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im really trying to arrange my “main” pokemon team in a way where i can like, have most of my favorites, its so hard i also think im gonna gonna have both litten and popplio on my team and ofc im bringing an eevee along so that only leaves me with
im just used to drawing mice n rabbs is all. but there’s all sorts of animals in the world yolike this bird galtell me what other animals you’d want to see from the world gran bun n bee live in
im a big fan of evolutionary biology and phylogenetics, i would liked to become a biology teacher if i was not expelled form high school because of having long hair.here is more! see? this species of bird, are born with their claws still on their wings,
Ok so I have to teach a moral to like 2nd graders and i got “dont judge others by their appearance” so I decided that the story would be that there was a pigeon and a peacock and they were having like a “which bird is cooler”
bagginshield: sleep tight is such a cute thing to say to someone. like ok maybe i will. maybe ill be a sweet little roly poly all tucked into my softest blanket. im a little baby bird with my beak under my wing im the coziest boy there ever was. what
henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
sansaofhousestark: doctorkpepper: henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and
stereofeathers:stereofeathers:stereofeathers:stereofeathers:FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY
gallusrostromegalus: chickenkeeping: chickenkeeping: why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole im going to swallow these like a snake I was seized with a primal need to know what this bird looks like and I’m not sure what I was
mattistumbly: gallusrostromegalus: chickenkeeping: chickenkeeping: why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole im going to swallow these like a snake I was seized with a primal need to know what this bird looks like and I’m not
phobias: when you throw bread out for birds and they don’t eat it like fuck you im doing this for you
jessalrynn:powerburial:“guys” is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like “what are those guys up to”. a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.This word
powerburial:“guys” is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like “what are those guys up to”. a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.
ladycaracas: I love how in gen 3 all the gym leaders are like ‘hey theire frendo! gimme your best shot and lets have fun!’ and in gen 2 literally the first gym leader is like ‘fuck people who hate birds im gonna beat your ass with birds’
stereofeathers: stereofeathers: stereofeathers: FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A
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monsieurpaprika: メリークリスマスdenizee！im your secret santa. i heard you like minkou so lucky you, you get all the warm fluff this season- birds and all!!!
bird-bat: nowyalost: justonenightalone: Squad Gang like im still not over this like a million dollars was alot then and its still alot now how even!!! like everything then was so cheap so like a million dollars could by everything
I brushed my dogs outside and left the fur there and this little guy took some and looks like the lorax im dying 😂😂😂😂
shutupaubrey: I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds
flyingcuttlefish: xtattooedheart: birdologist: I can’t even hear what this dude’s saying but look at how ineffectually angry this bird is. I’ve had days where I’ve wanted ti shriek like this at people too.As a side note, I love that barn owls
nataliesama:bagmilk:karkatstuck: tangarang: fullmetalbukkake: lafix: A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur NOPE what the fuck is that that looks like a god damn nightmare
his-baby-bunny: aconfusedbird: [audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] I CAN’T HANDLE THE FUCKING VIDEO OMG
cute-bird-dad: kids are out here like “i wish i was alive during beatlemania” and im like….. beyonce is right here, right now, what is wrong with you. get right with jesus
annaszczekutowicz: im not sure if i posted this on tumblr or not but its from poland The flare! It’s like a jewel-coloured bird.
henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and stuff fly into your room what the heck
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stereofeathers:FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCKTHIS IS ADORABLE AND ONLY KIND OF A PROBLEM
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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: aconfusedbird: [audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] this birb is me whenever im uncomfortable
phobias: when you throw bread out for birds and they don’t eat it like fuck you im doing this for you fuckers
everyonelovesrobots: thealebat: omg i’ve never heard a bird ask another bird for a kiss but now i have i can die peacefully now the other one looks like it’s on coke or something
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