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greathaircut: love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
ninfia: Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
holmstuck: one time in 6th grade these kids found out that im not religious somehow and they cornered me at lunch and told me that i was going to hell so i stood completely still and rolled my eyes back into my head and said “im already there” and
pakeeztani: pakeeztani: ok yo this white kid was like “im desi” and i had to reassure this porcelain toilet that he is white oh man homie didnt know im fluent urdu Did you cuss him out?
springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong” oh my
heartless: im not even kidding when i say im the jealous type dont ever talk about the person i like because they are mine and i will rip your soul out
leah617: technicallyatomiclight: ancanope: marble-falls:adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever takenit’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi have you fucking seen this oh for fuck sake im out I watched the
theyellovvbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
sunny-dayes: A glimpse into Sam’s locker. Omg im not even kidding im screaming rn. Help. maroonruckus
fahrlight:felthier:springrivers:jesus-in-a-threesome:kaonashizen:bleu:look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.Im in love with Chris Pratt“just kidding, I’m so strong”oh
therapydinosaur:perks of being the “shy” kid in class: you hear some REALLY good gossip. and i think the reason for that is because since youre so quiet and all that people will think you are innocent and not listening. oh but im listening. im listening
ninfia: Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you. This is Sooo us :p
relaxyourth0rax: if i have kids im going to wait until they’re 13 and on their birthday they’re going to randomly wake up with the tumblr sign up page opened and im not gonna tell them it was me and when they start using tumblr speak two weeks later
slaylorswifts: one direction is always gonna matter to me like my kids are gonna be like “mom please come to my basketball game im voted mvp and its my last game ever because i have to get surgery on my knee” and im gonna be like “no can do ziam-larry
patdatcat: ninfia: Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you. I’m a children
sootpaws: kids having birthday parties and no one showing up is the worst thing im in math class and im gonna cry thinkin about this I invited over 100 of my family and friends to my 18th, literally like 8 people were there. Never had a party since.
theyellowbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong”
cool. phone got cut off and im getting blamed for everything and im just some shitty kid. just going to bed.
jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong”
drfurter:theb3ckm4nator:drfurter:im the bestPlease tell me you’re actually related to Tim Curry. right now it looks like im his granddaughter even though he doesnt have any kids
technicallyatomiclight: ancanope: marble-falls:adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever takenit’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi have you fucking seen this oh for fuck sake im out
sft425: greathaircut: love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole @anaisalicious
stickynutjuice: you kids right now: *at school* me: but without the girl tho what im trying to say is that im sleep
and im sorry if you don’t know me by now im like 9 years old and i like to watch little kid cartoons every night, its like routine LOL
burgrs: if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like
lovemysis-88: im totally not kidding brother, your cock is so big that it cant fit in those pants.. take them off, im sure it can fit inside me
jaxblade: HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY!!?!?!??!? Ninja Turtles 2 YOU HAVE SOLD ME!!! I have waited for years to see these 2 on the big screen and thought they would be in Secret of the OOZE back when I was kid but Nowadays. Im hyped. IM MORE
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sootpaws: kids having birthday parties and no one showing up is the worst thing im in math class and im gonna cry thinkin about this
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