan-pearl: im not like other moms…………….im two moms………………… (commission info)
rupphiiire: “mom squad” it was made for her~~
sweetncthings: hexygen: which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt im an orange juice grandma
angel-baez:MOM HOLY F U C J
alizabug: A while ago i read this theory that mom lalonde wrote wizardy herbert and posted it online, and rose read it and was a huge huge fan but she didn’t know her mom wrote it, and tHAT’S ADORABLE
a bloodbathhhh Yea ok so they ended up being undercooked and my sister had a small mental breakdown and now her and my mom went to get more mix and I have to clean up ))):
mustangst: minahokazuto: mistynia: gnarlyninja: Eren’s mom in snk had the same hair style as the mom in fma she was doomed from the start Dead mother trending bye are you fuckin kidding me
vrisass: so i wanted to draw a lil luka goin to daycare cause meiko is a lame mom but then lil luka was left speechless by a kawaii girl
garbagebird: babies and their moms. more to come.
mom bought a box of cheerios ;_;i havent had cheerios in so long…;_; ♥
blakebellatuna: “Blake?” “Hi, mom.” “My baby girl…”
SO, while mom and big sis rocked the bun look, i think im gonna steer away from that for weiss. the side ponytail look will stay, but will be presented in a more “adult” way. it will keep weiss unique, and shes always been the rebellious child anyways
darkgreyclouds:one minute ago you were so young but now you’re all grown up, performing with mom
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