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That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
rneerkat: one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
petewanks: if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
kel-s-d: jenitals-: “What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?” Yes pls omg im geekin
thebloggerskaramazov:puddletumbles: puddletumbles:what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!! apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS the only good april fool’s joke
foxylester:aryastakres:quixoticideals:I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL” AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD” I DAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTIONhello revolution im dada bitter defeat
starslicer: vinebox: Girls be like im so tight this is hilarious because women not tight means they enjoyed it.Women being tight means they’re nervous as fuck and not enjoying it.And this is a joke on regular niggas who don’t understand the female
verdant-witch: s1n-pie: mizzhabibi: surfshoggoth: damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where
earthly-vibrations: sm0k3-ring: blackpoeticinjustice: verdant-witch: s1n-pie: mizzhabibi: surfshoggoth: damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole
duragdaddy: woodmeat: im in me mums played out joke…. beep beep
This is why im so nasty, 90’s rnb was no joke
ruinedchildhood: I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke….
ronwheezly: rneerkat: one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end “hit me with your best shot”
hotsuburbandad: If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
sublimesublemon: jerkidiot: one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying #dad jokes game on a whole other level
richwhitelesbian: wizcoylifa: fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people) “ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend
twentydeepsteps: twentydeepsteps: I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: GUYS NO WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 1:50AM. NOW IT SAYS 1:12AM. GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING. GUYS IM NOT JOKING SEND HELP I ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
surprisebitch: andthentheresthisone: tuhmblr-logic: proudblackconservative: I don’t even watch anime and I sort of get the joke. I feel like this might be hilarious to people who watch it on a regular basis. The 4kids one is so accurate. Im fucking
anar-tea: sectual-tention: sm0k3-ring: blackpoeticinjustice: verdant-witch: s1n-pie: mizzhabibi: surfshoggoth: damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as
d-and-m1615: gironkey02: ironyengines: kaylagraynilo: formaldehyde-fetish: thismapisoldnews: blueeyedmenace: The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes IM FUCKING CRYING Oh fucking christ, I have tears…. I lost it at street walker, and it just
doctorlosechester: efronsbutt: i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
creapy: creapy: creapy: creapy: if we ever date i will actually make cute bentos for you for lunch AND IM NOT JOKING I HAVE A THING MY PAReNTS GOT WHEN I LIVED IN JAPAN THAT SHAPES RICE INTO CUTE LITTLE ANIMALS AND I WILL MAKE SAUSAGE OCTOPUS FOR
fuck-this-im-kinkie-pie: wolfnanaki: Real Slim Pinkie by *wolfjedisamuel Omg…I’ve been always making this joke ever since the episode…and someone fucking drew it. ……I can’t even.
michaelbeara: sam: vondell-swain: adamusprime: vondell-swain: bad news apple now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps
loki-cat: loki-cat: loki-cat: im creating an account on this website and it’s being such a sassy asshole and GOD I PUT IN THE WRONG CODE AND DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE
holmecuffed: SETH MACFARLANE JUST MADE A RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN JOKE AND THE CAMERA SCANS THE AUDIENCE AND THERE HE IS, RDJ THE ONLY ONE CLAPPING IN THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE IM PISSING
grawly: spoookee: fronk-jaeger: auralisdx: oldroots: type bronies into youtube you get ponies wearing diapers run across your screen im not joking oh you’re shitting me what the fuck is this what a time to be alive its fucking real
michaelbeara: sam: vondell-swain: adamusprime: vondell-swain: bad news apple now im wondering why i didnt make this joke those aren’t even bees though they’re wasps
ahmogar: so i was editing tattoos onto gavin, and gave him a septum for the jokes. then i realised if i lightened his hair he’d look like male griffon. im gonna cry.
weenierenegades: moartrees: lookatwhattheyredoingtome: Dad jokes brought to you by Rick Grimes Im dead FUCK ME OH MY GOD
aryastakres: quixoticideals: I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL” AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD” I DAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTION hello revolution im dad
twentydeepsteps:twentydeepsteps: I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
arooooo: 1-800-hellyeah: did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just
mesonoxianherald: im sure jokes like these are a plenty out there renamon
eggpla: anar-tea: sectual-tention: sm0k3-ring: blackpoeticinjustice: verdant-witch: s1n-pie: mizzhabibi: surfshoggoth: damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white
sweetscasket: paper-mario-wiki: im calling out everyone who says “this cleared my skin and watered my crops” when responding to images they like i know you dont have crops and i know you dont have skin stop lying for a “joke”, this is a serious
meme-loving-stuck: siobhanblank: glixbitch: jooferslannister: I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about
bullychan-deactivated20190704:niconiconwo:bullychan-deactivated20190704:im sorry to be the one to tell you but nobody is laughing at your vore jokes anymore What do you mean, they’re eating them up!
silver-tongues-blog: the-malevolent-platypus: virtuissimo: please god!!! please!!! watch phineas and ferb!!! the last two seasons are a shitpost!!! pl ease!!! can someone explain the 2 sets of keys joke i feel like im missing something?
thegauntletqueen: baylen: hentired: hentired: People should go to prison for this. Im not joking. And not just netflix execs either. Shows like these are made with teams of dozens of producers, writers, technical crew, editors etc. and none of them
bigmammallama5:bigmammallama5: couples costumes at the DEO halloween party ive literally forgotten how to draw people im so sorry pls just take the joke(s) happy halloween dont open this where you could get in trouble
silver-tongues-blog:adurot:elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:captrex:If you get scanned and your genetic signature shows up on any New Republic register, you’re gonna be detected, and it’s guns out. im not even fucking joking this is the funniest scene
neotrances:neotrances:christianity is the single most evil thing in the world im not joking white christians have done unrepairable damage to the entire world, like all throughout history it has been yall
holdvilagos:men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that’s the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking
waitdidyousayyoutubers: Tumblr user: *makes joke about nash grier fan* Nash Grier fan: WOW EVERY1 HATES ME UR SO MEAN STOP H8ING IM DELETING!!1!1! *sends anon hate to everyone*
I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke…
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me
brighidin: englishdubbing: It may be april fools day but my blog is no joke!! PROMO ME also im on mobile so I cant do any cute images so guys go follow lola she knows more about flame sign than me and also. koe no katachi
lychgate: here if you didnt like my last joke im sure this one will hit the funny bone
auzziejlee: pedipalpi: the joke is that 심하다 in korean means extreme or severe and it’s pronounced shimhada OH MY FUCKING GOD IM SO TILTED
venomsnake: moonlandingwasfaked: death-420: sexyrobutts: death-420: tumblr mobile is a joke some1 add a pic im on mobile I can’t help u m8 I am also on mobile s-someone please add pics we’re on mobile i’d love to help but i’m also on
foundajob: yes, im gamer. yes, i make cum joke. is there a problem?
sonypraystation: i legit laugh at my jokes more than yall i re read them over and over till im rollin its a self sufficient lifestyle
kisshugger: kisshugger: the standard dickpick angle is suited only to accomodate those with dicks is a tool of oppression this was originally supposed to be a joke but i think im actually right
