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thanks u guys. theyre on “vacation” now, littering social media with their selfies, gloating at the other cast members, and using lame hashtags like #nanamikEXIT and #nanaBEACH. ur continuous appreciation keeps them from realizing that they are unemployed
#im_so_disrespectful#oh_well#fuck_who_dont_like_it# on_the_cool_your_mom_loves_me☕
#im_a_asshole_by_choice#fuck_who_dont_like_it
im really trying to arrange my “main” pokemon team in a way where i can like, have most of my favorites, its so hard i also think im gonna gonna have both litten and popplio on my team and ofc im bringing an eevee along so that only leaves me with
im not sure what u mean by `anime-ish` but i did clean the line and curve the face a bit. n i like this way better i guess
Some times i like to doodle karezi ‘first kiss’ moments but i never post them but this one i kind of liked so im posting it. FULL SIZE
underwatersins: shoulda used a better filter my man SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT IS LIKE A YEAR OLD AND IT BURNS TO LOOKi need to redraw this,,,,,
My body: pls no gluten I don’t like Me: but r u sure ?? *eats all the gluten*My body: *feels like death* seriously stop with the glutenMe: but r u SuuUReeEe??? *eats all the gluten again*
im watching old b1a4 videos and i want to cry lmao
ohgodwhatam-i-doing: I like how tumblr recommends normal/non-fetish blogs for me to follow as if I don’t just post piss all day. Ok but mood
Anyone, that post their omo content, ever be scrolling in your dash and then quickly stop and scroll back up thinking you see yourself in a video/gif/pic but something’s off then your like “oh fuck, not again” as you realize it’s that one omo
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is
buuckybaarnes: i am so small and bitter im like a human espresso
Like, if i were in porn, id be so radical. My name would be Frankenstein, and id have fake bolts coming out of the side of my neck, and id be so rad.
lindsaylohoean:i hate finding a cut or bruise on my body and im like wtf? shouldn’t i of felt that? was I there when it happened?
im miffy
im not even tired look guys I have so much energy
arcticmonkies: idk my sense of humor is really obnoxious and when im not being obnoxious im being really boring and quiet so i guess i can understand why no one likes me
witchgays:u can be nb and still call yourself boyfriend/girlfriend or still like being called boy/girl/any gendered term because guess what???? gender is fake and so is language and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth
couriersicks: couriersicks: new tag meme: type “im the” and tag this with the first thing that comes up like half the tags on this are “im the worst”…. guys……
Im being super intense
I FINALLY FIXED THE LINE HEIGHT IN MY THEME HTML OMG IT ONLY TOOK ME LIKE 3 YEARS
Im alone It’s my own doing
Ive never been this terrified of someone like this….
@ people with minimalist bedrooms w/ like one string of xmas lights and a plant
5sosmikey: sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????
fairyneko: sheelovesher: First of all, you not about to be on here looking like an amazing piece of fruit I promise I’m a lumpy potato in person She a sweet potato, I swear.But also like a peach? So like a sweet poteach?
why are people still reblogging that text post about me being v kinky and being like ‘ya ok cummbunny’ like yES?? MY NAME IS CUMMBUNNY AND IM KINKY WHAT DID YOU THINK
last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would
im such a good girlfriend and little doll
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
im v sad and I just want to cry and im not like devastated or something happened im just sad because my body says ‘you deserve to be punished bc in a few days its official that you didnt get pregnant and we hate you for it’ so im off to cry and maybe
there is nothing more embarrassing than texting darfin how angry I am and how im having a terrible night then the next morning he replies and asks whats wrong and I have to reply ‘I lost my game of overwatch’
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im sorry but i have to say it it really bothers me when people reblog my art with their own art in the reblog comments, like a lot, and i really try not to let silly things bother me but, i feel like when i draw something it’s my own special thing
i really want to make a fic out of my headcanons but im like, DO I HAVE THE SKILLS
UM SO //shuffles feet even though im still a bit groggy from lack of sleep i’ll be trying to work on a small commission, just need to finish this one thing before im free to myself so i was wondering if you guys would like to see me livestream it
im like so surprised people liked that karma and mimi doodle i posted last night and were calling it cute and yelling and im just R-REALLY???
i have this problem where i think too much on deciding what picture to start on like i rarely get art blocks i just have a lot of ideas, but instead of picking one and doing one by one i go “should i do this one today?” or “i already
I know some people are actually put off cause I’m talking about TLOK so much now, I do lose some followers whenever i talk about it and its like, I’m sorry ((but not really)) for not talking about Homestuck 24/7 I definitely have not lost
im so exhausted, its a shame my body is so weak that just a trip to the grocery store makes me feel like im made out of jelly ;u;
is it bad that i get annoyed whenever i see that snapchat of “pokemon condoms” ? And everyone is like I NEED THESE CONDOMS, FUCK ME WITH THESE, etccause they’re not condoms, it was just a joke that a japanese person played on their friend and it
im also already really excited about the next charms im gonna make, which will be like 10-12 different characters, so more choices and more stock !!but that won’t be til like, a few months from now, but im planning early hahai should also do a sylveon
im like rly mad right now but im currently drawing a super cute pearl so its like im the this is fine dog except with a frowny face and a smile
im sorry but im like really ID’ing with Sombra right now, like the moment she came on screen i felt my heart leap out of my chest she’s a hispanic woman only a few years older than me and she’s so fun and goddd this is all i ever wanted i love
ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean: im so incredibly horny when im drunk I will climb you like a flagpole
shamelesslymkp:sar-per:How do I explain to people the pure hilarity that is “no beta we die like [fandom refrence]” and the pure joy I get out of it
I actually liked the plot to Strikers (Im a bit bias cuz I love Subaru and Subaru and Teana are whiterose 2.0 srsly) maybe cus like Ruby, I am such a weapons dork and do you realize how awesome Subaru weapon was? AND SHE FOUGHT ON ROLLAR BLADES THAT SHIT
Im happy over the fact that a lot of you liked how I draw scars on the RWBY girls. I do it because they’re fighting giant monsters and training since an early age to do so and like??? How could they NOT get scars. Like, I know with aura it could
Thought this might make you giggle and cheer you up from those passive-aggressive comments on your art. :)
khozen: I really liked how steven looked in a panel of this comic i did so!! gems playing instruments!! ♪ ♫ fullview please!(i’m going to turn these into mini prints/postcards you could buy on the internet?? stay tuned for that!)
Im such an aggressive player on overwatch like omfg ESPECIALLY if im junkrat or reinhardt like if an enemy reinhardt tries to pin me and im also playing reinhardt im like ‘OH YOU WANNA FUCKING GO??’ and charge back at them like a dumbass and start
like mother like daughter aaaaaaaamiright
xlthuathopec: v4xlukamegurine: so im like really sickso i drew weiss comforting a sick blake chRIST THIS IS SO PRETTY AND CUTE AHHHHHH HH H H
im gonnaim gonna draw kjelle and lucina sparring, or posed like they’re about toand sev is gonna watch like * - * fuck
au where everything is the same except yang+blake wear the combat skirts and weiss+ruby wear combat shorts
o shit im reading their eli/umi doujins right now actually,, y’all caught me /)//v//(\
i cant believe im experiencing the situation of “doing almost all the work on a partner project bc partner doesnt know what the sweet hell they are trying to do”
sometimes with how much i kind of dread bees becoming canon i think of what possible alternate i could handle, and since i love sun a lot i think maybe i could get behind bs. but then i actually see bs art and im like haha oh nevermind
I love giving guys head cause I swear every time I deep throat and go suck his buts and lick right on there gouch they go crazy twitching and spreading their legs like girls