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springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong” oh my
springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong”
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jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong”
mimibongz: gnarwhal-: itsssrachelxo: beyondcallous: STARTING TOMORRW **** im not even kidding i kinda want to do this im gonna do it STARTING TOMORROW OMFG;LAKJF;SLF
biggtoppdadd: daddysboiwhore: “im gonna blow, little boi” “dont pull out” “huh?” “dont pull out” “r u sure, kid? u dont even know me” “ya just blow” “ok boi. im gonna blow” “daddy” “oh shit did u just call me
The towel picThanks for the submission, thats a great VPL
So basically Onee-sama told me we are disbanded when I told her that this beautifully wonderful doujin is what we’re working on next. Also I can’t stop playing the love live! game. WHELP.
derpygrooves: UH BRAEBURNED WHY HAVE WE NOT SEEN ART OF THIS GUY YET YOU SHITTER btw im just kidding i felt like so bad omfg im so sorry braeburned the art is amazing please know i was just makin a dumb joke cuz thats what i do but like your art is your
greathaircut: love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
maknaelne: maknaelne: im so annoying im sorry i was kidding i dont care
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
theyellowbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
thedovahcat: autistic-meanie: merrymegaudreau: harlequinsymphony: ginsbergg: ginsbergg: victoriel: Test your colour vision IM A FUCKING MOLE i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID Moooole. Sob. I got a cat whoo ! Hawk 30 wheeze, im
trashfirefallon: im so fucking mad. im very very allergic to poison ivy (had to go to the ER as a kid from it a few times) and I didn’t know that mangoes and poison ivy have that same fucking chemical that causes rashes. I’ve only eaten like 4 mangoes
chocobabydolly: Im so horny daddy…im always horny for a big daddy dick in my tight little pussy but i have no daddy here to play with me. I’ve been told by someone that i should not be showing my face because someday when i have kids, they may see
ninfia: Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
manaphy: i know im really no better than the ppl im like blaming here since i collect as well but like it honestly breaks my heart when kids cant get an amiibo of a character they want just because a bunch of 30 year old men (like literally, i have lined
jotaara: IM A KID IM A SQUID
brarsmae: that-pasty-kid-from-school: i-am-no-man-bitch: poopmypant: tag yourself im sex perverts I’m either People that watch TV more than Studying the Bible or Sex-Drugs-Rock Music I’m rebellious women im people that talk to pets more than
classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: im like if picasso and freaking rembrandt had a kid or whatever. im a fuckin artist dude. artiste. fucking art house and stuff. gotdamn i got artistic ability man. It looks like a slug the fuck you mean it looks
classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: im like if picasso and freaking rembrandt had a kid or whatever. im a fuckin artist dude. artiste. fucking art house and stuff. gotdamn i got artistic ability man. It looks like
knifeandlighter: classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: im like if picasso and freaking rembrandt had a kid or whatever. im a fuckin artist dude. artiste. fucking art house and stuff. gotdamn i got artistic ability
yknow i think im being pretty polite by just asking her to give credit instead of taking it down, seeing as shes stolen a bunch of other turbo art too but dont play me like im stupid, you kid.
sydrianvegan: i’m not even kidding im so pro healthy relationships it hurts like idec when abuse supporters call it “boring” give me all that //boring// shit im so thirsty for healthy, consensual relationships filled with respect and love and
theyellowbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified Until the smoothest response comes: “hi pregnant I’m dad”
so Im 40 minutes behind. I havent been out yet. I found a faverite stiuffed animal when I was a kid whle I was cleaning and I was vacuumining it and it smeled a bit and Im drunk and I tried to grab the fabreezee sbut I accidentally sprayed bleach on it
In Paris- Weekly 16’s LYRICS Unleashed I’m a beast, im a animal/ Eat MC’s im a cannibal Tryna get to Paris and Nicole /You kids just suck- amber cole 2 more shots and i spill the chase/ 3 more shots cant feel my face Steal yo chic
nayx: people say trick or treat. so you know what. the next kids who come to the door, im gonna trick em. im gonna tell them life is wonderful. full of happiness. devoid of woe or sadness. theyll realize how much i tricked them in 10-15 years
holmstuck: one time in 6th grade these kids found out that im not religious somehow and they cornered me at lunch and told me that i was going to hell so i stood completely still and rolled my eyes back into my head and said “im already there” and
gengar-gender: guys im not kidding. i have not eaten wepl since monday (i had a bit of bread and some apple sauce for thanks giving dinner, if youre wondering), im sick as all fuck, and our heat will be shut off we dont get the bill paid within the
sootpaws: kids having birthday parties and no one showing up is the worst thing im in math class and im gonna cry thinkin about this
roman-kun: im pretty upset and dissappointed about what happened okaybut they’re kids and im actually older than them even by just a year and i just hhnnnnggg have strong feelings about lying and i want to get savage but no
lovemysis-88–2: yes, my room is a bit messy.. if you help me to clean it, im gonna let you fuck me brother.. im not kidding
technicallyatomiclight: ancanope: marble-falls:adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever takenit’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi have you fucking seen this oh for fuck sake im out
drfurter: theb3ckm4nator:drfurter:im the bestPlease tell me you’re actually related to Tim Curry. right now it looks like im his granddaughter even though he doesnt have any kids
just-cheyin:adultreborn:im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever takenNOW IM LYIN ON THE COLD HARD GROUND.WAHWAHH.
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alyssa-myy-: alinadelmundo: lilxvenom1: i always tell her that! :D Hah, always. <3 hahahah, Yupp(: im sick….would u kiss me? haha lmfao jUST KIDDING!!! im single.
snackwr4p: meowry4n: i feel like a pedo but hes gon be adorably hot when hes older awww he’s adorable ! Omg awe once again! Can I pleaseeee have him? Lol he’s so cute! i always look at little kids and think omg im so pedo but that kids gonna
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
barefoot-boho-kids: ca-lifornian: vanilla—tides: mildwild: argh, they look so cool! :D imgTumble) ☮•☾☼ hey im barefoot-boho-kids, and now we know eachother, id just like to invite you to my bohemian + serene wonderland ☮•☾☼
vivian-cain: gentlepromises: neo-soulless: deandresr: jehovahhthickness: This shit was so funny Lls Im screaming at the way the other woman signed vagina i’m the kids The kids🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
en-dior: versace-kid: youthlush: daisytropic-s: serene-kid: k-arlwho: I love the light i normally hate tattoos but this is absolutely amazing and im considering getting it. <3 neeeeed forever reblogg via TumbleBoard for iPhone and iPad
bevsi: if kids can handle some murder and very dark themes in a kid-oriented tv show im sure they can handle some canon bisexuality
